Dreams of the Thousandth Cat

My name's Josh. Gay, nerdy, and older than you. I talk in the tags sometimes.

[succubused]

if you are rude to lesbians i am going to throw rocks at you physically

[afroasgardian-archieved-deactiv]

[1-800-hallelujah]

him smacking his chest and stomach to put pressure on his diaphragm looks like it hurts but hid stomach doesn’t even have a little bit of give

“let me be your killer king”

hands

H I P S

H. I. P. S.

thighs

really wishing I the video of him saying his favourite thing about himself is his hips right now

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[evilauthor]

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

[chrisevansupdates]

Chris Evans talks to Men’s Journal  about his superhero workout

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

[archiemcphee]

This magnificent owl door was carved in the 1930s and is located somewhere in Hellerup, Denmark. We have no idea what’s on the other side of it, but whatever it is, we’re sure it must be awesome.

[via /r/pics]

[oldschoolbeauties]

Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977

[ziraseal]

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

[kingworm]

in this house we butcher all the lyrics to Sunflower, just as miles morales would have wanted

[thehikingastronomer]

Physics time!

I was gonna do my laundry but when I turned the corner and saw this on the ground I stopped what I was doing and decided to make a snapchat story of science (I’m @thescalex on snapchat, if you want my username)

*cue Charlie Brown soundtrack of kids cheering*

There’s your science for the day. Go try it out for yourself!

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[mjalti]

ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, [phone]

[swaglexander-the-great]

This reads like a Captain Holt burn

[zacefronsbf]

Tyler Posey performing in Paris, France

[homoslovenc]

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[steveholtiscool]

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.

REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER

REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.

also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate

if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula

[sailormilk-blog]

LAIKA !

[beetlejuicesgf]

Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying

[grandmawitch]

Listen.

I’d die for Laika.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!