dr rijnswand 33 a bachelor

adult | she/they (hän) | not anglophone this is a blog about whatever also im eclectic yeah but not like that

[kotitontunmanaaja]

rationaalinen mieli: se on kineettistä jännitystään purkavien muuttolaatikoiden rapinaa

parempi mieli: rapina syntyy kun kotitonttu siivoaa paraikaa omia kimpsujaan ja kampsujaan ja on tulossa mukaan uuteen asuntoon :) kyllä kaikki järjestyy vaikka nuha painaa päälle.

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[nh2d-deactivated20220723]

my favourite bizarre arthurian facts to drop on unsuspecting people:

lancelot was very literally raised in a lake

gawain has a talking fox sidekick who shows him how to cross the river of the dead

morgan le fay’s best frenemy/gf is an ancient greek oracle who slept with alexander the great

gawain has to investigate his own murder not once but THREE times because people just will not stop faking his death

arthur has a pet parrot

one time mordred ate a dead body

gawain said he wanted to be turned into a maiden to be able to love lancelot as a maiden could. he was very high on painkillers at the time

lancelot’s birth name is galahad and his son’s name is galahad and his ex-boyfriend’s name is galehaut and his grandfather’s name is lancelot and his uncle’s name is bors and his cousin’s name is also bors.

there are upwards of ten characters named yvain

gawain was kidnapped by pirates as a child. this explains a lot about him i think

look i know its a basic one but the absolute shock that ppl go through when i say lancelot was raised in a lake? like IN a lake? classic. timeless. theres a reason i listed it first and it bears repeating. the man is aquatic

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior by Jem Mitchell for Icon Magazine France March 2025

[noctelya]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[katmaibearfan]

88 is being cute again

[katmaibearfan]

and now he's snorkeling!

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[lea-mg]

misc discworld stuff

[alttaritar]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[cheriboms]

very strange to be a fan of a "classic" thing bc like. its overrated. its underrated. everyone knows OF it but its a toss up if theyve actually ever engaged with it. you want to talk to everyone about how good it is but its so culturally ingrained that everyone waves off your glowing review as "well duh, its [classic thing]". its dismissed and overlooked BECAUSE it is so good. you cant find anyone to talk to about it except for deranged ppl on tumblr bc the masses havent actively thought about it in 30 years. its been referenced in every form of media since it released. no one gives it a second thought. youre going crazy.

[batbetbitbotbut]

Yeah, yeah, all the textile and fibre arts lead to each other, we all became trapped here long ago.

The danger zone is when they lead out of textile and fibre arts, into agriculture and woodworking and smithing and beyond.

[batbetbitbotbut]

I've got it!

The danger zone is always one or two steps beyond wherever I am now.

[tiuhtaviuhta]

it's me, boy, the small allotment plot of flax, talking to you from inside your brain

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove