i'm like newton ,but even worse in maths

i use john, like in case you want to hang out or sth / atl états-unis/ 17/ i think i am straight

[thetwiningslad]

hamlet

since this has been something i’ve spent some time with,  i wanted to talk about what i think of hamlet

im in the process of writing a formal essay about his cowardness 

it fascinates how he wishes so many times that he was dead 

but at the same time he’s scared of what’s going to happen to him in the end  

i guess the point is that he got what he wanted, but was not actually interested about it, more like ‘ i want it desperately but realized that it’s going to help me at all’

i genuinely do not like shakespeare for this type of shit he does at the end  of pretty much every single important piece he has written 

[thetwiningslad]

might as well use it

i’ve decided that i’ll be trying to write something everyday in this account, since i have this one just doing absolute nothing dont think people would care about it anyway

[thetwiningslad]

i love how when i say “data is the new oil” a tumblr porn account likes it

i didnt know they were such intellectuals

[thetwiningslad]

sometimes i’m like “who the fuck made the scratch app?” 

then i remember that MIT has done it 

and i feel like i’m the stupid one 

thanks guys

[thetwiningslad]

we 👏need 👏an 👏update 

yo reddit got an update and it looks modern as hell

can we do that too 

[ibmblr]

Say hello to Plex

IBM has created its very own typeface named Plex. It was inspired by design principles that are a part of IBM’s long history. Hear more about its creation from the team behind the design in episode 2 of Eye on IBM.

Watch now ->

[thetwiningslad]

data is the new oil

i do not personally understand the people who just learnt about facebook stealing their data and acting like they were not aware about that 

that happens because you goddamn people do not read the policies 

you should be able to understand that you are giving your personal information to these people. Do you really think that snapchat does not store the ugly-ass selfies everyone takes?

[thetwiningslad]

Mert ile arkadaş mısın?

@uzaykekosu​

i do not accept questions here, if you have one, send me through the account above

[thetwiningslad]

Yani 'bittikulan' hesabı ile arkadaş mısın?

@uzaykekosu

i do not accept questions here, if you have one, send me through the account above

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

“This homework is optional but you should do it for practice”

[thetwiningslad]

he's such a prince

-sir we have these documents about the British parliament and...

+FUCK OFF WANKER,WHERR ARE MY TEA AND CRUMPETS OI OI TWAT

[thetwiningslad]

merry christmas to y’all at other side of the ocean

have fun while we wait cunts

[markv5]

Сотворение Адама

[napoleanbonafarte]

“The Creation of Adam”

[thetwiningslad]

“the rise of blyats”

[sierraarries-deactivated2021022]

I just want to give up.

[thetwiningslad]

make sure it ain’t like people gave up on bitcoin tho 

you might get rekt 

even pingu has it 

think about that 

[thetwiningslad]

oi you lil dumb cunts

i’m trying to make myself a playlist of classical songs and stuff

submissions are always appreciated 

here’s a meme in exchange;

[toxicbarbies]

[thetwiningslad]

isn’t that a gold peak?

[chaintexts]

What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7

[thetwiningslad]

[metaltronika]

[thetwiningslad]

CHUG CHUG CHUG