The Truth About SirObvious

Sure, SirObvious may the author of best selling Medival wedding planner "A Knight to Remember", but how much do we really know about SirObvious? One man aims to find out what isn't so "obvious" about SirObvious.

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"Engage With My Thing"

@sirobvious regarding misogyny

Sickening

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Sir obvious supports Reddit pass it on

Scream it from the mountain tops.

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You’re really bad at this

@sirobvious being a motivational friend

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This is how @sirobvious plays his Halo campaigns

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You’re not in a circus, pirouette!

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This blog is so pathetic

@sirobvious from his high horse

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I love Naruto

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Being on Tumblr is like being a Samurai

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@sirobvious hates art

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Fountain pens are a demon

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Dolphins go weeup and sharks go Wrrrr

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It’s not about your safety, it’s about ME

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Also, the judo!

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My dog will forget how to eat if I yell at it for pooping.

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@sirobvious Didn’t give any money to the Salvation Army when he was at Wal Mart. The bell-ringer placed a curse on him so that the weight of his sin would stay his groceries, rendering his shopping cart immovable.

After facing the first test of an oncoming wanderer in a Ford Expedition, @sirobvious failed to lift the shopping cart as he was still unworthy. Moments later he was visited by an ancient spirit, exchanging blessings and good tidings for the monumental task yet to come.

Immovable shopping carts littered the parking lot, all monuments to the failure of other frugal adventurers. Although strong of the mind, @sirobvious needed to be strong of the back to hope to get sustinence home, lest his family go hungry. Turkishuppercut suddenly he discovered the shopping art was movable through great toil due to his numerous donation on kickstarter. Ian this song sucks and the story is dead

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If you ship anything fuck you

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@sirobvious Hates mailmen spread the word

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Sirobvious is a recovering coke fiend

That’s not true, he’s not recovering.