🥀sad boys only🥀

andrew james. est 1990. number one dog stan. out here doing my best which isn't very good. gh: mumblerapstan (rp)

[thethirdmigo]

Me, finally getting around to watching the new season of AHS and 3 minutes into the show: where's the gay sex at?

[thethirdmigo]

My stomach hurts but I won't let that keep me from eating more twizzlers.

[thethirdmigo]

Anywhomst I'll always think I'm being talked about when Andy is mentioned. What a narccist.

[thethirdmigo]

Send help I've been sucked into catching up on shameless and forgot to exist.

[xporntasticx]

Men should know how precious their moans are

[kevingetem]

[thethirdmigo]

A better plot twist: dirty talk in a language YOU dont speak.

Is it dirty talk or did you just tell them you like your waffles with back hair? Who knows. It’s called a real adventure Karen get with it.

[thethirdmigo]

Cardi B is a whole problem but she hit the spot with be careful that's facts.

[thethirdmigo]

No one tell my dad I called him a bitch I don't want grounded.

[thethirdmigo]

I had somewhere I was supposed to be early (before noon) and my dad called me like "Andrew are you awake?" Like bitch I answered the phone didn't I?

[ilgrandeidiota-deactivated20190]

really proud of my ability to grow 4 whole facial hairs

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[thethirdmigo]

The best thing to happen to me was being told I don't listen to rap when these dudes were talking about Childish Gambino so I (badly) rapped the whole first half of bonfire then was like "anyway so yeah I like him because his delivery is slightly agressive but that's not how he is in real life" and dudes looked like I'd just slapped them with a cinder block.

[theworstjohn-deactivated2019090]

i’m ethan and i don’t do much for a living except looking serious for the camera and struggling with technology. someone once told me that all i got going on for me are “a shit beard and a few tats x” and i guess that’s more or less true, you know. anyway, if you wanna talk about… anything? (you’re free to choose the topic, i’ll adapt) you can find me on hangouts @ sonofaitchb

[sads0ngaddict]

i came up to the studio today to fuck around and spend time with this giant @whydfml and boy can i just say i fall more in love with his dumbass every day 😍💕

[strangestunusual]

You can’t sit with us.

[itsmisterdisco1]

Always daydreaming. ☁️