The Walking Satire

20. Gay male. Gemini. Studying english education and music.

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[flolicious]

Hmmm…new music perhaps?

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[kimpossibooty]

[babyanimalgifs]

[watchwithmati]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game. 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

pottery

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[pochowek]

I wish we didnt live in such an age of definite knowledge. I wish i could make a game and put a 1 in a millionth chance of meeting a wendigo in that damn game so only a few chosen people in the world would be like “guys i totally saw a wendigo in that game the other day” because nowadays youll just get 5 people on 4chan decrypting all the files of your game within 20 minutes to find the damn wendigo sprites

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

undefine the wendigo. segment the wendigo into 20 distinct sprite components and use those components in other sprites. segment the wendigo’s behaviour into 10 different classes. split design and data. split data and code. ascend and become ubermensch

[pochowek]

:0

[reverbpotato]

that sounds like a lot of work

[pochowek]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[jihen]

[jncos]

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

[lionloveshisbear-deactivated202]

Adorable

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

[captainragtag]

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

[iidelirium]

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

[sevenpoints]

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

[traumashitpost]