2ollux B. Fuckerton

2up? The Names 2ollux Captor,, Ask me 2hiit ii gue22..:INDEPENDANT TRANSBOY SOLLUX ASK BLOG::OCCASIONAL NSFW::ASK BOX: OPEN:

[crownofscience]

@thetransbee started following you

hey im eridia ampora i make maps and thats about it these days

howw do you do

[thetransbee-blog]

Heyoo iim 2ollux, but you can call me 2ol iif ya want, iim a 2ucker for rad mu2iic and a good cup of coffee, iid 2ay iim al2o a ma2ter of complete b2 and shenaniigan2 for the record

[crownofscience]

ah yes i minored in coffee and complete bs in college

i had a feelin you wwere a captor givven the ‘bee’ in your url

[thetransbee-blog]

lii2ten iim a 2iimple captor wiith siimple plea2ure2 and bee2 happen to bee fuzzy adorable liil 2hiit2

[crownofscience]

@thetransbee started following you

hey im eridia ampora i make maps and thats about it these days

howw do you do

[thetransbee-blog]

Heyoo iim 2ollux, but you can call me 2ol iif ya want, iim a 2ucker for rad mu2iic and a good cup of coffee, iid 2ay iim al2o a ma2ter of complete b2 and shenaniigan2 for the record

[greenhivegynotrope]

Okay okay 2o, ii blew up my chemii2try expiiriiment the other day,, Gu22 you could 2ay ~oxiidant2 happen~ ;>

ohh my god oh no i dont have one ready but its coming…

[thetransbee-blog]

Oof hiit me wiith your be2t pun 2tat,, iim ready lmao

[rprnemes]

Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

[thetransbee-blog]

iim tryiing two bee more 2ociial and actually iinteract wiith other people ii thiink iim doiing okay iidk

[meowderous]

Anyone here evfur eaten a dandelion? 

[thetransbee-blog]

Doe2 Dandeliion wiine count? Becau2e that2 The 2hiit

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Reblog if blood turns your muse on.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send one of the following for your muse to...

❤  - kiss my muse on the (specify area)

✂ - backhand my muse across the face

✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)

Δ  - point a weapon at my muse

☮ - interact with my muse’s pet

♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc)

★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action

☀ - ask my muse to stay the night

☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm

Add ‘reverse’ for my muse to do it to yours instead!

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Misc. starter sentences.

Feel free to alter the wording, pronouns, context etc!

“Most of the time I feel like I’m just going through the motions, like a robot.” “I something terrible and faceless in my dreams last night.” “It’s good to get outside every once in a while, be part of the world again.” “I spent years hiding from people, thinking I’d be happier that way, but I had never been more miserable.” “Every time I close my eyes, I see them. They’ll always be in my head.” “I didn’t deserve that, and neither do you.” “You have to try to get better. You can’t let yourself waste away.” “You’re not the sum of your mistakes. You can always do better.” “Just because the past was awful doesn’t mean the future has to be.”

“Do you ever people-watch?” “It scares me, what people must think of us.” “Do you care what people think of you?” “How will you be remembered?” “Come for a walk with me.” “We need to talk about what I/you did.” “Why do you always lie?” “I wouldn’t do that to you.” “You would never hurt me. I’m safe with you.”

“I need you closer. Please.” “I don’t want to talk about it. Just hold me.” “What’s the point of getting into a relationship if they always end?” “Would it kill you to tell me you care about me, just once?” “Nobody gets a happy ever after.” “You don’t do affection, do you?” “You don’t like letting people in? Well, me neither.” “I can’t help you if you keep pushing me away.” “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Stop prying.” “Would you let me touch you? Please?”

[vaememes]

send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.

alternatively send ’ ▼+ reverse ’ for my muse to straddle / sit on your muses lap.

[sassypiratequeen]

Send me "Is that my shirt?" for my muses reaction to getting caught wearing your muses shirt

[buckykingofmemes]

look i may have made a few typos and committed a few murders but nobody’s perfect okay

[jugglator]

🐆

Even More Unusual Asks

🐆- What cat breed best suits you?

“ THERE ARE DIFFERENT MOTHERFUCKING BREEDS? WAIT. I GOTTA GET MY MOTHERFUCKING GAME ON, I’LL ASK THE KITTY-BITCH HERSELF. ”

And once he forced the disciple to tell him all about the different breeds of purrbeasts that existed he had a suited answer.

   “ THAT WOULD BE THE HIGHEST OF THEM ALL WITH THE WILDEST MANE, BROTHER! ” 

[thetransbee-blog]

“Niice choiice~ Per2onally my2elf ii feel much more 2uiited two a 2phinx, them2 2ome weiird lookiin dood2 riight there lemme tell ya”

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Send “✒” and my muse will tell yours the story behind one of their scars.

[greenhivegynotrope]

⭐️⭐️

1. They both seem not the best at fashion but Jaeyde thinks Sollux has style.

2. They would probably annoy anyone around them by making too many science jokes and puns at each other.

[thetransbee-blog]

Omg yes these are legit af aaaaaaa

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Even More Unusual Asks

😬- If you bit someone, would it hurt? 🏨- Name a time you were badly injured. What happened and what caused it? 🏆- Do you consider yourself competitive at all? What will you do to win a game/fight? 🥘- Are you good at cooking? What is the best dish you have made. Alternatively, how bad are you at cooking? What’s the worst dish you’ve made? 🌴- Do you like going on vacation? Or does your boss force you to take a break? 🐚- When treasure hunting, what do you look for? Stuff that sparkles and shines or dusty ancient relics? 👓- How good is your eyesight? Do you ever need glasses for anything? 👛- What are the contents of your purse/bag/pockets? 👘- Describe your formal attire. What would you wear to a wedding, fancy dance/date/dinner, funeral, or similar formal events? 🐩- What dog breed bests suits you? 🐆- What cat breed best suits you? 🐻- What wild animal best suits you? 🎀- Do you like cute things at all? What is the cutest thing you have or have met? 🎉- What is a typical birthday celebration like for you? How do you go about celebrating other people’s birthdays? 🗝- What is looped around your key ring? 🛁- What do you do to treat yourself? 💉- Do you dislike shots and injections? 🌅- Are there any scenic locations you would like to live out your retirement in? 🍸- Do you need to relax right now? What do you do when you take the day off? 🏰- If you owned a castle, what would you make it look like? 🚏- How good are you with directions? Do you get lost easily? ⚽️- What games did you play with other kids when you were younger? 🍱- Are you hungry right now? Are you craving anything to eat?

[promptsareus-blog1]

For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.