The Wandering Nix

INFP-T || Booktrovert & Coffee Addict || Coffee, Music, and Books are my love languages || Also has severe ADHD

[artbeaver]

redraw of a piece I did a year ago! Unfortunately the quality is crazy compressed but it’s okay. Grieve trio I still love you

The ogs for reference. I feel like I improved but lwk her hair is fire in the original.

[ninicure]

I’ve had this stewing too long

[snifsnoof]

snug as a bug in a rug :,)

[sourkreem]

(wip) dressing bernard in an outfit im too self conscious to pull off and have tim getting blue balled from it

[notsofastwawa]

I heard there was a 5 year anniversary we're celebrating!! Bernard has a great idea on how to celebrate 🥳 🎉

[lilyko233]

“Shh..Don’t be afraid, I’ll take care of you.”

[bigendervampire]

"yeah, Riddle?"

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: I have some news

Jason: Oh boy.

Danny: you're not going to like it

Jason: Oh no

Danny: Your dad came by the apartment, found me walking out of the shower in only a towel when I was calling your name cause I thought it was you going through the bedroom cabinets. I don't want him knowing I'm a meta crashing at your place, so I let him think we're dating instead.

Jason:

Danny: I'm aware I could have said literally anything else but I panicked.

Jason: Bruce doesn't even have anything against metas

Danny gripping the steering wheel until his knuckles go white: He thought you were acting suspiciously and had been searching the apartment for drugs. I figured you being gay was better than a drug addict or hiding a meta.

Jason: He thought I was on drugs!?

Danny: To be fair my ectoplasm treatments have you singing musicals

Jason: I ALWAYS SANG MUSICALS.

Danny: Okay, well, now you always had a boyfriend that just got really serious, and we're having dinner with your family.

Jason: What?! No! Do you have any idea how many years I spent denying that I was dating Roy? This is going to set me back!

Danny: I'm sorry! You can break up with me and tell them you realized you were straight if you want

Jason: Well mostly straight.

Danny hitting the breaks: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

[funkyyylizard]

eepy baby

[thefallenangel2008]

Repressed monsterfucker Grace where he's always felt ashamed of his weird fantasies and normal sex has felt a bit boring. Like, it's alright, but yk.

Cut to him getting blasted into space and gaining a rock alien best friend, his rock alien best friend's rock alien mate, and a mutated half-fish dude who also happens to be the only human in light-years.

[goddamnitmahtin-again]

All it Takes is a Kiss

Okay hear me out, au where Danny is rounding up champions to join his ghost army upon their deaths, kind of like valkyries for Valhalla. Except the only way to make it work is to get their consent while they are still alive and to plant a kiss on their person. On the lips if they are to die after the age of 24 and on the forehead if they are to die anytime before that.

And Gotham? There are just so many ripe for the taking! How can he refuse?

Jaybin: (whilst busting into the Batcave, running from a very enthusiastic Danny) B! B! HELPPPP

Bruce: (turns to see Danny chasing his son through the cave) King Daniel, you’ve already claimed me, go back to your realm.

Danny: Oh no, I’m here for lil Jason!

Bruce: Come back when he’s an adult. You can kiss him then.

Danny: I’m actually here for his forehead

Bruce:

Danny:

Bruce: WHAT

[justtygerrrrr]

How Hiccup was genuinely moving while they were up against Viggo:

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tim: See that boy over there?

Duke: The one in the cat ears?

Tim: That's the father of my future children.

Duke dubiously: The one in the cat ears?

Tim: If B can date a cat person so can I!

Duke: .....

Duke whispering with narrow eyes: That's Claw, isn't it? Catwoman's new sidekick?

Tim: Yes

Duke: Why are you going after a criminal? Why are you acting just like Bruce!?

Tim: It's tradition! Besides, did you see that ass?! MEOW, am I right?

Duke: You lost your right to speak to me.

Tim: But-

Duke: No.

[alien-slushie]

*Collage Roommates AU*

Dick: Hey I'm hom-

Danny, dancing as he cleans the kitchen: 🎶~'Cause know that I'm yours, So meet me on the floor~ Dance with me! Move your body baby, this is meant to be~🎶

Dick: *quietly puts his stuff down and leans against the wall with a grin as he pulls out his phone*

Danny, oblivious: 🎶Flowing like the ocean, you're so heavenly! I gotta get you tonight! Baby, why don't you dance with me? Don't tell me that isn't love, I know it's got to be~🎶 *turns around to grab somethings and sees Dick* 🎶Cause when we're on the flo- Ahh! How long have you been here!

Dick: Not long! Sometime around "'Cause know that I'm yours".

Danny, blushing: Gosh thats so embarrassing. Wait- are you recording?! Delete it!

Dick: What?! But you sing so well, I was going to upload it to the interwebs~

Danny: *pales and blushes at the same time, somehow* No! Please not that! I am so bad at singing and if Sam and Tucker ever find out I'll never hear the end of it!

Dick and Danny: *run around the appartment playing keep away*

Dick: Oof! *falls as hes tackled* Okay okay I'll delete it.

Danny: Thank you. *sighs in relief and gets off him*

Dick: I don't know why you're so freaked out though. Your voice is nice.

Danny: Yeah okay. You don't have to be nice about it, I'm well aware of what I suck at.

Dick, frowning: I'm not being nice, you're not like, professional sounding obviously, but you have a nice voice. You should sing around the appartment more often, might liven this place up a little bit.

Danny, hesitant: Maybe, if it doesn't bother you I guess.

Dick: It won't! Promise!

Song Credit: Dance With Me by Sir Please

[alien-slushie]

Bruce: Why is Danny Crying? Dick, Damian stop beating up Jason!

Jason: *laughing hysterically as Damian and Dick kick and Punch at him*

Danny: *curled up in Cass's lap as he cries and she hushes him softly*

Damian: Todd is a scoundrel who dare toy with Danyal's fragile heart! *also has tears in his eyes but he refuses to let them fall*

Dick: What he said!

Bruce, sighing: Tim?

Tim, not looking up from his laptop: Jason had Danny and Damian play "Can Your Pet".

Bruce: Can your pet, what?

Tim: No, its just "Can Your Pet". You make a pet chick and play games with it and like brush it and stuff but if you click on an icon that looks like a bike it sends your chick to a chicken mill and it shows the chick being ground up and put in a can.

Bruce: Jason Todd! How could you do that to your little brothers?!

Jason: *being choked out, but still laughing* Worth it!

Bonus: 2 weeks later

Danny: Damian look! She likes me! *petting a black hen with white speckles*

Damian: She does. *also happily petting some black and yellow chicks*

Tim: I can't believe you bought them chickens.

Bruce: Danny stopped crying, Damian stopped stabbing, we adopted some in-need animals, and we get fresh, cruelty free eggs in the future.

Danny: What should we name this one?

Jason: Fillet.

Danny: *whimpers*

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd!

[alien-slushie]

Damian: *collapses on the couch with a groan*

Dick: Well thats out of character, what's wrong babiest bird?

Damian: My boyfriend's dog hates me.

Tim: You have a boyfriend? How long have you had a boyfriend?

Damian, huffing: 6 months Drake.

Dick: Honestly Tim, keep up.

Tim, whispering: You knew he had a boyfriend?

Dick, whispering: No, I had no idea. *louder* Why do you think his dog hates you?

Damian: He won't let me pet him, won't bring me his toy to throw, won't accept treats from me, and when I get too close to Daniel, he shoves between up.

Dick: Is he like that with anyone else?

Damian: No! The only ones who compare to how I'm treated are active threats, and Daniel's abusive uncle!

Tim: Yeah, then I think that dog hates you.

Damian: *groans and throws his head in a pillow*

Dick: Wow, you're really worked up over this. *pats his head*

Damian: What if he dumps me because his dog hates me? That's what I would do.

Tim: You more upset over Daniel leaving you or the dog hating you?

Damian: *throws a knife at him* Don't ask something stupid.

Dick: Has Daniel said anything about it?

Damian: Mostly he's apologized, he's just as confused as I am. He's put a lot of work training Cujo, taught himself a language just to train him properly, and he thinks he screwed up somewhere. Cujo is the friendliest dog in the world to everyone else.

Tim: The dog hasn't bitten you yet at least. Has he even gotten agressive, or is he just dismissive.

Damian: Dismissive, hes only ever pushed me out of the way if I'm too close to Daniel.

Dick: Then he probably doesn't hate you, just doesn't trust you and is trying to protect Daniel. You said Daniel has to speak a different language to him right? Maybe if you learn that language it will help him connect with you.

Damian: Not the worst idea. *stands up* If you'll excuse me, I need to go find a tutor that can teach me Old Norse.

Dick: Well there you go- Old Norse?

Tim: Why and How would someone need to know Old Norse to train a dog?

[nik-nacks]

Tim: I thought people like attention, gifts, and compliments! I thought he'd be happy! Why is he so freaked out :(

Dick: ...

Dick: Timmy, Tim, Sweetheart, I don't think you quite understand how this works.

Tim: What do you mean??? I analyzed the prompt you gave me, and acted accordingly, if anything this is on you.

Dick: Me!? *deep breath*.... Tim, you broke into his house to leave him those creepy notes, he is right to be concerned.

Tim: They're not creepy... they're thoughtful.

Dick: You left him detailed notes on how to optimize his schedule and daily workout. As well as a diet plan and listed concerns about his health and well being.

Tim: To show I was paying close attention to him and cared for him!

Dick: And you left him a brand new set of cookware which is admittedly the least creepy thing you did here. You also left him over a dozen pictures of his comings goings from over the last month because you thought those photos came out nice.

Tim: Yeah, he likes to cook, it was a good gift, practical, and for the record, none of this is that creepy. And I wrote compliments and little jokes on the back of each photo, you don't think he thought I was making fun of him do you? I really hope he knows I wasn't...

Dick: Speaking of compliments, *moment of silence for his patience and sanity* you also gave him a serial killer magazine cut out note recommending him skin products that ended with "p.s I like your skin :)"

Tim: His freckles are cute! And he needs scar cream and moisturizers, winter is coming up! ... I should leave him some

Dick: Tim, No.

Tim: Tim, Yes.

[can-a-femme-gay-get-an-amen]

tbh, I think Bernard would be into it though.

[thewanderingconstellation]

I agree, not the strangest shit that's happened to him. And the stalker(Tim) isn't really harming or threatening him per say. So he'll take the strange gifts thank you very much!