It's time to stop wiping

it's already too late

[thewettestsock]

snack

[roskiskoira]

[thewettestsock]

My girlfriend and I have taken to blaming a non-existent cat for any and all weird or creepy things that happen in our apartment

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[mistershoestied]

i'm just so passionate about nontraditional paladins

paladins of atypical gods. a paladin of the god of storms whose divine smite is a literal bolt of lightning from the heavens. a paladin of one of the gods of death who seems scary but just wants the dead to receive justice and comfort.

a paladin of one of the "darker" gods who sees themselves as responsible for those that other paladins wouldn't protect— those who are lost, those who maybe aren't innocent but who deserve compassion all the same.

hell, there's a god of thieves (and theyre chaotic neutral)! what does a paladin of the god of thieves look like— how do you have a stalwart defender of a group defined by its secrecy and fluidity? what are they defending— the right of thieves to exist? the value of individual moral codes over societal laws? the honor code of thieves? maybe they strike down "false" thieves, those in it for greed with no respect for the art of theft or the standards respected by other thieves.

and then there's oathbreaker paladins. i just think there are so many more interesting reasons to break an oath than "i didn't want to be good and help people anymore."

give me an oathbreaker paladin whose god commanded them to do something against their morals. who is now branded as a traitor to their god when really it's their god who betrayed them.

give me an oath of vengeance paladin who is tired, not as angry as they once were, and sick of bloodshed. who breaks their oath by sparing an enemy.

give me a paladin whose oath is noble but who is frustrated with the moral absolutism of it. who is sick of their power being dangled over their head, able to be taken away at the slightest mistake. a disciple of ilmater who has been told too many times to bear the suffering of others and for once wants to be cared for. a disciple of the god of fate, sick of being told that theirs and others' suffering is inevitable and unchangeable.

i don't know man just. nontraditional paladins.

[thewettestsock]

I'm currently playing an oath of the crown paladin, serving a god/king called the Great Marten, a regular marten who someone decided to make the ruler of a nation. Both of them are now in exile because the people were somehow not okay with their king being a feral mustelid.

[thewettestsock]

Why the fuck is my dash suddenly full of terfs

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[thewettestsock]

That's all cum

[hisisisnkos-hississasi-hisisien]

onks teilläki huomenna huomine :/ Vai oonko ainut jolla on huomine huomenna?

[thewettestsock]

Kun eilen tulin tänään kotia niin tänään tulen eilen huomenna

[homunculus-argument]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.

[punaparta]

Is this about pearls?

[homunculus-argument]

This was originally about the thing where you kill a wolf in a video game and it has 5 dollars. Then the thought ran off and came back like this.

[thewettestsock]

Hey on that note, anyone got the clip where the guy reads out the "this wolf had 5 dollars" post in like a khajiit voice or something? Been looking for that for years now.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

[thewettestsock]

Phineas and Ferb are gonna doom us all

[sokeri-isi]

Okei mutta kaikki Suomen kaupungit on käytännössä joko

a) järvikaupunkeja,

b) jokikaupunkeja tai

c) merikaupunkeja.

Osa voi varmaan olla useampia, mutta me suomalaiset vissiin ollaan rakastettu muuttaa asumaan veden äärelle.

Missä näistä sä asut, jos pitää valita sun mielestäsi sun kaupungille ensisijainen?

Mikä näistä sun kotikaupunki on?

järvikaupunki

jokikaupunki

merikaupunki

Voting ended onApr 24

[lurks-no-more]

Historiallisesti kaikki vähääkän isommat kaupungit on aina olleet veden äärellä, eli Suomi ei sinäänsä ole poikkeus. Se on erikoista, että meillä on niin valtavasti järviä ja järvikaupunkeja, yleensä on kyse meren rannoista ja jokien varsista.

[thewettestsock]

Tarpeeks iso järvi varmaan toimittaa samaa tehtävää kuin joet ja meret. En kyl nauti että melkein koko maailmaa yhdistävä piirre esitetään suomalaisena erikoisuutena.

[sokeri-isi]

Okei mutta kaikki Suomen kaupungit on käytännössä joko

a) järvikaupunkeja,

b) jokikaupunkeja tai

c) merikaupunkeja.

Osa voi varmaan olla useampia, mutta me suomalaiset vissiin ollaan rakastettu muuttaa asumaan veden äärelle.

Missä näistä sä asut, jos pitää valita sun mielestäsi sun kaupungille ensisijainen?

Mikä näistä sun kotikaupunki on?

järvikaupunki

jokikaupunki

merikaupunki

Voting ended onApr 24

[lurks-no-more]

Historiallisesti kaikki vähääkän isommat kaupungit on aina olleet veden äärellä, eli Suomi ei sinäänsä ole poikkeus. Se on erikoista, että meillä on niin valtavasti järviä ja järvikaupunkeja, yleensä on kyse meren rannoista ja jokien varsista.

[socpens]

[thewettestsock]

I'm gonna keep on dancing in the pink larva lamp

[adobe-outdesign]

with the fact that some ghost pokemon are said to be from human souls, imagine the stories the pokemon world have for it. Like, a child of a single parent got lost in the forest and died, turning into phantump. Years later, as a trevenant, it meets a gengar, who was their parent who died searching for them nonstop, not even death kept them from searching until they've found each other again. That'd be cool, methinks.

Wait that's actually very sweet and I need this as a animated short now

[thewettestsock]

Gengar is in the Amorphous egg group, so your dead grandma might fuck a Muk.

[kropotkindersurprise]

April 7, 2026 - "All you had to do was pay us enough to live, all you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live"

A worker in Ontario, California, USA, set his company’s warehouse on fire and has a message for the CEO:

“There goes your inventory. You know we may not get paid enough to fucking live, but these bitches (lighters) dirt cheap. All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.”[article]/[video]

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[thewettestsock]

Apes are famous for being calm and collected