"Maybe I have a bad boy past, but I have a good boy future."

She/Her. Bethesda games connoissuer and Bethesda games victim. I don't trust penguins, I think they're up to something.

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[burntmetalbastard]

And they were gay for each other

[ink-the-artist]

And they were gay for each other.

[ink-the-artist]

DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

[greencheekconure27]

Sigh.

Guys I know you all love the whole “America bad communism good “thing but. As someone who speaks fluent Russian.

It’s a mistranslation.

Yes one of the meanings of спутник is

“Fellow traveller” “travel companion” but in astronomical context its “satellite” Sputnik is a satellite named Satellite.

Also pretty sure OP is confusing Sputnik (first artificial satellite) with Vostok 1 (Yuri Gagarin’s rocket, eng.transl. “East 1” “Orient 1”.*)

[almostdefinitelydying]

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[etchif]

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,

[arithmonym]

i saw this sign in a bookstore and it made me laugh so hard :’)

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Remorse... is for the guilty.

Hayley Atwell takes on the role of Fable's villain, Isabel.

[terraswallows]

"Give me a sign" The sign in question.

[commiemartyrshighschool]

I stopped scrolling before noticing the trans monster flag and noticed the Walmart banner and found myself once again wondering why businesses in Texas constantly advertise that they're in Texas to Texans in Texas who presumably are aware of of the fact this stuff is in Texas?

[silver-tongues-blog]

do other states not do that?

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[weepingchoir]

Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out

[archacovercosine]

it takes so many goddamn fluids to keep everything running. gross.

[archacovercosine]

which is why i'm not a mechanical engineer. they like it that way, all those lubricants. perverts.

[archacovercosine]

it takes so many goddamn fluids to keep everything running. gross.

[archacovercosine]

which is why i'm not a mechanical engineer. they like it that way, all those lubricants. perverts.

[stealingpotatoes]

reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

(links // tip jar!)

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?