Love's Like a Hurricane; I am a Tree

Hi! My name's Ali. I'm 19, Christian, INFJ, Ravenclaw, Cancer, English Major. Reading: Ella Minnow Pea, Mark Dumn Watching: Breaking Bad

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Andrew: my hands are cheese

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Miranda: I feel like the NomoRobo guy is, like, a robot racist

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David: I don't like Bubble LAdy. Sometimes she doesn't even bubble, and I'm like "is that you?"

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David:I gotta keep myself, you know, from dying

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David: I didn't have any feet

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Hannah: every hug is a group hug if you have inner demons

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Hannah: the older I get, the more I realize I’m just stupid

Me: relatable

Hannah: you can put that on your quote board if you want

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Mom: *kneels down*

Mom: oh! I have knee

[showerthoughtspost]

Game of thrones is a porn parody of How To Train Your Dragon

[valtsv]

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

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Avery: *eats handful of chips*

Denae: are... are you eating dice?

Avery: you don’t understand, when I said I love dnd, I fucking LOVE dnd

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

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Miranda: I feel like the nomorobo guy is a robot racist

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David: Phalange is such a weird word. Meet Phil. Meet Angie

Me: That sounds like the first line from a trailer for a romcom from the 90s. “Meet Phil. He’s a successful businessman who’s unhappy in his dead end job. Meet Angie, she’s a stay at home mom trying to start her own catering business.”

David: “Together, they’re giving the world the finger.”

[bixbiboom]

Laura: “You want any more of this? [bursts into a vibrant rendition of Maureen’s verse of Take Me or Leave Me from Rent] Oh, we dropped some!”

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Andrew: GTA has made me a better driver