39 mega pixel photo of a burger
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the dogeās eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR INĀ THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THATāS A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
Wait a second.
Zoom in more, you fucking idiots.
Go onto elderscrolls.com
Click on games
Go to Daggerfall
Wait a secondā¦.
Hey Ethan Klein hereAbouteady to do an offensive himp-haJOKE get ready
?
hold up
Kongratulations, Liu Kangā¦ now finish himā¦.
DONāT! Ā Iām the only one who can defeat Mike Matei in Kock Konundrum. Ā Pleas-
Hold on a hot minuteā¦
āNow thatās a killer burg!ā
Hey, thanks for reading, guys. Ā I know this is a longer post, and itās not as quality as my other ones. Ā And yes.. I didnāt tag this as long. Ā A bit of an oversight on my part. Ā Iāll try to wrap up this post as soon as possible.
Hereās a farewell montage to close up this post. Ā Hopefully it wonāt make this post too much longer.
(listen to this while scrolling through this next part)
I did it.
I killed my entire family.
*Brian Regan stands proudly of the mounds of bodies that is his extended family. Ā He lets out a heavy sigh*
Theyāre with my comedy career nowā¦
Jim Gaffigan, Comedian
Hah, yeah. Ā Brian talked about it for a long time, and he finally did it.
Unfortunately, the police havenāt been able to find himā¦ the man doesĀ deserve to be in jail. Ā Anywaysā¦you guys are at a comedy show, eh? Ā We need to lighten the mood up a bit.
I think that girls should visit my house with only bras on!!!
*the whole audience laughs*
That-the comedy hasnāt started. Ā I was just saying something before I started making jokes again. *the whole audience laughs even harder*
I know why Brian did what he did now.
