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do you guys ever taste something for the first time and it tastes familiar somehow?

#mmmmm #tastes like a paradox

itsapmseymour

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note to self: don't eat 4 microwaved hotdogs back to back without buns, or maybe at all.

#eugeughueguh i feel so sick from this #send help

i woke up at 2 pm. it is now 3 am. i have been awake for 13 hours.

#god i wish i could sleep #or just wake up when i actually WANT to and not sleep through max volume alarms

if there are gay bars, does that mean there are lesbian and bi bars?

#riddle me this shatman #whats up gloopy goobers today we're making another terrible post by theunbiasedkoala because why the hell not

i have been informed i look like a bot if i dont reblog things so i have reblogged something random :)

#i am SO good at tumblring B)

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catchymemes

you guys know one time i dreamt? its my turn.

so one time i dreamt i was playing some new game that was a mixture of dbd and arc raiders where basically theres a player controlled monster who's goal is to kill as many people as they can but the other players have guns and their goal is to kill the monster and/or get a ton of random garbage and get out alive. theres 3 different factions that compete, a military, a company, and a neutral mercenary faction who's encouraged to team up with one of the other factions to get more than the opponent faction.

#one time i dreamt #dream game #i wish this was real #it would be so fun

there is no greater pain than knowing you can't afford a cloak:(

#cloakless #hey can i borrow like 200 dollars?

I HATE THAT THE SUN IS WHAT GIVES ME VITAMIN D. LET ME BE NOCTURNAL YOU FLAMING BALL OF SHIT

#fuck the sun #i want to be nocturnal >:(

TUMBLR NOTIFICATIONS ARE WEIRD

TUMBLR TRIED TO TELL ME (THIS MORNING) PM SEYMOUR WAS TRENDING WITH ME. WHATEVER THAT MEANS FOR A BIT I GOT SCARED IT MEANT HE SAW ME

#pm seymour #tumblr notifications #PMSEYMOURYOUBETTERNOTSEETHIS

not enough peoples default state is "jester"

MINE is, why isn't YOUR default state "jester"?

#MAKE JOKES #MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH #DO IT

Being tired is tiring...