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Right? But yeah - you’d have to bleach it first and that is too much work to be perfectly honest. So now that that’s over, what’s your next big experiment?

See? You get it. There's no way I'm putting that much risk or time into something this dumb. I don't actually know yet---any ideas?

It would have been hilarious if you had bleached it, to be honest. You would’ve had the illusion of being a hairless twink. Though they tend to bleach their assholes more than the front area, but still.

Oh, poor baby, have they hurt you? Don’t listen to them, dear. Just recite the lyrics to ‘Beautiful’ in your head or something. It should work like a charm.

That would've taken a shitload of bleach. Because, I mean---I manscape. But I'm Italian and Jewish, so it's dark as the fucking night okay, all I'm saying. Besides, I don't think I'm pretty enough to pull off twink. I'm pretty sure if I were to fall into any gay category, it'd probably be "drunk frat boy who drinks a little too much and does butt stuff with his bro", you feel?

They have. You should see how some of these people treat me, it's simply atrocious. I personally just cry myself asleep to "Pretty Girl Rock", but that's some great advice too.

#dash;#dash; hayden

Neon green and everything didn’t work out? Damn. I was hoping we’d have a blackout party and you’d just rock up in nothing but your glowing pubes.

Aw, that'd be so cool! But no, unfortunately I didn't consider the fact that dark hair doesn't really show color. So it didn't really end well. But, no harm done.

Sorry, honey. It’s just the truth. Nobody brought it up? Seriously? Either way, the color green shouldn’t be anywhere near your junk.

It’s okay, at least you’re pretty.

No! Nobody! I think it's a conspiracy against me, honestly. Bastards. The options were bleach blonde and green, but frankly I wasn't about to dip my junk in bleach, so---yeah. But noted.

You sound like my publicist now. But I'll take it, I'm glad someone in this house is willing to acknowledge how nice my face is. Frankly, some of the people in the house have been a major dent to my ego.

#dash;#dash; hayden

So you actually did it?

I did, but the results were lame. This experiment has been a let down.

miss-melxo

Ah shit, I didn’t care about that mate. I was just thinking that must be a lot of decisions, and regret is such a stupid emotion or what the fuck ever. You’re providing entertainment.

Death trap? It’s definitely not the first time I’ve fallen off something mate, and it sure as hell won’t be the last. I kind of like adding to my collection of scars, actually.

I figured, but I do. Just wanted to clear that up is all. True, but I'm sure my father won't look me in the eye for a long time, and I'm debating whether I can live with that or not.

I'm sure it's not, but I mean---there's accidents, and avoidable incidents, is there not? How's your head at least? You feeling alright?

#dash;#dash; mel

You dyed your pubic hair green? So, basically it kind of looks like you have mold on your pubic hair? You should’ve chosen a different color, sweetie. Green isn’t a good hair color, anywhere. It’s the color of disease.

God bless your heart.

... God dammit, I didn't even think of it like that. You've ruined it for me, man. And okay, in my defence I gathered votes and nobody brought this possibility up to me. I guarantee you that it totally doesn't look like mold or a disease. Hand to God.

I'm starting to sense a pattern where every time we talk I look like a hopeless idiot... I swear I'm usually slightly more competent than this.

#dash;#dash; hayden

miss-melxo

Every single decision?

Well, I mean, obviously not any involving you. Except I kind wish I'd talked you out of that death trap last night.

#dash;#dash; mel

…You dyed your pubic hair? What on Earth made you do that? What color did you even dye them? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

#dash #dash; hayden #// My character's literally a hopeless idiot I don't know how he's managed to live this long honestly. :I

I sure did, friend.

I saw that there was special dye and I was like "I gotta try this out", you know? I mean, the color's fading every time I shower, so it's not ever lasting or nothing. Bright green. But I mean, dye doesn't work so well with dark hair so it just ended up being like, forest green when the light hits it right. Still looks pretty cool when I shower though.

It dawned on me today that my family's probably watching this show... And suddenly I regret every decision I've made since coming here. Except for dying my pubes. That's a decision I will always stand by.

#cf starter

razer-danger

You really don’t. I’m surprised you haven’t already jizzed in your pants.

#dash;#dash; razer #// AND I MISSED YOU FRIEND :'I

I mean---I'm totally into this "latino chico hottie" thing you're working and I love the beanie, but if you want that sort of reaction I'mma need some nudes, homeboy.

razer-danger

#Unf#You work that beanie smootchie werk it.

#dash;#dash; razer #// I AM UNAPOLOGETIC >:I

So hot. I could just ravish you, Razer, really. You're lucky I have an outstanding amount of self control.

asdfghjklmydylan

#Unf #You work that beanie smootchie werk it.

aspenis-blog

I have a raging headache right now, and might consider being a decent person if someone could please bring me a painkiller.

aspenis-blog

I could, but, I mean---I think I'd have to get my money back in the process.

#dash;#dash; aspen

rowanvalenti

Whoever has been removing the laundry from the washer needs to stop.

rowanvalenti

Well - I mean, how would you not know that bread molds? Or fruit? Or anything, really if you leave it out long enough?

Well, no, I get that! I mean, that's all food and stuff, and I've left the occasional apple in a suitcase or something. But mouldy clothes just seems hella weird.

#dash;#dash; rowan

Should I be worried if you think you met that criteria?

It's sort of generic criteria all generic rich, white boys fit. So I'd vote no.