[megagroovyphilosopherstuden-blog]

Person on the phone: Am I speaking to the head of the household?

John Mulaney, handing the phone to Petunia: It’s for you

[hobbitmilk]

queer eye? oh you mean

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[lameblr]

when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]

[forever90s]

[britneyaddiction]

[susiethemoderator]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22 because 4:22 is 4:20 too

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[timelordinthetardis]

Straight from the fridge, man. Hey, you speak the lingo.

[mugicha1]

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[lovelysuggestions]

you are worthy of respect from your friends, family, peers, and most of all, yourself.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The brain is the most important part of the body, according to the brain.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We are all here against our will.

[onlytwitterpics]