Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that guy you're looking at was once a powerful bounty hunter. And not just any bounty hunter. That guy was a Mandalorian. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. He knew Luke Skywalker. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right-- I'm that guy. The name is Djarin... Din Djarin. I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back a ways— you know, before I was dragonsnake food, and this will all make sense.
All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho! Look at him! That's Grogu as a baby. Ahem! All right, let's move ahead.














