keep up;

Swizzle Malarkey; 20; Adrenaline is my drug of choice;

[theuntameableswizz]

Is this your dog -- CAN I RIDE IT?

[theuntameableswizz]

[jubibingbing]

“Yeah, there is, actually. My daughters, wondering why Uncle Swizz doesn’t have a shirt on.”

[theuntameableswizz]

Oh come on Jubi -- they’ve seen me without a shirt on. He turned around and shrugged at the kids. Are you bothered by Uncle Swizz without a shirt?

[annaofarendclle-deactivated2015]

“I don’t know, my eyes are on the squirrel on your face,” Anna shrugged, cocking her head to the side. “Oh my gosh, I didn’t mean to say that.”

[theuntameableswizz]

Squirrel? Hey -- most of the ladies at the club happen to love the burly bearded man. Swizz chuckled out.

[theuntameableswizz]

What? -- Is there something behind me?

[theuntameableswizz]

[pixlexiia-blog]

It’s not like he ever put it in use, and I won’t either. Confucius said, stop being such a drama queen. Nell rolled her eyes and chuckled. So are we gonna race or what?

[theuntameableswizz]

One - you totally stole that from a tv show and two - your dad was a douche and you are not. Maybe you should let people know that with an example. He explained before rolling his eyes also. Only if you are prepared to be beaten. I’m not going easy on your just because Daddy died.

[pixlexiia-blog]

It was my dad’s favorite law. I’m gonna keep it there in his honor. She said innocently.

[theuntameableswizz]

Swizz let out a sigh and shook his head. Your father’s favorite law was one that executed people -- meaning killing -- murdering people! What an honor that is! Why don’t you get a statue made in his honor instead of killing more people for him.

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IM NOT

Jubi: NUH UH

Jubi: ITS NOT LAME

Swizz: OH I KNOW

Swizz: UH HUHHHH

Swizz: ITS SO LAME

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: THATS WHY IM OCCASIONALLY MEAN

Jubi: NUH UH

Jubi: ITS NOT RIDICULOUS ITS AMAZING

Swizz: NOPE

Swizz: UH-HUH

Swizz: LAMMMMMMME

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: WHATS SO BAD ABOUT BEING NICE

Jubi: LMAO I DONT

Jubi: BUT LOVE IS SUCH A GREAT THING

Swizz: IT'S BORING

Swizz: LMAO YOU DO

Swizz: NO IT's RIDICULOUS

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: IM PLENTY MEAN MAYBE NOT COOL ENOUGH THO

Jubi: LMAO I DONT THINK SO

Jubi: YES YOU WILL JUST WAIT

Swizz: NOPE YOU ARE NOT

Swizz: LMAO I DO THINK SO

Swizz: NOPE IM NOT WAITING FOR ANYTHING ESPECIALLY NOT LOVE

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: IDK MAN YOURE THE DANGEROUS ONE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK OF THESE THINGS

Jubi: NAHHHH ITS YOUUUU

Jubi: ITS GOING TO HAPPEN

Swizz: THEN YOU ARENT COOL ENOUGH OR MEAN ENOUGH

Swizz: NAHHHHHH ITS YOU

Swizz: NOPE NEVER

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: IDK MAN THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IVE DONE HERE SO FAR IS MAKE OUT IN AN EMPTY CLASSROOM

Jubi: NAHHH ITS YOU

Jubi: YOURE GONNA FALL IN LOVE ONE DAY JUST U WATCH

Swizz: OH COME ON -- GIVE ME SOME REAL OPTIONS

Swizz: NAHHHH ITS YOUUUU

Swizz: NOPE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: THEN LETS DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS

Jubi: NOOOOPE THATS U

Jubi: I MEAN THAT COULD BE AN OPTION

Swizz: IF YOU ARE SO COOL, THEN YOU GIVE ME SOME OPTIONS AND ILL TELL YOU IF THEY ARE DANGEROUS ENOUGH

Swizz: NOPE THAT YOU

Swizz: EW MONOGAMY

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: WELL LIKE THERES NOTHING DANGEROUS TO DO HERE

Jubi: YOU DO MORE

Jubi: I AM NOT ITS ONLY HIM

Swizz: NOT IF YOU DONT TRY

Swizz: YOU DO EVEN MORE

Swizz: AWWWW ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY HIM? HAVE HIS BABIES?

[theuntameableswizz]

Text ; Shithead Swizz

Jubi: JUST BEING YOUR FRIEND IS DANGEROUS

Jubi: I DO NOT

Jubi: I AM NOT A LIAR IM BEING SERIOUS

Swizz: THAT DOESNT COUNT

Swizz: YOU DO TOO

Swizz: NOPE YOURE A LIAR