Kevin Taro's 1# Apologist

PFP ART BY @omenisntdead ON TUMBLR

[theultimateflorisan]

KEVINS AND MY HEADCANONS PART 1

KEVIN TARO

CANON:

Has died once

Used to have 3 kids

Used to be a father figure to 2 kids

Oldest character on Boonville

Richest character on Boonville

The most spoiled character on Boonville

Every single Kevin is made in his image

Has survived over 5 game restarts

Very kind :)

Has invaded the dreams of the creator multiple times

Likes cats, washing dishes (is apparently not that good at it though), standing around his room doing nothing for long periods of time, the birthday cake that was supposed to be for the creator

DOES NOT LIKE FILET MIGNON

HEADCANON:

Scp like powers

unpredictable, being associated with the song 'O fortuna'

Theorized to be a reincarnation of another character.

The main news anchor on mii news

VOICE HEADCANON:

RANDOM PICTURES:

We never forget the hawaiian fit...

[theultimateflorisan]

i cant even search up lyrics anymore ts pmo

[otto-arorakress]

ALRIGHT, KEVIN, LETS ROCK THE JOINT! HA HA HA!

I genuinely don’t know how to reply to this in character.

I’m dying wtf😭😭

[voxtek-sharks]

Send every single breed of Kevin in our entourage to the blog Immediately.

... what the fuck is that.

[kkkkaedeakamatsu]

GO MY KEVIN! INFEST!

W-Wait, stop! Go back! Infest?! What do you mean infest?! Someone please help, there's a weirdly intense looking guy named Kevin staring into my soul! Is he an Ultimate student too?! Kevin, please don't infest the music room, the piano keys are fragile! Ahhh, Shuichi, get the bug spray or a broom or something!!

[clara-toy-toy]

GO MY KEVIN GO MY KEVIN

Kevin

[magenchantment]

I've sent this Kevin to watch you closely, Aiden. It's for your own good, you need this.

Eugh…okay? He’s freaky looking. Why do I need this?

[Aiden seems uneasy]

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!

Hello Kevin.

[s4pphicfurryr4ve2769]

WOAH! 3RD KEVIN INFESTATION? SWEET!

AGHHHHHHH ITS EVERYWHERE SOMEBODY HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[hipcooltechofficer]

GO MY KEVINS! GO GO GO

WHAT THE HELL???

[and-flowers-grow-anew]

COME NOW, KEVIN!! INFECT THE BLOG!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN INFECTED?? WHAT'S A KEVIN???

[truthless-recluse-ask]

Hello!! I'm sending in my Kevin infestation. Enjoy.

Truthless Recluse was very confident he'd be safe.

Truthless Recluse was very surprised that the Kevins somehow came in but he was saved by Shadow Milk and wasn't trampled

[freddywilly3]

KEVIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE. WHERE ARE WE BRO.

KEVIN WELCOME TO UHH PRUSSIA!! KEVIN IS IN PRUSSIA NOW, now he will be in my military, he shall train!! And when Kevin is trained he shall be a soldier and his military career will get to general to officer until I'm proud of him and he can retire! May take long for him to be one..

[dallasfuckinwinston]

INFEST. INFEST. INFEST.

GO MY KEVIN, INFEST.

who the fuck is this

and why

[lower-management]

SEND IN THE KEVIN!!!

*They ducked, a human (a 'Kevin') getting chucked at the wall behind them and ragdolling onto the floor.*

What in thw actual fuck izz that.

[apolloisdoingfine]

KEVIN! KEVIN! I WANT MORE KEVINS!

Who?? I don’t know a Kevin.

[mayorox]

Hello hello, Mayor Ox! We at the Kevin Hive have heard of your kindness towards the Kevin we last sent!

We're sending you one more!!

Say hello to the chef!

Howdy, new guy!

Chef? Like kitchen-chef?? You look like someone who could do good snacks! Actually, here, pal! Take some of my own snacks 🍿

My apologies, but what's that in your other eye? I've never seen it before. Are you also half blind like the old man right here? Heh, you could do a good pirate partner for me here in Uglyville! Arrrgh!