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brucebocchi

SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!

ch3et0dust-deactivated20251215

🎶 Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch

rpgmakerds

super order 64 / who needs elevators?

tastytempura

I drew Snack Time, my splatoon comp team. I love and adore this group so much, we quickly became good friends and I honestly have so much fucking fun with them ^-^

pansyfemme

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

boydykedevo

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

boydykedevo

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

tastytempura

Wanted to draw my secret angel guy, his name is Muel and I adore him. He owns this bar where it's a nice and safe place for people to relax and drink good drinks together somewhere more quiet. He also works as a therapist since he likes to help people but can't do it directly with angel magic.

whiplash1-10

The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

teddykaczynski

im exploring old web goddess worship sites and. based

3000s

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

3000s

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

3000s

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

mhaikkun

when the smoke clears, what is left?

atheist-xmas

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

atheist-xmas

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

atheist-xmas

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

#somebody honked at me for not running over an elderly couple once

matrixonvhsanddvd

shut the fuck up!

funnelcloudd

Fascists fucking hate fat people bc to them we’re a living symbol of degeneracy and that’s yet another reason you should love and support us tbh

funnelcloudd

If I had a quarter for every time I’ve seen some nazi use genocidal and dehumanizing language to talk about fat people, particularly fat women, I’d have enough money to buy one of those nice soaking Japanese bathtubs.

funnelcloudd

Thin libs and leftists don’t really talk about this that much and it’s partially because they’d have to confront their own shitty beliefs about fat people.