thetimeisnowsomehow

I love this crazy hellsite and I love art and fanart and fan crack Easter eggs and the reblog system and tagging gah glorious insanity I love you all

[celestialdeth]

You’re running through my mind

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

Bisalp is magic! Turns those bingo moments that used to be upsetting into moments where you internally grin because teeheehee the wonders of surgury and modern medicine!

You may have all kinds of cars and gas but I removed the highway and all roads

[unwelcome-ozian]

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

The things meant for you feel calming and right Asexuality feels like a right soft landing for where i sit. It feels like relaxing.

Being in relationship with sexuality energy always felt performative and forced. Like working in customer service. A mask I'm supposed to wear for the role. But the role is not enjoyable. I don't want to look at the other person. They are just another sweaty human that shits. They are made of meat and shapes. I already have my own body made of meat and shapes and that is enough. My shits are my problem.

I always feel like sexuals, especially men, think their shit don't stink. Like, if you are ugly and gross shaped and smelly do you think money erases those factss??? If there is vomit on the ground, does it being YOUR vomit make it suddenly delicious candy?!? No! It's stinks! It's still gross! It's disrespectful to know something is gross and still ask someone to degrade themselves! Most of the heterosexual dynamic seems very disrespectful.

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

The next 10 years are going to be when the millennial gen really starts to take over the boomers wreckage and oh boiiii is money going to be the new religion.

And THAT is interesting because there are things money cannot buy. Like health, time and sanity.

Im looking forward to what a childfree majority can do with their lives since their lives will be their own. That 15 - 20 years away though. But it's a coming! And it's a good thing! People should enjoy their lives! People should not blindly do what they are told is going to make their lives enjoyable.

[haigidal]

I'm sure there are some protocols for Tobirama's research binge aftermath, and I'm sure Hashirama enjoys it every single time. Touka likes it because of BLACKMAIL MATERIAL. As for Mito, she likes caring for her brother-in-law's fair and sensitive skin. It’s like a girls' night for her.

I should name this kind of story 'How to take care of my cute, sometimes dumb little brother by Hashirama.' series. In my headcanon, Hashirama really is a big brother in that way.

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

Wouldn't it be such a twist to find out that Izuna actually was as big of a personality, if not bigger, than his older brother?

Real sarcastic shit stirrer

I like Izuna. But there is so little to work with other than he is Tobirama's opposite. And cannon likes to tell different versions of what went down

[communistsasuke42]

[mmmaaa000]

♨︎．

[hashiramashonkers]

The fact that the Uzumaki had that Noh mask hall outside Konoha, and had seals to summon the death reaper and let him possess you, and how this is never mentioned again alongside anything else to do with the Uzumaki—

[hashiramashonkers]

Tobirama, a corpse slung over his shoulder: What are you doing

Mito, wearing a mask and drawing strange symbols on the floor: No u

[vohtaro]

all kinds of ears

[popposposts]

[calm-before-the]

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

[oh-no-its-bird]

This is 100000% based off of a comic by @dahtwitchi, which you can read HERE

Like I basically did the same thing beat for beat, I can not emphasize enough how much they did it first and how you should absoloutley look at their comic bc its really very good. I read it last night and just loved it so much that I wanted to take a shot at the same premise myself.

Hashirama is such a character and I love seeing darker takes for him bc that man is morally grey at best, let's be real

Also the first few pannels, including the "don't you dare touch a hair on his head" bit is literally word for word from the manga. Which is insane actually. Like, yeah ok no wonder Tobirama had to actually ask if he'd kill him bc Madara asked. Girl I would too.

Anyways then Touka got the line of some random misc Senju bc I love Touka and she deserves to see her favorite little cousin killed in cold blood and be the only one brave enough to hug his body while Hashirama is busy helping a shell-shocked and honestly horrified Madara to stand

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

will you kill me for your best friend anija? Is such a sad thought becuase in cannon Hashirama did not ever considering killing anyone if he could save them. But in an Au we know that there is no way for the Senju and Uchiha to make peace without him. So technically Tobirama IS the least sacrifice in terms of numbers. But the closest to Hashirama personally. There was no right choice. Big feelings for this one

[tiefling-parent]

Some more tobidei for the soul

[namonaki-arts]

hiii do you wanna hang out in my head, like, forever? (yes)

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

I wish tattoo artists took like...payment plans

Cause I can't afford the whole thing right now, but it's a hell of a reminder if I don't pay up over the next year ya know?

Like, can I put a down payment on the tattoo and pay it off like a loan??? Sigh