The things my students say

My students say some pretty awesome/amusing/interesting things. Here are some of them...

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While playing a game, the question to the student was: What state with a one-syllable name is the main source of lobster?

Student’s answer: “Prison”

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“You look like a Queen! Can you just do Harry Styles now?”

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“My heart skips a beat when I’m with you You rock You are so pretty that you should be Miss USA”

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“I think you should sign up for America’s Got Talent, and just walk.”

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After declaring my love for the show ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’...

Student: “You’re such a kid.”

Me: “I really am.”

Student: (with a huge smile) “I like it!!”

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During a math lesson, student raises hand and I call on them...

“That lip gloss looks really good on you.”

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“Can you just have your own school? Where all we do is dance and listen to music all day? And everything will be glittery and fabulous? And we’ll take field trips to Disneyland and NY?”

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Student: “He’s cute.” Me: “The moose or the guy?” Student: “Both.” Me: “Excellent answer.”

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Student: “I like your dress. Can I touch you?”

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Student: “Have you ever been stuck in a tire?”

Me (after a long, confused pause): “I cant say that I have; have you?”

Student: ...smiles, giggles, walks away...

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Student 1: “I’m going to Italy next month.

Me: “Wow, that’s awesome! Can you fit me in your suitcase?”

Student 2 (to me): “Maybe you could put yourself in the dryer for a little bit, cause sometimes the dryer shrinks things.”

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Student (who isn’t in my class): “You’re my favorite teacher who isn’t my teacher.”

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Student: “Are you married?”

Me: “No.”

Student: “WHAT?! That’s shocking! You’re so fun and funny and nice.”

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Student 1: “You’re loved by all.”

Student 2: “You’re like the Selena Gomez of the school.”

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“I got you these because you’ve told us these two things so many times all year long.”

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“When we drove by, I thought Crazy Horse looked cool.

Then I realized it was a Gentleman’s Club.”