✨Gay Rando Who Loves Books..and The Stars✨

….And Coffee

[depsidase]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[entguarde]

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

[schakira]

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

[afrophunk]

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

[the-quasar-hero]

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

[fenixfoxtrot510]

OI! IT'S 7 AM! EITHER FUCK EACHOTHER OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

[the-quasar-hero]

REAL WIZARDS DON’T ABIDE ANY SENSE OF TIME!

ESPECIALLY NOT YOURS!

[fenixfoxtrot510]

FINE THEN! NO MORE 24 HOUR CYRSTAL BALL SUPPORT FOR YOU! NEXT TIME IT GOES OUT WHILE YOU ARE BINGING THE REAL WITCHES OF BOSTON AT 1 IN THE MORNING, I SHALL NOT BE ANSWERING!

HERE I GO OFFERING TO WORK THE NIGHTSHIFT AT THE OCCULT SUPPORT HOTLINE, AND THIS IS THE RESPECT I GET!

I AM THE ONLY ONE WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT TOO SINCE THE BOSS DECIDED WE DON'T GET ENOUGH BUISNESS FOR MORE WITCHES WORKING THE PHONES AT NIGHT!

NEXT TIME YOUR STAFF GOES OUT DURING THE MIDNIGHT RITUAL YOU CAN BLOODY WAIT TILL THE DAY SHIFT COMES IN AT 10 AM!

I QUIT!

[the-quasar-hero]

YOU DON’T GET TO QUIT! BECAUSE I BANISH YOU FROM THIS PLANE!

✨🖐🏿✨

BEGONE, AND NEVER RECOGNIZE THE STARS ABOVE, THE GROUND BELOW YOU FOREVER FEEL UNFAMILIAR AND YOUR 401K BE EMPTIED!

Your replacement starts next week and they can do the job as I tore a piece of your soul to animate them.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[the-quasar-hero]

I see you have a little spine left, nice try, but this isn’t the first time someone’s tried the almighty reverse on me!

YOU’RE STILL GOING TO THE PLANE OF THE FORGOTTEN! AND YOU WILL LEAVE A REVIEW OF YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS WORKPLACE ON GLASSDOOR!

[fenixfoxtrot510]

Fine.

0/10.

The boss will steal your lunch and eat it in front of you while asking why they can't use slood calculations in place of quantum for spells that bend space time.

Can't wait to be forgotten when you find what I put in my lunch today!

[the-quasar-hero]

IT MATTERS NOT BECAUSE NO ONE EVEN READS THOSE REVIEWS AND I WASN’T THE ONE EATING YOUR LUNCH, THAT WAS STEVE OVER IN FAMILIAR REGISTRATION. I TOLD YOU THAT SIX TIMES ALREADY!

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[anjomecanico]

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

[stuckinapril]

[theconcealedweapon]

First billionaire in 1916.

First trillionaire in 2026.

What's the goal of capitalism? First quadrillionaire in 2136? Or will we finally realize before then that rich people's wealth growing exponentially isn't sustainable? Or will the planet be destroyed by then?

[mylibertarianblog3]

The goal of capitalism is that because of the first trillionaire thousands of workers are now millionaires. A bunch of those even being 100millionaires.

[theconcealedweapon]

Oh, my bad. I have this mental illness that causes me to care about whether people can afford to live, not about making a few people very rich. When some are very rich while others are homeless and starving, my mental illness won't allow me to see that as the best possible outcome.

[missfairssy]

I want this so badly that I'm constantly wet

[lonelydispute]

recalibrated today

[herpsandbirds]

Lovely Cotinga (Cotinga amabilis), male, family Cotingidae, order Passeriformes, found in Southern Mexico and much of Central America

photograph by Jose Echeverria

[my-dailydreams]

[hugmeonce]

dryhumping in a “god i just want to feel all of you” kinda way

[luvesickangel]

i js wanna experience a little lesbian romance in my life

[greenfinchg-illustration]

Day 1 - MerMay2026

🐚 -Hello- 🐚

[solmanath]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[20th-century-man]

Marilyn Lange / Playboy’s Playmate of the Month, May 1974, and Playmate of the Year for 1975 / photographed by Dwight Hooker.

[dailycatsblog]

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️ - Prints