I have feelings about the tall man

also the young ovum and the gregarious bisexual (sideblog)

[thetallmanshow]

I feel like I need a cigarette after that episode and I do not smoke

[thetallmanshow]

I watched the preview make that a quaalude

[thetallmanshow]

I feel like I need a cigarette after that episode and I do not smoke

[thetallmanshow]

"Did you just curse?" "It's how I feel"

DR. MELISSA KING I AM KISSING YOUR FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW DO YOU FEEL IT THERE *MWAH* *SMOOCHES YOU* *SMOOCHES YOU* *SMOOCHES YOU* *SMOOCHES YOU* *SMOOCHES YO

[thetallmanshow]

I'm only 23 minutes in but by the look on Robby's face as they clip off the cuffs I'm laying BIG BETS on him swinging on one of those agents

[thetallmanshow]

langdon literally licking his chops while staring unblinkingly into mel's eyes was not on my bingo card and yet

[alicewiththreefingers]

Begone, Eeyore. Fuck off with you.

[alicewiththreefingers]

[alicewiththreefingers]

Baelor Targaryen ruined my life.

[alicewiththreefingers]

Cousin: slugged

Rowan: fucked

Future: locked

[amoretmorz]

I need him to come back next season.

[alicewiththreefingers]

Dunk and Egg sounds like breakfast

[valarrswife]

Everyone seems to love these soooo much.

[moodsworks]

read the room babe

[bitethestag]

I'm not saying Lyonel is right. I'm just saying that if my crush might lose and hand and a foot, and I decided to fight for him, and then at the last minute, Taylor fucking Swift rode in on a horse to join the fight, who has only talked to my boy like twice btw, and now everyone is raving about it, and none of the other guys want to be the ones to accidentally murder Taylor Swift, and she herself knows this, and then she gets herself decked anyway, and now everyone, including and especially my crush are all sad about Taylor Swift, and I'm also injured from fighting for my crush btw, and I bring said crush my weed dealer and soft jazz music to ease his pains, and then he won't even come with me to my sick-ass castle, or say goodbye, or fuck it even leave a note or something, when I myself could also have Died™...then yes, I would be a little motherfucking angry.

You would probably see me on international news, in fact.

[griffnoir]

apples crisp, knighthood acquired, new house thriving, wife secured, heir on the way, business expanding, congratulations ser raymun of the green apple fossoway YOU are the winner

[gayspacemonk]

The chad Lyonel Baratheon who missed no beats before diving head first in the pussy of the biggest guy that crossed his path, absolutely curb stomping the virgin Jaime Lannister who was shaking in his little boots and white cloak at the mere thought of a loving heterosexual relationship with a butch woman

[lyonelwhoretent]

Lyonel Baratheon, Raymun Fossoway and Baelor Targaryen after just meeting Ser Duncan The Tall: