The Wandering Nix

INFP-T || Booktrovert & Coffee Addict || Coffee, Music, and Books are my love languages || Also has severe ADHD

[stardustloves]

Inspired by a post from @enbynuest you were a genius for this idea

[dcxdpdabbles]

Iris: Barry! Barry wake up!

Barry: hm-Wha?

Iris: Someone is in our house!

Barry: Is it Wally?

Iris: No, he's still on that space mission.

Barry: Okay. Stay here. I'll go check it out. *Picks up bat* If you hear me shout Code 16 use our home invasion plan delta.

Iris: Okay.

Barry walking through the dark house until he sees a light in the kitchen: AH-HA!

Danny eating out of the open fridge: Hmm-whaa!?

Barry: Wait a minute, you're just a kid. What are you doing?

Danny: I'm sorry! I was hungry! I didn't know anyone was home, but I swear I didn't mean any harm!

Barry: I see. How long has it been since you last had food?

Danny: I don't know.

Barry: Really?

Danny sniffing: I'll leave, I'm sorry. Please don't call the cops.

Barry putting the bat down: Leaving before my one am meal? You can't! Stay, I could use the company.

Danny: ....one am meal?

Barry: Yeah, I can whip us up some pizzas. *turning to yell* IRIS, IT'S ALL GOOD. GO BACK TO BED. I'M GOING TO EAT

Iris: OKAY! ENJOY!

Danny: Um?

Barry: I have pepperoni, sausage or plain cheese. Which do you prefer?

Danny: Wait. Are you really going to make me pizza?

Barry: Well, it's frozen pizza. It takes about 15 minutes in my toaster oven, but trust me, it's the best brand. My nephew swears by it. My name is Barry, by the way, what's yours?

Danny: I...Ugh I'm Danny.

Barry: Nice to meet you Danny. You want to crash here after we eat?

Danny: What?

Barry: Spend the night here. A nap after eating always feels best.

Danny: ....what?

A few hours later Barry slipping back into bed: Iris.

Iris: Hmm?

Barry: I've adopted a son. His name is Danny. He's fifteen, meta, and running from his parents. Sweet thing. He took over the guest room, so now when we have guests stay over, they have to sleep on the pull-out couch.

Iris half alseep: Sounds good. Does he have your eyes?

Barry: Yeah surprisingly he does. I tucked him into bed.

Iris: That's nice.

Danny two walls away dressed in Wally' pjs, with a full stomch and freshly showered: How...how did he convince me to be adopted in only one hour???? Is he a witch?????

[frizii-catt]

Hello, How are you doing

I’m doing really good.!!!! 🐎

I’m gonna rewatch HTTYD2 later today so I’m excited for that (I’m gonna watch it and take notes of everything relevant to possible hijack’ing.)

Aside from that, I’ve just been sketching little things on the blank spaces of my more serious hijack projects; here are some of them lol

The last doodle with brown haired Jack is based on Of The Northmost Winds And Skies because oh my god bru 😭😭😭 he had Hiccup STRESSING .!!!!!

[goddessofbees]

Haven't done a Dc x Dp in awhile so here's this!

Ko-fi

[thcyn]

smth smth kitchen stuff I guess-

[lukadeedoodah]

Just making sure he's okay ❤

[getlost0p]

Same

[ghostengarden]

She’s going to fix your car and then steal your gf

[littlepikmins]

Tim Drake and Bernard Dowd ❤️

[valrixian]

Tim drake art i didn’t post here yet

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Lazy Confessions Animatic :D

Enjoy a lil treat made between chapter edits!! And featuring many scenes yet to come :)

Fic link!

[polanishigh80]

Tim, smirking: Hey, can I try rizzing you up?

Bernard, giggling: Eh, sure?

Tim: Okay *falls to his knees* pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-

Bernard:

Jason, seeing this: *laughs* There is no way he is getting Bernard.

*few minutes later*

Tim, holding Bernard's waist: He's my boyfriend! <3

Jason: Wtf?! How?!

Bernard: I don't know.

[tessbee13]

I'm not a human AU

Founded a safe house but someone in there

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

Bernard gets a job at Drake Industries basically being a gopher. He's making coffee but the coffee maker in the break room is busted. Luckily DI's local nepo baby usually doesn't mind if someone comes in and makes a cup at his stupid fancy espresso bar as long as he isn't in a meeting or something.

So Bernard comes in, asks to make coffee politely and gets going on the orders and Tim is just staring at this boy. There is a very hot boy in his office in very tight clothes. Oh pretty boy that shirt button is hanging on for dear life. Tim knows he is looking at this boy so disrespectfully right now.

So Bernard wraps up and he's like "oh no I accidentally made an extra drink, would you like it Mister Drake?" And Tim is like "ᵒᵏᵃʸ" and drinks drink.

And Bernard comes by every day, conveniently making an extra coffee on accident for the pretty boy who he thinks might have barked once when he dropped a spoon and had to bend over to grab it. He likes torturing this guy.

And then one day it happens when Tim has a guest, Bernard says he'll come later but Tim assures him that Kon is there to hang out and that they don't do business with Luthors. So Bernard makes that extra coffee and Tim so graciously picks it up, smile on his face as the sweet sunshine pretty boy gently sets it down for him and

Kon's like "I thought you weren't really into coffee" and Tim is like "fuck off I can drink bean juice if I want" to which Bernard looks back at the stupidly fancy coffee machine and then back at Tim and his homie. Now that he thinks about it. He's never seen Tim use the coffee maker. And his trash can is suspiciously full of energy drink cans. Is Bernard the only one using that thing??

"why do you have the artisanal barista's wet dream if you're not into coffee?" Bernard asks and Tim, knowing he's been caught is like "my mom and I share this office, it's mostly for her"

So Bernard is like "so why do you keep letting me serve you nasty bean juice if you're not into it?" And Kon's like "oh he's into something alright" and Tim is like "I am going to go to Metropolis and I'm going to clone Lex a better son" and Kon is like "good luck, my ass is designer"

So the weekend goes by and Bernard is back making coffees and he sets a cup on Tim's desk and

"this isn't a coffee"

"nope, this is a twisted sister. The vending machine has orange juice, and you have a stupid amount of flavored drink syrups and a fridge full of energy drinks. I had to look up recipes for you, I hope you feel special"

"so how do you feel about a fall wedding?"

[tessbee13]

Shake it Bernard!!

[crispyfryy]

Run away baby!!

Timberkon + Charlie