Whatever rubbish comes into my head

Saw these atrocities in a charity shop and knew I had to put them on my blog. Also Jen updating their blog for the first time in *checks watch* six years??? No wayyyyyy

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

I'M JENNY. HELLO.

THESE ARE MY GIRLS.

Khraban's Archive

First and foremost: my writing! If you like my fics (below) and content on here, check out my website and the page with information about my upcoming novel, The Queen's Eye! Any support is welcome and I really appreciate everyone who helps as I'm publishing!

UPDATE: The Queen's Eye, my debut novel, will be released on the 21st of May 2027!

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Keeping Track Of Random Shit On My Blog:

Khraban's Archive and writing:

The funniest possible group of my characters to introduce Dugga Doo to:

The major ships as the songs I write their big scenes to:

My Character's Search History: Jia Li

Comments I have left while editing:

My Character's Search History: Bonnie

Viella - oc art

Concept: a musical ("Dear Diary")

Concept: Sherlock Adaptation

Miraculous theories:

General theory regarding Nathalie

The Gerald Theory: Gabriel and Nathalie, an analysis.

Nathalie's villain arc: out of nowhere?

Plagg in Volpina - not as inobservant as we thought?

What the fuck is Nathalie? Post speculating on Nathalie's backstory, motivation and future.

The Council - hierarchy and structure. Links to another theory

What The Fuck Is Lila? Speculates on her role as Chrysalis and her actual motivation and goals.

Tokyo Special and Kagami's "Friends" - addressing a specific (possible) retcon.

Council Headcanons: Hyper-Specific Version

Miraculous Fanzine!!!

Doctor Who theories:

Claire Brown from Flux: An Actual Resolution

Theory: Is Susan Foreman the One Who Waits?

Fanfics:

MLB fics masterpost

The Hybrid (Doctor Who)

The Child (Doctor Who)

General Overanalysis:

Overanalysing a shot from S5 of Miraculous

Overanalysing several shots from S6 of Miraculous

El Toro De Piedra explains a HELL of a lot about the series at large:

The opening titles of Shadybug

It's becoming increasingly obvious that I hyperfixate on two particular characters.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Signs you might be getting addicted to something:

If you go without it you feel unwell in a way that you never usually feel unwell. Sweating, tired, sleepy, headaches, irritable, depressed, etc. For example when I was in opium withdrawal I got incredibly depressed in a way that I’ve never been before or since. When you quit caffeine you might get super bad headaches even if you never usually get any headaches.

Thoughts of it regularly bother you and the thoughts go away once you’ve taken it but only temporarily. Unlike with a food craving which usually stays away once you’ve satisfied it or distracted yourself from it.

You find yourself rationalizing with yourself why you should break your own rules about how much you can take and how often. For example you might only let yourself drink alcohol every four days but start thinking that three days is actually close enough to four days, right? Especially if this happens regularly.

You’re using it so often that you feel the need to lie about how much you use because other people might think it’s concerning

If the substance or activity is nearby it’s genuinely difficult to not consume it or participate in it in a way that’s really frustrating.

You feel bad when you’re not on it and your brain tells you “if you just take the thing you wouldn’t feel this way”

You can only feel “whole” or “normal” when you’re on a substance even though it’s a recreational drug

And if you read this and think you might be addicted to something, don’t panic and don’t feel ashamed. Realizing you’re addicted to something isn’t a failure. It’s more information about your health that you can use to manage your condition, whether you want to get rid of your addiction or not.

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[asukiess]

my son is such a stupid fuck. I shell out two or maybe even five dollars for his tutoring and he has the gall to ask if I’m going to marry nathalie. christ. what, just because I spent most of his childhood going around the world with her? and crying on her shoulder and neck and back and chest? and not sleeping in the same bed as my wife? what an idiot. what a fucking idiot.

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[i-am-a-fish]

I think I look kind of attractive when I'm frazzled and at my limit

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Had a dream where for some reason young Nathalie (from Werepapas) was present. Not sure what was happening but I think she was just wandering about having a good time. Nice contrast to all the times I've put her in the torment nexus.

[lemonheadhatchet]

Nathalie... I think its time to tell him huntyyyy🤣🤣😭😭

[avenyura]

Post reveal Chat Noir and Hawkmoth

VS

Post reveal Ladybug and Mayura

[avenyura]

What I want from miraculous season 7

Nathalie dad reveal

Good quality Nathalie content

Rena Rouge to question the identity and disappearance of Mayura

Alya struggling with the lie, and really wanting to tell Adrien the truth

Nathalie, Alya or both find out Adrien = Chat Noir

Lila backstory and motive

Adrien to find out the truth and have a valid crashout

Felix centred episode that’s set in the past and shows him apologising and redeeming himself

A Kagami and Lila episode (Tsurugi family ep basically)

Kwagatama Emilie Agreste

Nathalie rejecting Chrysalis. Or alternatively, Nathalie being unwillingly akumatised for a change. (They’d have to call in Bunnix.). Chrysalis would 100% speak to her in Gabriel and Emilie’s voices.

Nooroo using his powers to try and escape, but causing a disaster

[voidthevoidling]

I can't believe Nathalie said the words "Grin and Bear it" and the narrative didn't immediately put her into the torment nexus themed around it

[papoochu]

Trying out something new! :D