phallic videogamery

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What is the phallus? A lightsaber.

What is the videogame? Super Star Wars.

What is this from? An advertisement in Electronic Gaming Monthly issue 51.

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What is the phallus? A totally functional knife/sheath fastened to the front of the character’s belt.

What is the videogame? Metal Gear Solid 4.

What is this from? Promotional character art based on in-game cutscene model.

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What is the phallus? A mechanical appendage (of unknown utility) between the robot’s legs.

What is the videogame? Zone of the Enders (series)

What is this from? This one here is the Durandall II from Zone of the Enders: The Fist of Mars (2001). Basically all of the anthropomorphic Orbital Frames have this characteristic, see:http://zoneoftheenders.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Orbital_Frames

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What is the phallus? Two missiles being shot out of an array on top of a car.

What is the game? RoadBlasters

Where is this from? Electronic Gaming Monthly issue #29

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What is the phallus? A giant drill.

What is the game? Wurm: Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Where is this from? An advertisement from Electronic Gaming Monthly #28.

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What is the phallus? A gun of some sort.

What is the videogame? S.C.A.T.: Special Cybernetic Attack Team

Where is this from? An advertisement from Electronic Gaming Monthly #21 

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What is the phallus? A sword.

What is the videogame? Evony.

What is this from? An advertisement for the game.

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What is the phallus? A pistol.

What is the videogame? Duke Nukem Forever.

What is this from? The cover art.

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What is the phallus? A blaster.

What is the videogame? Hyper Lode Runner.

What is this from? An advertisement for the game from Electronic Gaming Monthly #12.

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What is the phallus? A harpoon gun.

What is the videogame? Far Cry 4

What is this from? The announcement website for the game.