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San Diego Ca

[unclefather]

[babyfireflyisdead]

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[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[charlavail-deactivated20210902]

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the turn signal on a BMW could cure cancer, the world would never know.

[sicknessinside]

[military-life]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I live to be 100 I’ll get to hear new 80’s music.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In a span of 70 years we went from riding around with horses pulling us to putting a man on the moon.

[military-life]

[weloveshortvideos]

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They have a tv and a fireplace in their igloo.

[bob-belcher]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A lot of people seem to be afraid of the 1%, but I gotta say, I’m way more afraid of the 0.001%. Whatever the hell is surviving Lysol and bleach can probably fuck me up.

[military-life]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[unclefather]

“You’re a good boy. You can make it through this. You are worthy of treats.”

[morefunthanb4]