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SUMMER MORNING LOVE https://www.instagram.com/p/CDb7ksvjcFU/?igshid=odnojhbn42en

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New single “Summer Morning Love” is OUT and ABOUT...to make you (ice) cream in yer britches! Link in bio, and on Spotify, iTunes, Youtube, ALL OF ‘EM! JEEZ LOUISE AND BEEZ AND DISEASE! https://www.instagram.com/p/CDZO-7sjXlz/?igshid=1nbu65gfoo0i2

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‘Scuse me while I WHIP THIS OUT! SUMMER MORNING LOVE, our latest release, is now available on iTunes, Spotify, and all the other streaming services! So, take a moment and let the relief wash over your ears in an AWESOME WAVE. #philly #philadelphia #nj #newjersey #music #live #phillymusic #vitalstats #rock #soul #indie https://www.instagram.com/p/CDTzZmDDBkM/?igshid=sdmjvthf23f8

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In exactly one week, you will be able to buy, stream, whatever, “Summer Morning Love”, the first squirt of creamy filling from the chocolate e-CLAIRE that is our next album! YUMMA YUMMA YUMMA! #philly #philadelphia ##nj #jersey #vitalstats #yumma photo by @soultstudios (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDDBKeAD_Dj/?igshid=wrxo6i4n2bxg

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Thought we were gone?! Well lemme CLAIRE-IFY something...@vitalstats is not only HERE, but we are releasing our first single in forevz, “SUMMER MORNING LOVE”, available on iTunes, Spotify, EVERYWHERE July 31! Gonna give a lil’ sip-sip for all of you who are hurtin’ for a squirtin’ (so to speak)! https://www.instagram.com/p/CC9NLS-jcgR/?igshid=1uje1z9e517dy

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TONIGHT! AS-IS FEST | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B816Roep3wg/?igshid=ncys8x4zxcl4

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8udT9OjF3j/?igshid=aajdlc3gqrgx

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8e7uLkDO66/?igshid=4gj8dva71ns1

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8cYaNcDZ5a/?igshid=144uqisjnrk3a

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8W4En8jujU/?igshid=3nbdpw02rysr

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium @goodnightlights | @retroglyphs | @mageworkspro #ASISFEST (at Collingswood, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UHdksDHOX/?igshid=1jnrcp60hqofm

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium #ASISFEST (at Scottish Rite Auditorium) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8NMtNMpw5y/?igshid=1724d84xflrx9

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AS-IS FEST | F E B 21 | @scottishriteauditorium #ASISFEST (at Scottish Rite Auditorium) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8AbS3xDuhP/?igshid=18lr9nnj11krv

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come get your second helping of daddy time at @brokengobletbrewing! 📸: @phil_lebo (at Broken Goblet Brewing) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5dwmegjJNt/?igshid=22vtiumwzyu7

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Some have described @vitalstats shows as “masturbatory” (some = me) so if you wanna come catch five jerks, come down to @brokengobletbrewing this BLACQUES FRIDAY (tonight). Be sure to take a baby aspirin, to reduce the risk of STROKE #philly #bensalem #philadelphia #live #beer #jacquesoff photo by @phil_lebo awful puns by @jacquesstclaire (at Broken Goblet Brewing) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5c_mcNDVSw/?igshid=pyuij8cfp776

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Hark! Do I hear MORE SHOWS on the horizon?!? MAIS OUI! Thanks to all who came out last night, and to those who didn’t, you can catch @vitalstats at an all-night rager at @brokengobletbrewing tomorrow, and @milkboyphilly on Saturday! 📸 by the spectacular @phil_lebo @jacquesstclaire #philadelphia #philly #bensalem #live #gotta #daddydowhatdaddydoes https://www.instagram.com/p/B5aWa87j2Ax/?igshid=tin6vh7yyt5j