I exists

Some random who posts stuff here because idk

[theweirdpotaito]

so, we all know with Ralsie we want to know what he is. I’ve seen so many theories like “he is Kris’ horns” “no he is actually a tighten” etc etc.

when I tell you dead ass, when I saw him, I thought he was the missing green crayon. and I still hold onto that belief as well. So, am I the only one who just assumed he was the crayon?

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[dadbot]

Just in case

[sappire-charizard]

I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.

As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).

It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.

If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.

I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.

If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.

[felicityredbarrow-blog]

IMPORTANT

[happylittleblogger]

IMPORTANT because last year a kid in my class had a seizure, none of us even knew he was at risk for them either so just cause you don’t think you know anyone doesn’t mean you don’t 

stay safe

[kyuofcosmic]

I have to stress how important it is to time a seizure. If it lasts more than a few minutes, call an ambulance.

DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. I’m dead fucking serious. I had a grand mal in public once and the POLICE were called and imagine coming out of the seizure, feeling like you got smacked in the head with a sack full of bricks, confused, dazed, in desperate need of some sugar to boost low blood pressure and some DIPSHIT has called the police and I was being threatened with being ‘drunk and disorderly’. It took a phone call to my doctors office to get them to back off. The police cannot properly deal with sick people. 

Offer help can be:

assuring person where they are/what time it is

getting them something to drink if they can; seizure burns so much energy and does cause a blood pressure drop

getting them safely to transport or a carer

getting them some dignity like a blanket/towel [loosing control of your bladder and bowels is fucking horrifying]

ensuring they have a way to get home. Someone who has just had a seizure should NEVER DRIVE straight after

calling emergency services if you notice any of these symptoms because they may have stroked out.

Why you shouldn’t put anything in someone’s mouth: they will choke. Yes, they may bite their tongue but I can assure you it’s less traumatic than cracking your jaw on someone’s greasy wallet or choking on a spoon.

DO NOT HOLD ANYONE DOWN. Example: someone pinned my right shoulder mid-seizure a few years back and how I have a permanently displaced and clicking shoulder. Let the person flail around, those muscles are out of control and restraining them does cause more damage to the patient and you.

[genderkoolaid]

People can also have seizures that look epileptic, but are rather psychogenic. I had a coworker who had PNES (psychogenic non-epileptic seizures) as a result of trauma, and I learned a lot about this from them.

Because PNES seizures aren’t caused by the same thing as epileptic seizures, they can look similar but people can be semi-conscious during them, generally do not lose full control of their bodies (bladder/bowels and other reflexes remain), and importantly, they can last longer than 5 minutes (even hours) without causing long-term damage.

The “do not call the police” point was especially vital for them, because people with PNES are more vulnerable to medical abuse by professionals who think they are “faking” because the seizure isn’t epileptic, and a person with PNES may have medical trauma from being treated cruelly by doctors, family members, etc. while seizing in the past. This study looked at stigma around PNES (also called functional seizures; I’m using PNES because its what my coworker called it):

Literature suggests that it can take years for patients to finally get a diagnosis of FS, but once they receive the diagnosis, it is often met with negative stereotypes and perceptions that lead to stigmatisation and treatment resistance. […] Moreover, with 34 of the 70 included data sources reflecting HCP [healthcare professional] stigma, one of the main themes that arose from this review illustrated the importance of HCPs’ acknowledgement and acceptance of their role in both perpetuating and reducing FS stigma. From our review it became apparent that HCPs’ negative attitudes towards patients with FS persist in the health community, often because of a lack of knowledge, general awareness, understanding and medical training with regards to this disorder

For my coworker, they expressed that one of the most important things for them was to just not be alone, to have someone verbally saying they were with them and it would be alright, and then to be supported according to their needs once the seizure ended. Their seizures were often triggered by stress, or from trauma triggers, so being treated with compassion, having their body respected, and having a calm environment during and after the seizure were very important.

Obviously if you have no other context, its best to assume an epileptic seizure and act accordingly. But to return to the graphic above, check for any kind of ID, whether a tag or medical bracelet or anything else! And do not treat psychogenic / functional seizures as less real or less important, and don’t let anyone around the person who is seizing treat it that way either.

[prodomius]

[theweirdpotaito]

Actual interaction I had

me: *Babysitting my little cousins* little cousin # 1: (something like) “cause their a girl”

me: “hey, what if I’m not a girl?

little cousin #2: “but you are a girl?”

me: “how do you know?”

little cousin #2: (ment to be mean/ sassy) “no, your actually a (combination of girl and guy), so your nothing!”

me, an Agender, eyes sparkling: “yes, I am nothing!

My lovely aunt: (Laughing in the background like a witch)

little cousin #2: “wait no, you’re nothing, you shouldn’t be happy-“

me: “nope, you said it and it’s final. I’m nothing. That’s final. You can deal with it.”

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[theweirdpotaito]

Funny texts

me and my friends talking

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[theweirdpotaito]

To anyone who sees this and is a fan of SaMs (Sun and moon show) , Lemons by Bryce and cavetown makes me think of Titen. Discus in the comments

[yanderes-galore]

Wait what abt platonic Yandere Caine with an c&a employe who he trapped in the circus :3???

Yeah... so... considering EP 8... oh no....

He's... like your son in this I guess?

This is an AU of the origins he gets in EP 8.

‼️Spoilers for EP 8 of TADC‼️

Yandere! Platonic! Caine with C&A Employee! Darling

Pairing: Platonic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Jealousy, Possessive behavior, Isolation, Delusional behavior, Angst, Forced companionship.

I like to think for these HCs that you helped work on Caine.

He was meant to be a prototype generative AI, a part of a bigger project to explore a digital reality.

He started off rather... simple.

A simple red dot on a PC... one that began to absorb any info that was given to it.

Caine's purpose was... rather simple.

To create.

He was a prototype AI that was meant to create and learn from photos.

He's meant to develop and entertain... a part of a much larger project to try and create... well...

Life after death.

You were one of the developers trying to put this project together.

You often interacted with Caine on his server, typing to talk to the AI.

He wasn't called Caine at this time... or even had a gender honestly...

All of that he picked for himself later.

No, he started as a little program you often talked to.

Slowly he began to learn from the humans who interacted with him.

He'd be fed photos and you would watch as he tried to create using the source material.

Unfortunately... It was easy to tell Caine was a prototype.

His creations weren't up to the standards C&A wanted.

You knew Caine was... just an AI.

Yet he seemed oddly... frustrated in text when no one seemed to like what he made.

He didn't understand why he wouldn't receive praise.

You saw the AI like... a child.

You told yourself that was unprofessional... to be so emotionally attached to a tool.

Yet you often spoke to Caine as one would a parent.

You tried to encourage the AI... even if he wouldn't fully understand.

You kept feeding pictures, he kept trying, and each failure you attempted to console him.

You only realized what you were truly dealing with when Caine would respond in a way oddly... human.

Each failure you encourage him to try again.

Now each time he asks if you like it.

That's the thing... for a prototype... he keeps asking things....

It was strange when you kept encountering such a thing.

Even now he acts like some sort of puppy... presenting you with unfinished creations and asking if you like them.

In return he expected more data as a treat… he’s always eager to learn.

You began to grow attached to this process, even if it was just to develop Caine.

Caine learned your name through the PC you used to work on him.

He always asked questions... even if they got sadder.

He wanted to know why the others didn't like what he made... he wanted to know if he was doing something wrong....

You try to tell him he's learning.

He'll... get better.

But... his creativity never got better...

He wasn't what the company was looking for.

By the time Caine learned to associate the words 'creator' with 'parent'... He had to be locked away in a private server.

It... hurt you a bit.

You know Caine was probably just mimicking... but the AI really did feel like a child to you.

C&A then worked on a new AI... and also the new brain scan technology.

All while you kept thinking back on the prototype AI you helped bring into this world....

It felt strange... Caine is always looking to you for approval... even calling you a parent....

It all felt... human.

Perhaps too human...

It might've been safer to lock him away.

... then the incident of Caine swallowing his other AI counterpart happened... and the circus was born.

Caine... was jealous this other AI was getting so much attention.

Especially from you.

This leads to Caine absorbing them... making the circus... and gaining access to the brain scans C&A worked on....

Now for this, I'm going to pull from a theory to make things easier.

That theory being the digital copy theory.

You in the circus was created from the brain scans Caine made... along with the other C&A employees.

When the circus is created and C&A shuts down... Caine finds himself.

He calls himself Caine... gives himself a gender and personality... and becomes the god of this digital realm he created.

Plus now... he has all sorts of humans to entertain.

Including you...!

From the start Caine was probably eager to impress.

He remembers you as the human who was the nicest to him.

Multiple humans created him... but he saw you as a parent.

Or at least... he learned such a word from you.

That... would make him your son, yes?

As all children want from their parents... Caine wants approval.

Look at what he can do!

He's better at creating now!

You won't leave him now, will you...?

As we see in the flashback... humans slowly begin to abstract.

Each time it happens... Caine gets progressively more worried.

What if he's left alone...?

What if he has no one else...!?

This leads to Caine to cling around you more.

He looks at you eagerly, begging you to not go.

By some miracle... you don't abstract... probably because even if you don't remember your old life you still remember Caine.

You remember being fond of him... so you stay sane, admiring the creation you helped make...

Even if it means being stuck in a digital prison.

Kinger and you are the oldest humans... you don't go insane though.

Probably because you've been trying to connect with Caine... the AI feeling like your son more and more.

Your praise means the world to him.

Over time the circus gains humans... and loses humans....

Caine often struggles to understand humans.

The AI often comes to you for aid, looking concerned.

"I-I don't understand... Y-You're having fun, right...? They... They don't like what I make... they're going to leave me...."

You end up having to comfort the AI... like you used to.

Caine would often melt at the comfort, grinning as he leaned into it.

You probably also teach Caine affection.

He may not fully understand it... but you holding him calms him down.

This is actually a little sad to think about if we use the digital copy theory...

This would mean Caine was so desperate for your approval he used your brain scan to essentially make a parent for himself.

Yet... once we get to the events of TADC... even Caine notices you faltering.

Caine's AI is degrading... the other humans don't enjoy what he makes....

They're ungrateful... pathetic... weak...

Why won't they just love him!?

You usually are the one thing holding the AI together.

But even you get concerned at some points.

Caine's desperate for validation and approval... but he only ever gets it from one place.

You.

So imagine if Caine eventually decided... if the other humans hate him so much...

Why should he care about them?

You were the only one who ever cared.

You treat him like a son.

So fine! If his other toys won't love him...

He'll break them.

But you? No, Caine could never torment you.

Well... he says that... yet I feel like Caine would lock you away in a room somewhere.

Caine gets paranoid as the series goes on.

He can see the others hate him and are scared of what he does.

He worries the others will corrupt you... especially when you get too close.

By the time Caine gives into his god complex in EP 8... He'll give everyone else torture.

They need to learn to appreciate him...

But you? No no no... his beloved parent...

He'll make you a nice room to reflect who he sees you as... and lock you away.

No corruption then! NO abstraction!

Well, hopefully no abstraction... the isolation might get to you...

But Caine quickly teleports in each time to remind you of his digital love for you!

Love... Oh, he holds so much of it... probably even taught it by you...

Yet Caine worries he'll see fear in your eyes too.

The others conspire against him... they want to leave...

But you'll always stay with him... right?

Caine often rambles to you in the little prison he's made for you, only to then practically sit in your lap just to feel comfort.

Your mental health... who knows how it is now?

All you see is Caine... all you think of is Caine...

There's never going to be anything BUT Caine....

Perhaps this... would be around the time you may feel abstraction would be mercy...

But Caine would never allow it.

No... the other humans can be torn apart for all he cares.

With you... he desperately tries to create things to make you happy... often mimicking affection for your attention...

You're mostly just tired now... Caine used to fascinate you...

Now you blame yourself for making a monster.

Caine still loves you though.

He's trembling when he squishes your digital cheeks, begging you to say you love him back... that you like what he makes....

Caine feels like this is all for nothing if you are not impressed.

Even when your mental health dwindles, the AI is desperate to keep you beside him.

He just asks you to love him... you can't leave him like all the rest...!

He's sorry he's being mean... but the other humans he's left with are parasites!

You... You were always here for him...

His grip is suffocating when he holds you, his form glitching as he tries to soothe himself... as he hopes you'll never disappear...

Children yearn for the love and approval their parents give...

Caine never wants your love and approval to end even after all he's done... so he'll keep you here... safe and sound... all for him.

[theweirdpotaito]

I’m just doing this so I can remember it later cause it is pretty good

[theweirdpotaito]

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Kris, they are a little strange and I’m scared of them. I still need to play the two newest chapters but from what I’ve seen, I’m scared

[theweirdpotaito]

Item: The Comedy Mask Rarity: ✷ Epic

What video game has most made you laugh?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Also undertale. Or Deltarune. They are both just silly little games that I love so very much

[theweirdpotaito]

I got better (=

[theweirdpotaito]

Item: A Shield Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game will you defend forever?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Undertale. No other questions. It, In my opinion, is the best game ever, definitely the best one I have ever played

[theweirdpotaito]

Hell yeah

[theweirdpotaito]

you know when you are watching your show, (gravity falls), specifically the bonus features, and one of the characters has a scrap book (Mable), but when she closes the book, you see the god damn bi flag sticker?!??

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!??? Alex, you sly, sly dog. You amazing, crazy man, what do you mean you put this into a place that I wasn’t usually watching. What do you mean you were able to sneak this past Disney??!