Cheesy rose pun goes here

"Whatever it is you have to say, you'd better make it quick. I don't have all day."

[unovianmilitiastudent-blog]

(from Dani) "I'd tap that."

Neo nodded towards her, gesturing at his body with a slight bow ‘I’D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE.’

[unovianmilitiastudent-blog]

Neo watched her for a few moments ‘I’M SURE I DID.’ Words scrolled, seeing Dani approach him ‘BELIEVE IT, MANY HAVE TRIED..’

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Normally, she would have tried to get a read on him before trying anything. However, with is face covered and his speech on display, without any inflection, it was surprisingly difficult. His posture was impossible to read, too. Or perhaps she was trying too hard.

"Have tried what, exactly?" she asked, reaching up to trail her fingers down the side of his upper arm. It was a neutral enough gesture with which she hoped to gauge his reaction.

[unovianmilitiastudent-blog]

(from Dani) "I'd tap that."

Neo nodded towards her, gesturing at his body with a slight bow ‘I’D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE.’

[askthekingsguard]

"Really now?" Dani smirked as she eyed him over. "Tell me, when you moan, does that mask of yours vocalize that for you, too?"

[unovianmilitiastudent-blog]

Neo crossed his arms as he pinged a question mark against his goggles, the words scrolled across his screen ‘THAT IS AN ANSWER ONE MUST FIND THEMSELVES, NO?’

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Dani slowly approached him, swaying her hips as she walked. "Well, now you've got me curious."

[ask-the-escapee]

(from Dani) "I'd tap that."

Scott turns to the woman. “Wait you’d what?”

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Dani rolled her eyes. "Don't tell me that phrase is out of your timeline, too." She walked up to him and smoothed the collar of his jacket, a wry smile on her face. "Should I spell this out for you? I. Would. Fuck. You." She looked into his eyes and raised an eyebrow, her smile widening. "Or is 'fuck' another word your time isn't familiar with?"

[ask-average-alchid]

(from Dani) "I'd tap that. Maybe."

Markus could not, and really could not, believe that this woman— all fancy and proper— would say something like that to him of all people. He was basically a street rat. Fancy and proper people didn’t usually say stuff like that to a street rat… well, he was more of a punk than anything, but who has time for technicality?

"You’re kiddin… right?" he said. He really could not believe this was happening, at all.

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

"Don't get yourself all worked up, kid. There was a considerably large maybe tacked on at the end of it. Before that is considered even remotely possible, you'd have to take me on a date first." Dani made a face. "Actually, make that a few. I don't fool around with strangers, especially not ones from Arceus-knows-when."

[easterbunnymundlover]

Send me "I'd totally fuck you" to see my character's reaction

[lobosdelosmuertos]

IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Gui finds himself in a strange place. The watch on his wrist says it's 10 pm, but the sun is high in the sky. "What... Did it break?", he asked, but what disturbed him the most was that he had no idea of where he was. That certainly wasn't Vermilion city. The air always smelled like salt and see water back at Vermilion, specially the place where he was standing only a few instants ago. He saw a woman pass by, and called her. "Excuse me... May I ask a few questions?"

Dani made her way down the main street of Celestic. She had heard a rumor that a professional chef was amongst those who’d been warped and had recently set up shop in one of the abandoned cafes, and she was intent on investigating it. Heavens knew she was a mediocre cook at best, and since she didn’t trust the men to cook without burning their house down, it would be reassuring to know they wouldn’t be stuck eating microwavable food for the duration of their stay here…

The call of a stranger pulled Dani out of her train of thought. She stopped to turn towards the source of the voice, and was faced with a stranger that looked to be from her own time, if that vest came from where she thought it came from. What sort of questions would he possibly have for her? She crossed her arms and adjusted her stance so that most of her weight was placed on one leg. “That depends what they are,” she told him. “But you had better make it quick. I’ve got places to be.”

[oliviaandhercrew-deactivated201]

"It’s going to be fast… I think I’m lost, would you please tell me where this is?’, Gui asked the woman and he tried to hide his uneasiness with formality, and checked his watch once again. 

He was tired, he wanted to go home and drop dead on his bed. His feet hurt from walking around his university’s campus, and he was practically melting in that heat. He silently missed the ac in his room. His eyelids felt heavy after a long day(?). He was so going to ask his sister to make diner for him when he return home.

[askthekingsguard]

Dani smiled, amused. “Oh honey,” she said with a slightly condescending tone, “you must be new here.” Her smile grew into a smirk. “You’re in Celestic Town. In Sinnoh. In the year 2013. At least, I think it’s 2013.” Dani took a short break between each fragmented sentence to let the news sink in. “It might be just a bit much to handle, but if you need to sit, there is the pavement below you.”

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Gui finds himself in a strange place. The watch on his wrist says it's 10 pm, but the sun is high in the sky. "What... Did it break?", he asked, but what disturbed him the most was that he had no idea of where he was. That certainly wasn't Vermilion city. The air always smelled like salt and see water back at Vermilion, specially the place where he was standing only a few instants ago. He saw a woman pass by, and called her. "Excuse me... May I ask a few questions?"

Dani made her way down the main street of Celestic. She had heard a rumor that a professional chef was amongst those who’d been warped and had recently set up shop in one of the abandoned cafes, and she was intent on investigating it. Heavens knew she was a mediocre cook at best, and since she didn’t trust the men to cook without burning their house down, it would be reassuring to know they wouldn’t be stuck eating microwavable food for the duration of their stay here…

The call of a stranger pulled Dani out of her train of thought. She stopped to turn towards the source of the voice, and was faced with a stranger that looked to be from her own time, if that vest came from where she thought it came from. What sort of questions would he possibly have for her? She crossed her arms and adjusted her stance so that most of her weight was placed on one leg. “That depends what they are,” she told him. “But you had better make it quick. I’ve got places to be.”

[oliviaandhercrew-deactivated201]

Cameos?

Yeah, is there anyone who specially wants their oc to appear on my round? I need some for a crowd scene.

Reblog with a link to your app, please.

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Dani will be watching around. 

[frommemetoyou]

ICE BREAKER MEMES

Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!

"Good morning, sorry I’m late!"

"I’m not late am I?"

"I don’t think we’ve met before…"

"You look familiar, have we met?"

"Do I know you?"

"Sorry! You dropped this!"

"Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!"

"Watch where you’re going!"

"Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?"

"I should have said something earlier, I’m-"

"I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi."

"You must be new…"

"Do you need a hand?"

"Have you just moved in?"

"If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping."

"I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi."

"I wouldn’t buy that if I were you."

"Do you need some help?"

"Is this yours?"

"Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?"

"Hey, have you got change for a note?"

"Want some gum?"

"Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free."

"Careful!"

"Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!"

"Thanks for holding the door open for me!"

"Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?"

[frommemetoyou]

SEND MY MUSE A "☼" & I'LL GENERATE A NUMBER TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (NSFW VERSION)

… to yours grinding up against my muse

… to yours moaning my muse’s name

… to yours stripping off

… to yours sexting my muse

… to yours giving my muse a strip tease

… to yours giving my muse a lap dance

… to yours being drenched whilst wearing white

… to yours leaping into my muse’s arms

… to yours confessing a fetish

… to yours pinning my muse against a wall

… to yours trying to turn my muse on

… to yours successfully turning my muse on

… to yours turning my muse off

… to yours tying up my muse

… to yours spanking my muse

… to yours having some “private time” and mine accidentally walking in

… to yours having a “friend” over and mine accidentally interrupting

… to yours flashing my muse

… to yours having a wet dream and calling my muse’s name during it

… to yours bending over seductively to pick something up for my muse

… to yours leaving hickeys on my muse’s neck

… to yours trying to play footsie with mine during a meeting

… to yours trying to go down on mine, under the table, during dinner

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

You are the green light at the end of Daisy's dock.

"You are relating me to an unattainable dream, I hardly--"Dani stopped mid-sentence, a blush creeping over her cheeks. "Oh, you are good, Anon."

[rp-memes]

I dare you to flirt with my muse.

[platinumverity-archive-deactiva]

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Let's talk about life as a student in Hogwarts.

Send me numbers!

1. What house will you be in?

2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you'd be great in a house you didn't consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?

3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?

4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?

5. What do you think you'll be doing right now?

6. What's the core of your wand?

7. Do you think you'll be part of the quidditch team?

8. Will you be part of any organization???

9. Will you go home during holidays?

10. Do you think you'll have friends from other houses?

11. What will you pack for school?

12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?

13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?

14. Do you think you'll be a prefect or head girl/boy?

15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?

16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?

17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?

18. Do you think you'll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?

19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?

20. Will you be supportive of your house's quidditch team?

21. Will you read Hogwarts: A History?

22. Do you think you'll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you'll get them?

23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?

24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?

25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed's curtains be drawn or closed?

26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you'll be bitter towards the other team after the game?

27. Do you think you'll be a fan of wizard music?

28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?

29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?

30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore's army, will you join?

31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?

32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?

33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s?

34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?

35. At what time do you think you'll go to bed on weekdays?

36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?

37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?

38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?

39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?

40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support?

41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?

42. What will your boggart be?

43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?

44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?

45. What do you think happens during graduation?

46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?

47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation?

48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school?

49. What would your patronus be?

50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?

51. What year are you suppose to be in right now?

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

Gluttony and Envy?

Gluttony

Dani is a pretty very finnicky eater, and has bought in to the health food fads that have been going around the larger cities of her time. She’s had to abandon those as of late because they just don’t exist here, not when your only source of food is from a convenience store. She tries to eat healthy, but it’s hard when your cooking abilities are less than stellar.

Envy

She’s pretty jealous of those who come from the far-off future or from a different reality. She feels like she got shafted because she was alive and in Sinnoh in this year, and even worse, she was still in high school. It’s not a thought she is very comfortable with.

[thethorneinyourside-blog]

7 Deadly Sin Headcanons

Lust: a headcanon about your character's romantic and/or sexual life

Greed: a headcanon about something your character hordes or collects

Sloth: a headcanon about something your character hates to do or simply hates in general

Pride: a headcanon about something your character is a bit cocky about

Gluttony: a headcanon about food or obsessions

Wrath: a headcanon about your character and their anger management

Envy: a headcanon about your character's secret desires and jealousies