LaLa Lagrimas

I’ll fuck you up and look good while doing it

[theunwedbride]

Live, Laugh, Love, LaLa

💋 The best Fate 💋

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My hit list:

@fatedprinceofhearts bitch, Slut!

@theauroravalor I will kill her one day.

@crownprinceofthemagnificentnorth why is he here?

@marisoltourmaline no go away

@evaismine I don’t like you either

@kristofknightlinger liar

@lyricmerrywood DEAD RAT

<3

@vampirel00rd babe

Friends

@archerslittlefox bestieeee

@thefateslayer Tella. Jacks’s ex gf, my ex wife

@empressdragna Scarlett, she’s an empress and she’s pretty nice

@legendarydante he’s alright.

@julianbernadomarrerosantos Julian. He’s always telling me to kill myself.

@iminyourwallschaosvalor friend-ish. Does not deserve to be in the same category as the others

@histographeraiko Dante’s performer

@applelagrimassantosfox my beautiful baby Apple

My fellow fates

@priestess-priestess @the-poisoner @the-assassinfate @ladyprisoner @pregnantmaid @the-maidendeath @themistressluck (great couple) @the-undeadqueen (evil) @gavrielthefate (even more evil)

Alternate egos

@thesailors-favouritelover gay jacks

@crimsonsrosegold gay Evangeline

@rosegoldscrimson gay Scarlett

No one else is worth my time xx

[vampirel00rd]

girl dont even we both know you were lala’s second choice because her bf stankinnn (no offense to your brother. yes offense to your sister)

@theunwedbride??? what are they talking about.

[theunwedbride]

I do not know

[the-heckler]

@fatedprinceofhearts bestie i ated the souls of a thowsand chidren wat do i do

[theunwedbride]

Eat his next please I beg you

[theunwedbride]

you aare LITERALLY SO PRETTY. I'M SOBBING 😭😭😭

You should.

[legendarydante]

Dear caraval master legend

I heard that donatella was mad at you did you sleep on the couch tonight

…i think it is wiser to let @thefateslayer comment on this rather than to do it myself.

[thefateslayer]

You know what you did.

[legendarydante]

and i must have apologized to you at least fifty times now.

[theunwedbride]

That means you need to apologise at least 50 more

[theunwedbride]

I miss my vampire

[lyricmerrywood]

do you miss me 🥺🥺🥺

[theunwedbride]

No.

[theunwedbride]

Is castor your boyfriend

I don’t even know man

@vampirel00rd

[theunwedbride]

I miss my vampire

[crownprinceapollo]

//ooc. This blog is so dry lmao. What should I do? Anyone? Any ideas??

[theunwedbride]

Die Apollo die

[crownprinceapollo]

Not possible.

[theunwedbride]

It absolutely is.

[crownprinceapollo]

//ooc. This blog is so dry lmao. What should I do? Anyone? Any ideas??

[theunwedbride]

Die Apollo die

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[vampirel00rd]

im here? what happened?

[theunwedbride]

I think I found some weed

[vampirel00rd]

wait really? where are you.

[theunwedbride]

In your bed.

Naked

[vampirel00rd]

im coming.

[theunwedbride]

Hurry uuuuuuuuup

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[vampirel00rd]

im here? what happened?

[theunwedbride]

I think I found some weed

[vampirel00rd]

wait really? where are you.

[theunwedbride]

In your bed.

Naked

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Where do you think he is?

[theunwedbride]

Locked up somewhere where you do unspeakable things to him

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Absolutely correct

[theunwedbride]

What the fuck

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[vampirel00rd]

im here? what happened?

[theunwedbride]

I think I found some weed

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Where do you think he is?

[theunwedbride]

Locked up somewhere where you do unspeakable things to him

[theunwedbride]

@vampirel00rd where are you??? 🥺🥺🥺

[bingazer]

Your husband is a whore

He’s my whore 😇

[theunwedbride]

I said that too. And yet it’s “inappropriate”