theunsuspectingcookie

-she/her  -teen  -a bookworm 24/7  -procrastinates everything   -I'm literally obsessed with food; especially chocolate and cookies   -I'm in a lot of fandoms that I literally can't remember anything                                                                      Welcome to my blog, where I post the most random stuff ever. I'll literally post anything from my thoughts to reblogging every post I see

[i-am-a-fish]

I would really like to make cool art but tragically my artistic capabilities are not up to the same standard as the media I consume. in order to remedy this feeling I will continue to create absolutely nothing

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but i wanna see the art of Fishcasso :(

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Assignments due, Mountain Dew and baby shark do do do do do

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*sipping green tea* anybody wants some tender salad water?

[incorrectstraykidz]

Minho, sleep deprived: woah that's a fat fucking cat

Chan: that's a racoon

Minho: I'm taking it home

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minho 🤝 me

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what’s stopping me from eating an entire bar of aloe-vera soap

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crash

[just-shower-thoughts]

Odds are that the universe is so vast, that there is bound to be something out there that is capable of destroying the universe.

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what the frick-frack

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its been 9 years

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This is your sign to never look up symptoms you have to look for the cause on google.

when I was ten, my brother got a skin infection and the doctors said he had a small white blood cell deficiency. me and my mom googled about this and the first result that came on google was that, he will go into a coma within the next 4-5 days if he didn’t get admitted to the hospital immediatley.

but i remember me thinking that it’s true and crying a truckload.

but my brother only had to take some pills and he got cured within a week.

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sometimes when I wake up, I have some really dumb thoughts like, cats in gloves and so on.. but today I had to wake up at 6:00 am for an extra class. when I woke up, the first thing that came to mind was,

“I hate people who wake up to alarms”

I said that as I woke up to my alarm

[casablancabogart]

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oooo she thicc

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I was at one of my sessions today and on the smart board, the microsoft account was signed in. I saw that the username read “smart ass clown 1″. I asked my friend about this and she looked at me & sighed.

I squinted my eyes and looked closer. it read “Smart class room 1″,  not “smart ass clown 1″

I almost shouted “who’s username is smart ass clown 1 ?!!”

so that was fun...

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I saw a tiktok while ago and in the tiktok, the girl filmed her anxiety attack. there was a tw saying,

“tw: do not try this at home”

GURL do u seriously think that I get my attacks at home on PURPOSE?!

[stressedsnake]

the only thing i'm looking forward to in my future is blue hair and black nailpolish

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Mood lmaoo

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I read somewhere that "dirty hands mean clean money"; so if u see me scrubbing blood off my hands after selling someone's kidney on dark web, mind ur fvckin business

[jaubaius]

Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

[justanotherweirdarchaeologist]

Worth it.

[whitebookposts]

I’m sorry I might sound like a madwoman for going on a rant about this but man, it’s… I don’t know how to express it but just the thought of some person, 120 years ago, taking a photo of their cat, which back then wasn’t easy - they didn’t have phones with cameras, each photo required a lot of time and dedication, so not only the person “wasted” a whole photo on their cat, they also did their fricking best to save this photo and carefully put it into an envelope to preserve it so that people in the future will know that there was this cat and it looked like this and it’s owner thought the cat looked lovely that day so much that they decided to take a photo of it and then they loved the photo so much that they went out of their way to preserve it for future generations like “hello people from the future! this is what my cat loos like!” because they loved their cat so much they wanted people from the future to know about it is… crazy to me… and here we are, 120 years later, long after the cat and it’s owners passed away, looking at an old photo of a cat and gushing about it. The cat died so long ago and wouldn’t even know it existed if not for the owner that loved their cat so much that they decided this photo was worth preserving and put it into a time capsule. and seeing now how people dedicate whole blogs to their cats and take countless pictures of them just to show to other people really hits because you realize that in the end, people from today aren’t that much different from people that were 120 years ago. We all just love our cats and want people to look at them.

[null-is-sparing-you]

I bet this woman was imagining the photo may be seen by like… a family some day. But no. It survived till the age of the internet. It has now transcended the original media. It is now being seen by far more eyes in far more places than the media she chose would normally allow. I hope the taker of this 120 year old photo is PROUD.

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CAT

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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absolutley