The Thyme Warp (again)

I'm like if oatmeal was turned into a real boy

[flowrrs4u]

Excerpt from a book I never found again

[mismedleym]

three unbound

[mismedleym]

visitation by an angel (revisited)

[wesandresons]

are you ready to die white boy

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[thethymewarp]

The outfit must be good since coworker stopped mid sentence to ask my pronouns

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[littlesweatermart]

(source)

[cozycoffeereads]

Ancient Roman Mosiacs

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[spacecatdraws]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official nice horsie (:

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[mewwon]

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

[thethymewarp]

I went to stop n shop to buy mango popsicles this morning. after I walked in I’m Coming Out started playing. I know not everything is about me but like heyyy come on….