Just another weird archaeologist.

Nutjob fueled by coffee. I dig dead people.

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[worldhammerer-old]

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

I have a question...

Fuck Dragons!🚫

... Fuck Dragons? 😍

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[gallusrostromegalus]

"She's on wrong side of 40" What, you'd rather she was dead?

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[katjohnadams]

20 years?

20? Fucking? Years?

[justanotherweirdarchaeologist]

Damnnn.

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[scalestails]

So this happened at work today.

I

don’t know what to say

[funnelcloudd]

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

[tamamoreblogs]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

What’s with these homies dissing my krill

[anphivenas]

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

[anphivenas]

he said yes

[anphivenas]

this man is twisted. Sick .

[ant-heritage-posts]

Pay the man

[jdotsodomite]

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

[zetarays]

hand in unedited hand

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war

This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically

[professional-poser]

post the image please

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[it-s-gone-blue]

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[mutationgirl]

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.