His Eminence

God King of Planet Earth

[shiftythrifting]

I found the white Pharoah at my local flea market.

[thewhitepharaoh]

A stunning likeness of my beautiful white face. What a lucky find.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

New technology unlocked : Big heavy stone brick

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

You could move it around or stack it

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, let's try moving a bunch of them next to each other to make a square. Then we can try piling more bricks on top of them to make a smaller square, and then we can just take it from there. See what happens.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

That sounds like a bad idea

[thewhitepharaoh]

Yeah! Do it!

[wetchickenbreast]

it’s me the WHITE PHARAOH 🤍 i have been KICKED from the pyramid due to CANCEL CULTURE and i need YOUR HELP please send pictures of your credit card front and back 💳 please help big friendly WHITE PHARAOH 🤍

[thewhitepharaoh]

DO NOT send credit card details to this FRAUD and IMPOSTER

I AM THE TRUE AND ONLY WHITE PHARAOH

[envy-stims]

🎰 • 📜 • 👑 • 🎲 • 🔥

“Pharoah’s fire”

white pharoah meme stimboard

(this is a joke)

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

White pharaoh you’re not a joke to me

[thewhitepharaoh]

@the-frog-blog you are excused from pyramid duty. I appreciate you.

[criptochecca]

White Mao is not real and cannot hurt you

[hazeltongzhi]

[thewhitepharaoh]

Your tags are as accurate as they are powerfully erotic.

[criptochecca]

White Mao is not real and cannot hurt you

[hazeltongzhi]

[voids-place]

why is the white pharaoh texting me

[thewhitepharaoh]

COME TO UTAH. STOP IGNORING THE SUMMONS OF YOUR PHARAOH.

[faefox9]

Are you reinventing Mormonism with an Egyptian flair this time?

[thewhitepharaoh]

Absolutely fucking not. You will have no other gods but The White Pharaoh.

[voids-place]

why is the white pharaoh texting me

[thewhitepharaoh]

COME TO UTAH. STOP IGNORING THE SUMMONS OF YOUR PHARAOH.

[frosted-buns]

why did I spend so much time on this I fucking hate the white pharaoh get this asshole out of here I fucking hate this take this get him out of my head fuckkk

[thewhitepharaoh]

You love White Pharaoh. You adore and worship your beloved God-King. I accept your tribute, subject.

[absolutelyzoned]

[afc-agitprop]

🚨Breaking:🚨

Kamala Harris announces the White Pharaoh as her vice presidential pick

[thewhitepharaoh]

Vice NOTHING I’m already God-King of the entire planet.

[thewhitepharaoh]

All of you bitches better be building my pyramids.

[absolutelyzoned]

i want you

[thewhitepharaoh]

You can absolutely get this milky dick, subject.

[spergburger]

The establishment fears this

[thewhitepharaoh]

Everybody fears me and my good friend and sometimes lover the Black King.

[smash-or-pass-anything]

The white Pharaon (????)

smash

RUN !

Voting ended onJul 12, 2024

[thewhitepharaoh]

YOU WILL VOTE SMASH OR FACE MY WRATH

[smash-or-pass-anything]

WHITE PHARAOH !?

... would you smash yourself actually ?

[thewhitepharaoh]

The White Pharaoh self smashes thoroughly and often. Not even I am immune to my own immense sexual magnetism.

[smash-or-pass-anything]

The white Pharaon (????)

smash

RUN !

Voting ended onJul 12, 2024

[thewhitepharaoh]

YOU WILL VOTE SMASH OR FACE MY WRATH

[evilscientist3]

[smegmafactory4prez]

I always wanted to fuck him tbh

[evilscientist3]

you CANNOT be fucking the white pharaoh bro

[thewhitepharaoh]

HeelllLLLLLllllooooOOOOoooo

[foreskinniest]

You guys can make your blue eye jokes all you want but I'm not afraid to admit that I am weak to the White Pharaoh's Gaze

[thewhitepharaoh]