so if i were to enter that silly teen wolf season 5 monster contest thing - and iâm not, but if i was, i would enter this delightful monster.
he is called DEFF JAVIS and he ruins all of your dreams. he has no ears, so he cannot hear your pleas for âderek in the first five episodes!â or âstop queerbaiting holy shit!â or âstop defaulting to the rape narrative!â or âbut what about character development!â or âstop killing off the women!âÂ
he feeds on your tears of frustration! delights in you bashing your head against the wall at all the plot holes! your angry meta only fuels its righteous rage.
ngl pretty much the worst villian teen wolf has ever seen
It also bares a striking resemblance to the Teen Wolf timeline.
scary stuff.





