The Thyme Warp (again)

I'm like if oatmeal was turned into a real boy

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[thethymewarp]

Fairytale eggplant

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (17 July 2020).

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

[enigmasalad]

I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[huariqueje]

Chroma III - Lara de Moor , 2023.

Dutch, b. 1969  -

Oil on canvas , 56 x 39 cm.

[fairycosmos]

i think the thought loop is going to save me this time

[cutecipher]

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

[sovietpostcards]

"After Rain (Wet Terrace)" by Aleksandr Gerasimov (1935)

[huariqueje]

Cat on Stripes - Felicity House

British , b. 1950 -

Pastel on paper ,  20 x 30 cm.

[tricktster]

dude i’m in the weeds here. how did my parents make me do anything. what is he doing with a whole bottle of soap in a day? why do I possibly think this will work to stop “woo hell yeah SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP” hours?

it won’t. i know it. the boy craves soap. We’ve gone through roughly a gallon this month.

i just never even contemplated that this would be the parenting hill i repeatedly die on

[thethymewarp]

Breaking: wild canadians are starting fires. or something

[vague-space]

eventide (2013)

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[julytrees]

Nina Simone performing at the Beacon Theater in 1974.

[thethymewarp]

The last 20 minutes of my shift are NOT a kind of dead wife yet.

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

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[king-of-the-freeway]