Hi everyone,so i kinda really miss nanbaka and there isn’t much going about it or the fandom, and i really feel thirsty for more to read whether it's ,one shots,headcanons, and i really think some of the fandom here also have alot of ideas and Requests,its isn’t my first time to be writing about nanbaka i stopped because there was alot that i was going through in that time,but im here now more than happy and excited to be writing again ! if you guys are interested please feel free to send me your requests i’ll do them as fast as i could!
{about me!}
-my name is Ryoof/u can call me Ryo !
-Im 17 years old !
-Female,she/her
-English isn’t my first language
-I made this acc for my nanba fandom out there
-I can do headcanon + fanfics + one shot +smua ,etc.
❕MY DEAREST! keep in mind i still haven’t read the manga so until then please request for anime characters , im very sorry !!❕
/🪽/here is what im not gonna do:
-NSFW work
-Bloody or physical violence
-Racism and infringess of religions
-sexual or romantic relationships between /, friends, enemies,siblings, etc.
-and im really not comfortable with male x male or female x female, just not something i would like to do i don’t mean anything against anybody .
-also underage age Characters i think i wont do much just a little silly stuff
/🪽/ what i would do :
-i think anything like sfw
-romance
-comfort
-comedy
-friends
-lovers
and that’s all ,thank you for reading this sm ! with all love 💗💗.
He's been flirting with you for weeks... but you don't know German.
Warnings: Fluff; NOT PROOFREAD!!!
[Lost in Translation → Julien Loki]
You weren’t supposed to talk to him.
That was the one rule you gave yourself when you started interning for Bastard München’s media department: don’t get distracted by the players.
They were larger-than-life athletes, practically demigods. You were a glorified assistant with a clipboard and a very temperamental laptop. You had no business even looking in Michael Kaiser’s direction.
And yet… there he was — golden-haired, star-eyed, and grinning at you like he’d just spotted his next favorite game.
You met him on your second day. You were lost — which was impressive, considering you were supposed to be taking photos of the training field. Somehow you’d wandered into the players’ hallway, clutching a camera you barely knew how to use.
He appeared out of nowhere, towel slung over one shoulder, droplets of water glinting on his neck.
“You’re new,” he said, voice smooth and lightly accented. “Willkommen in meinem Reich.” Welcome to my kingdom.
You froze. “I—uh—sorry?”
He smirked. “Ah, shy. I like that.”
You blinked, smiling awkwardly, because what else were you supposed to do?
“Ich bin Kaiser.” I am Kaiser.
“Oh! Right, yes. I know that,” you said, fumbling your camera strap. “You’re… the Kaiser.”
He laughed softly — the sound low, teasing, deliberate. “And you are?”
You gave your name, still uncertain why your pulse was doing gymnastics.
“Schöner Name,” he said. Beautiful name.
You smiled back, clueless. “Thank you?”
He grinned wider, clearly entertained. “Anytime, Liebling.” Darling.
And just like that, he walked away — leaving you in a state of mild confusion and completely unjustified butterflies.
You didn’t realize it then, but that was the first of many German phrases you’d pretend to understand.
Over the next week, Kaiser made it his mission to “accidentally” run into you.
Every morning, when you brought the cameras to the sidelines, he was there — stretching in the most dramatic possible way, his shirt conveniently riding up. He’d call out,
“Guten Morgen, wunderschön!” Good morning, beautiful!
You’d smile and wave. “Morning, Kaiser!”
He’d wink. “Ah, you say my name so nicely.”
You had no idea he’d just called you “beautiful.”
Sometimes, he’d show up behind you while you were typing reports in the lounge. His voice would dip low, practically brushing your ear.
“Du hast keine Ahnung, was du mit mir machst,” he’d murmur. You have no idea what you're doing to me.
He’d chuckle, walk away, and leave you flustered for the rest of the day.
You figured he was being friendly.
He figured you were teasing him.
It was the start of a very confusing game.
Somewhere in between, poor Ness developed eye twitches.
Ness, meanwhile, was watching this slow-motion disaster unfold like a soap opera.
He tried to warn Kaiser once.
“Uh, Kaiser, I don’t think they—”
“Shh, Ness. They’re just playing hard to get.”
“No, I think they literally don’t underst—”
“Hard. To. Get.”
By week three, Kaiser was half-mad with frustration. You always smiled politely, always responded vaguely, always looked so calm — as if his best lines bounced right off you.
He was the emperor, the crown jewel of Bastard München — and yet here he was, losing sleep over someone who didn’t even blush when he said, “Ich will dich.” I want you.
It happened one afternoon when you were filming practice. Ness wandered over, looking slightly nervous.
“Uh, hey,” he said, scratching his head. “Can I ask you something?”
“Sure?”
“Do you… speak German?”
You shook your head. “Not even a little. Why?”
Ness sighed like he’d just witnessed a car crash in slow motion. “Kaiser’s been flirting with you nonstop. In German.”
Your brain stalled. “...He’s what?”
“Yeah.” Ness looked genuinely pained. “He thinks you’re ignoring him on purpose. Says you’re playing hard to get.”
You stared at him. “I’ve been saying ‘totally’ to flirting?”
“Oh my god.” You buried your face in your hands. “What do I do?”
“Tell him?”
But before you could, Kaiser appeared behind you, hair shimmering in the sunlight, smirk already loaded like a weapon.
“Na, Engel? Verpasst du mich schon?” Well, angel? Are you missing me already?
You panicked. “Totally!”
Ness groaned audibly and walked away.
From that day onward, things somehow got worse.
Kaiser became bolder — leaning closer, standing behind you during interviews, dropping German lines that sounded like the verbal equivalent of winking.
“Du bist der schönste Fehler, den ich je gemacht habe.” You are the most beautiful mistake I have ever made.
“Ich schwöre, du machst mich wahnsinnig.” I swear, you're driving me crazy.
You’d nod politely, smiling like you were on autopilot, while your brain silently screamed: Why does he sound angry and romantic at the same time?
He started showing off more during training too — every goal followed by a quick glance in your direction, every smirk clearly asking, Are you watching?
And honestly, you were. Who wouldn’t? The man moved like art — all precision and arrogance and glow.
But then he’d ruin it by blowing you a kiss mid-goal and shouting, “Das war für dich!” That was for you.
You clapped awkwardly. “Yay… goal!”
He grinned. You died inside.
One late afternoon, you were sent to drop off photo files in the media office — conveniently located next to the locker rooms.
You were almost done when you heard a familiar voice.
“Da bist du ja, mein Glücksbringer.” There you are, my lucky charm!
You jumped. Kaiser leaned against the doorway, still in his training gear, sweat-slick hair and that impossible grin.
“Kaiser! You scared me.”
“Du magst es, wenn ich auftauche, gib’s zu.” You like it when I show up, admit it.
You blinked. “Uh… yes?”
He stepped closer, towel draped loosely around his neck, eyes sparkling like trouble.
“You really like saying yes, don’t you?” he teased, switching to English now, voice dripping amusement.
You blushed, unsure whether to laugh or run. “You say a lot of things I don’t understand.”
“Good,” he said. “Mystery keeps the spark alive.”
You muttered, “It’s keeping me confused, that’s for sure.”
He tilted his head. “What was that?”
“Nothing.”
“Hmm.” He smirked again. “You’re dangerous, you know that?”
“I literally just deliver footage.”
“Exactly,” he said, and walked away.
You stared after him, completely baffled — and slightly more doomed than before.
It became a bizarre routine.
Kaiser flirted. You nodded.
He smirked. You smiled politely.
Somewhere, Ness developed migraines
Sometimes he’d whisper something that sounded scandalous:
“Du bist mein Lieblingsfehler.” You are my favorite mistake.
You’d beam, thinking he’d said something about the footage.
Or he’d murmur,
“Du raubst mir den Verstand.” You're driving me crazy!
You’d reply, “Thanks! You too!”
Each misunderstanding only made him more intrigued. He thought you were teasing; you thought he was eccentric.
It was chaos, but harmless — until he started trying harder.
Two weeks later, Kaiser snapped.
You didn’t know it, but he’d spent the entire morning grumbling to Ness about you.
“They ignore me. No one ignores me. They’re obsessed, secretly. Has to be.”
“Maybe they’re just—”
“Playing. Hard. To. Get.”
Ness sighed so hard it could’ve powered a wind turbine.
That afternoon, when you passed Kaiser in the hallway, he blocked your path.
“We need to talk.”
“Uh—about what?”
“About this—” He gestured vaguely between you. “Whatever game you’re playing.”
You blinked. “Game?”
“You pretend not to care, but you do. You always smile when I talk to you.”
“I’m… polite?”
“Polite,” he repeated, eyes narrowing. “That’s what you call it?”
He took a step closer, frustration flickering behind his grin. “Every time I compliment you, every time I flirt, you just smile and walk away. You’re driving me insane.”
You raised your hands defensively. “Wait, wait—back up. You’ve been flirting?”
“Obviously!”
You stared, mortified. “Kaiser, I don’t speak German.”
Silence.
Actual, stunned, pin-drop silence.
His eyes widened slightly. “You… don’t?”
You shook your head quickly. “Not a single word!”
Then came the slowest, most bewildered laugh you’d ever heard.
“No way.” He pressed a hand to his forehead. “You’re telling me I’ve been pouring my heart out in German for weeks, and you just—nodded?”
You winced. “And said ‘totally,’ yeah.”
He doubled over laughing. “Oh, Scheiße! Ness was right!” Shit.
You covered your face. “This is so embarrassing.”
“Embarrassing?” he wheezed. “I told you you were the most beautiful mistake I’d ever made!”
You peeked through your fingers. “You what?!”
He laughed even harder. “And you said ‘totally!’”
You groaned. “I’m going to evaporate.”
When he finally stopped laughing, he leaned against the wall, smiling in that lazy, dazzling way that made you feel like the air had thinned.
“You really had no idea.”
“None,” you admitted, cheeks burning. “I thought you were just showing off your accent.”
“You thought this”—he gestured to himself—“was casual conversation?”
“I mean… it seemed very you.”
He chuckled, pushing off the wall. “You know, I should be angry. You ignored me for nearly a month.”
“You could’ve just switched to English!”
“Where’s the fun in that?”
You glared. “You’re impossible.”
He grinned. “And yet you keep talking to me.”
You rolled your eyes, but your lips betrayed you with a smile. “So what now, Your Majesty?”
“Now?” His voice dropped an octave, soft but teasing. “Now we start over. In a language we both understand.”
He insisted on walking you back to your workspace. You expected him to gloat, to make more jokes — but he was oddly gentle, tone quieter.
“You really didn’t know what I was saying?”
“Not a clue.”
“And you still smiled.”
“Because you seemed nice,” you said honestly. “A little dramatic, maybe, but… nice.”
He laughed softly. “That might be the first time anyone’s called me that.”
You shrugged. “Then you should hear it more often.”
Something flickered in his eyes then — the showman dimmed for a heartbeat, replaced by something almost shy.
“You’re… different,” he said simply. “Most people either worship me or hate me.”
“I didn’t understand you enough to do either.”
He laughed again, this time with real warmth. “Maybe that’s why I like you.”
You stumbled over your words. “You—what?”
“See?” He smirked again, confidence returning. “That’s what I’ve been trying to say for weeks.”
The next day, he found you in the lounge with a notebook.
“If you won’t learn German, I’ll teach you,” he said, sitting beside you uninvited.
You sighed. “Is this another excuse to flirt?”
“Absolutely. Lesson one: Date. That means ‘date.’”
You snorted. “Wow. Tricky.”
“Lesson two: Küss mich.” Kiss me.
You narrowed your eyes. “And that means…?”
He smirked. “Ask me sometime after lesson ten.”
You threw a pillow at him. He caught it easily, laughing.
“Don’t worry,” he said, leaning back. “We’ll take it slow. I’ve got time.”
I've been giggling to myself like an idiot writing this, my mom started giving me sceptical looks.🤣
Hello hello from your friendly neighbourhood lurker before I get to my request I want to thank you for writing for nanbaka its so rare to see new fics for it and now to my request can I have cuddling hcs for uno and samon or just night routines with them (separately).
Anyways thats it,
From yours truly,
Your friendly neighbourhood lurker
♯. Night night!⌇
note: ofc! ty sweet neighbour lurker💕.
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ʚɞ
˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 (Uno)
He loves to take his sweet time getting ready for bed if he was alone or even if he is with his partner and he enjoys it mostly to share it with you.
He likes to start by showering bc after running around all day his body is sweating and his hair has dirt on it probably.
His favourite parts is to moisturise and smell good with no perfumes and he avoids using any before bed, he will be very happy if his partner offers him ear cleaning or scratching his scalp.
He likes to Either roll his hair or putting it in a bonnet overnight.
He sleeps with face mask on.
𐙚‧₊˚🐉✩ ₊˚🏯⊹♡(samon)
He is not good about it as much as uno ofc but that doesn’t mean he’s dirty or stinky he perfectly takes care of his night showers specially after after his long shift he can’t stand lying beside your beauty with his germs from that job.
he sometimes might overwork himself specially when he doesn’t feel like continuing the day in nanba prison he instead comes home and continue his work in peace in his office and due to that he might have a lot of bad sleeping habit.
his routine is simple he goes in the shower take a bath brush his teeth wash his face sometimes steals your face wash and feel so dry after so he steals again one of your moisturiser.
And he might sleep after moisturising his body and he might no but he’s afraid of you catching his dry skin and giving him endless speech about it.
But god that man has alot of love in his heart that the second that you ask for his help or just the thought of allowing him to do so will warm his heart and make him crumble and absolutely will agree.
He hates getting up late makes him feel like he can’t do anything with his day bc he didn’t start right anyway.
He loves to have small amounts of food in his breakfast bowl bc his stomach feels so full when he gets up somehow and even if he didn’t eat at all last night.
He finds sport and workout as a relief for all his emotions that he cant let out or tell someone about.
It takes alot of him to accept someone in his life a friend or a partner or a friend-friend, changing the usual routine for him is something very big and he knows including someone in it won’t help at all.
⊹ ࣪ ˖🧧୭˚. ᵎᵎ🧘🏻(Upa)
He likes to workout when he gets up earlier than anyone and he is mostly quiet since he can’t leave his cell.
When he was Young he used to have a best friend that was his teddy bear from his childhood.
He enjoys playing with the sand but act like it’s dirty to do so! but only qi knows the truth..
He doesn’t eat to the max on daily meals he likes to keep some food or he will not be able to move as fast with a full stomach.
He has a bad habit of biting on his lips when he’s stressed.
˚˖𓍢ִ໋⚗️₊˚ʚ 🪷 ₊˚(Qi)
Although he seems very lazy Qi can be very comforting and gentle with kids he used to work as a chemistry teacher's assistant and students often found him very understanding and as a father to some of them.
He likes the smell of freshly watered grass and it makes him more calm with the sunset view.
His family was actually never proud of him or understood his actions no matter what and always found him as a failure.
He had some ex’s in the back and he always saw himself lonely and it will always be him only.
𐙚‧₊˚🐉✩ ₊˚🏯⊹♡(samon)
Samon has a decent amount of hair on his body and sometimes he is too lazy to shave it or wax it so he let his partner do whatever they want with it or help removing it in anyway.
He doesn’t like nicknames specially anything that involves him being called monkey.
He loves to be babied and i know it but i can’t prove it yet…and absolutely will be very flustered about it.
He enjoys anything that has a good clean smell and that makes it hard for him to find the perfect perfume for himself or understand other types.
New experimental piece, tried to leave my comfort zone a bit by not being too clean with the lineart (except for some of the hair), and using black for shading, to get some of that grunge, western comic feel
(and also sort of emulate the style Futamata herself has employed for some illustrations)
honey is a moody person obviously but he’s not moody about everything he gets mad because people are stupid sometimes and make things harder so he definitely understand the huge pressure that comes with dealing with people and when you come after a long day exhausted and unable to be as you usually are it hurts him very much to see you in a situation he’s been through and nobody could help they usually see him as the angry issues dude.
He doesn’t start a conversation with you to change your mood he is honest and straightforward to the point “Bad day?” you nod “Yeah people suck..” “alot.” “wanna talk about it?” “idk” and he hugs you silently and play with your hair as you can hear his breath as he whisper “shh i know baby i do..”.
He let you usually have your time to recover and dont include himself in your activities unless you ask him to do so.
He will plan for a relaxing time no talking no thinking just a low lighted room with a ready bed as he comforts you will silly childhood stories and let you lay ur head on his chest so he can know if u are ready to open up about it or he should tickle you more into it.
Trois
He will absolutely feel broken to see you like this and it makes him very nervous bc he is behind those fancy glasses just a small boy who is afraid of his life changes, and he is all over you probably testing the ground.
He loves to start with a small conversation but assuring words and touches while he takes your clothes off for you and make you a bath so you can get it all out maybe even a hot tub to make it better as he massage your body with oils.
He believes in body language and by his knowledge he tries to remove stress out of your body by everything he could do.
he might try and make you laugh and feel better and if u didn’t he might cry a little bc he is afraid of those feelings and all he wants is to make you feel better and love him.
[Note:This is how i think about Honey and Trois comforting you after a nightmare]
-. ݁₊ ⊹ 🍯. ݁˖ . 🎯݁༉‧₊˚.(Honey):
Honey won’t be the fastest in waking up with you but he will feel the bed Weight changes so he slowly opens his eyes “Dear did you wake up?..what time is it..” turns to the clock and it’s still at night so he slowly gets up and look at you “It’s still midnight, is everything alright bae’?”.
He’s fast at comforting you when he releases he pulls you closer and kisses your forehead while hugging you swinging you a little in his arms “So?..is it the same last time?”he will grab a bottle of water and ask you if you want some “You want water? anything else?” brush your hair away and kiss your cheeks “You know you can talk about it or not at all”.
He will make sure you are comfortable and safe before going to sleep again and if you didn’t want to sleep he will take you for a walk or take you to an ice cream truck on the way.
Try to change the subject nut not too much just making sure you are okay with it and it’s totally fine.
-°˖𓍢ִ໋ 🔧✧°🥐.⋆(Trois):
He’s absolutely in between depends on if his day was long or not or if he had a good sleep last night but mostly easy to wake up and on that day he did “Dear?!,Oh god…are you alright my love?” cups your hands and kiss them “Oh my rose,look at you are shaking come here” He hugs you so tight and gently makes sure he’s not doing too much “There you go there there…In and out,in and out..”.
Also fast at coming but takes his time with you laying you on his chest while playing with your hair “How about we go there next week hm? and today we go to grab some fruits and make that salad you like-why? because i saw you silly you are not hydrating enough!”.
If you want to sleep he will make sure to give you the massagehe will pick you up and sweet talk you if you didn’t want to sleep “Eh?! no sleep? how cruel my queen..”, will hand you a cup of water and kiss your forehead.”
Dose change the topic or contact sweet/silly things to it like “The real nightmare is me not being in your dreams sweetheart,he will take you to a restaurant or to a garden with a lake that has ducks “No im telling you they are jealous of us”.
Hey guys i want to say that i will be posting some mini (posts?) like this bc i write them in my discord with friends so yeah have fun with that i guess.
Hi! hope you're doing okay. Could you do some hc for Honey, Trois, Uno, Jyugo and Samon reacting to a fem reader that is a head taller than them and just seems intimidating, please? :'3c
ִ ࣪ ☁️˖ ࣪ 𝐔𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐲 ! 🌌 ᰔ ִ ׄ
Note: Sure thing!.
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. ݁₊ ⊹ 🍯. ݁˖ . 🎯݁༉‧₊˚.(Honey)
He is so awkward about it like he is trying to hide something he looks like he wants to say something about it and he just hold it back or hide it.
He will absolutely keep his eye on you ad admiring you non-stop with a little blush on his cheek he might get even more embarrassed if you saw him doing that.
if you ever was with him in the situation where he couldn’t reach something and you try to help he would immediately shot you as he feels his ego shattering “Do you nee-“No thank you ma’am-ah miss-tall lady..-“ fucckk.” and just walk away.
surprisingly the first time he wasn’t flirting with a woman not because that he thinks your height make you unable to date , he’s just used to short women crowded around him.
°˖𓍢ִ໋ 🔧✧°🥐.⋆(Trois)
I don’t know what happened to him but you’re probably broke the system because he was so weird for some reason not like bad weird like that’s not you weird.
first time you two looked at each other for a while while being close all he said was just “ pick me up” and you replied “what? Why? No!?.” and he said well being upset “ because I’ve been waiting for this moment to my whole life I deserve princess treatment too” you were too surprised you (might) did pick him up actually.
but both of you would look so silly standing next to each other he gives such a nice person energy and you are.. just there.. and you’re scaring his fans a little..
Actually the both of you might be good friends and he won’t mind hanging out with you a lot also not ashamed to make jokes about the height different.
˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 (Uno)
immediately surprised by you popping out of nowhere, honestly not surprised by the fact that you are tall I can tell you this man have dated and a woman to figure that out already by now.
Immediately ready to flirt and make jokes “ whoa hey there how’s the weather doing huh?” also he’s not afraid to start a conversation with you in anyway.
he will be so bad at comforting if he was just your friend especially if someone you would like refuses to go out with you all he would say is “ come on don’t cry, uh..you are a big girl, a very big girl I suppose-*Slap*,OUCH my bad sorry..”.
might take advantage of the fact that you can scare people away and ask you for help sometimes if someone was chasing him with something he’s afraid of, unlike honey he accepted the fact that he can’t reach some stuff so he asks you for help with that too “hey baby girl mind getting that for me while you are in there?”.
˚˖𓍢ִ໋`⛩️:✧˚.🗝️⋆𖧧 (jyugo)
He is used to being short so if you walk past him he will immediately notice how tall you are and he might just might freak out a little like a small jump.
Dont like looking up at u his neck hurts alot , he thinks you helpful in summer your head blocks the sun.
As known he is mostly quiet and doesn’t involve himself in anything unless his friends did , so you sitting with him won’t make that affect but they might get scared away.
He thinks you are cool specially if you do sports and any other activities that involves your hight.
𐙚‧₊˚🐉✩ ₊˚🏯⊹♡(samon)
Same for him he is used to see alot of tall people going around him and won’t flinch at all but for a female he would rather be confused or see it as interesting?.
His ego totally didn’t change in but it depends on how good you are in a fight bc this is his Scale of difference between people and himself.
But with the way you handle yourself he would be proud butt if you ever use that same intimidating look on him? He stiffens, clears his throat and look around for help If he was on the wrong.
Respect you alot and if you are and inmate he will be more than happy to train you to make you use more of your body and energy on something good for you.
I Voted yes for giggles okay? But tbh no saying you’r opinion is really fine people in the nanbaka fandom and me as one wont have reacted like that if you said it in a more respectful and in a good opinion way not just gonna oh hey the manga sucks bc of different Unrelated events the writer perfectly tried to gather each case that happened in the same time to get a solution and the same time too like maybe in the same chapter or more than one overall opinions matter as long as they are not harsh or rude or not understandable if you don’t like the fandom or the content at all you are never forced to do so 💞
No one needs you to be sorry btw , it’s your problem for not respecting others and their interests specially when it’s a an amazing work and got more appreciation and respect no matter how small is the fandom the fact that you are mocking others over it speaks alot about you and tbh you are not even the one to speak be fr , the anime that you’r whole blog is on about is nothing but middle school kids fighting in lunch break wow so cool ? nothing new or interesting and the ideas keep repeating themselves, honestly no hate to the witters but maybe they need to change ALOT to match a great work like nanbaka or make affect on people, im not talk as someone who is clueless btw i watch the 2 seasons and some of the manga and one of my friends used to love it but she doesn’t even remember it now ! that also proves my point that it was a trend also don’t take to heart remember!
Bc you are rude and play victim? yes and for the pic? also yes , I wanted to be the bigger person in here but hey stop laying to yourself you just have a cheep taste lol sucks to be you 😍
