Lawrence Beetlejuice Shaggoth

-A Rp account for the Musical version of Beetlejuice -

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

It’s Showtime!

Hey guys. It’s Ronnie again with my theatre kid-ness-

Beetlejuice!

-my main inspiration is the musical, but I will take aspects from the Cartoon and the movie

-he’s a Demon, a bio-exorcist, if you will.

-summon him by saying his name three times!

-he doesn’t care for gender, but he mainly uses he/him, but he doesn’t mind if you use other ones.

-also he’s Pan, probably.

Tw for: swears, General vulgarity, and lots of talk of death.

And the dividers are by: @ animatedglittergraphics-n-more

And here is a culmination of all of the beetlejuice lore I’ve thought up!:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/126vrOPmkct-O24t_DDk0fYYRSpd453Z1SRHRmNAVGO8/edit

[juicy-beetle]

One of my favorite images

[lolbutjustabit]

good morning !

[do NOT tag as ship]

[winnifred-speaks]

How’s the family

Oh, well… Not ever a hint of calm since Mira started walking and talking…

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Beej was laying on the ground, underneath where Mira was sitting on the ceiling. If she fell, he would be there to catch her. He had been there for around an hour.

Babes! She won’t come down!

[winnifred-speaks]

Wendy blinked a few times as she looked up. She frowned, worriedly, reaching her arms up. She knew Mira could crawl on walls and ceilings but she didn’t know she could fully walk on them now. How could she even baby proof the ceiling…

Larry! Weren’t you supposed to be watching her?

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

I was watching her! I look away for one minute and she went up!

Mind you, he looked away to look at Wendy’s ass while she was in the kitchen. Who could blame him?

So I’m gonna be a cushion when she falls down!

[winnifred-speaks]

Well, how are we gonna get her down?! You’re gonna have to get up there! I’m not risking getting on a chair and falling with her!

Wendy looked down at Beej with a furrowed brow. She knew Beej would be soft enough and Mira wouldn’t get hurt but she still didn’t like the idea of her daughter falling off the ceiling, part supernatural being or not. She frowned.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Beej looked up at her, big fat grin on his face, as he often did when he was talking with her. Even after all this time he was still maggot-filled head over fungus-covered heels.

Okay, alright- whatever you want, babes-

He sat up with a groan, standing up and pretty quickly scaling the wall and ending up on the ceiling himself, it was that easy.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Wife

Wife!!!!

[winnifred-speaks]

How’s the family

Oh, well… Not ever a hint of calm since Mira started walking and talking…

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Beej was laying on the ground, underneath where Mira was sitting on the ceiling. If she fell, he would be there to catch her. He had been there for around an hour.

Babes! She won’t come down!

[winnifred-speaks]

Wendy blinked a few times as she looked up. She frowned, worriedly, reaching her arms up. She knew Mira could crawl on walls and ceilings but she didn’t know she could fully walk on them now. How could she even baby proof the ceiling…

Larry! Weren’t you supposed to be watching her?

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

I was watching her! I look away for one minute and she went up!

Mind you, he looked away to look at Wendy’s ass while she was in the kitchen. Who could blame him?

So I’m gonna be a cushion when she falls down!

[winnifred-speaks]

How’s the family

Oh, well… Not ever a hint of calm since Mira started walking and talking…

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Beej was laying on the ground, underneath where Mira was sitting on the ceiling. If she fell, he would be there to catch her. He had been there for around an hour.

Babes! She won’t come down!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

How are you and the wife

Great!!!

Who knew the domestic life was so nice, huh??

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

🪲<- buge

So fuckin right, pal.

[pureanonofficial]

sir ur joints

MARC GINSBURG as BEETLEJUICE

[juicy-beetle]

Welp panic has set in. The idea generating always takes the longest so im going to do something similar to Alex's card (dude I feel bad in a way lol) best of luck to everyone! I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Fat

Yeah, yeah!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

So I heard about you hating your mother and all that, but do you have family besides her? Siblings?

Well- Not really!! I might-

…

What if I do and don’t know it???!!!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

How was the plague?

I had a pretty great time during that!!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

How are the wife and kids

The wife and kids!!

They’re good!! Mira started walking around lately- and she learned that I have a name other than daddy… so now she calls me Larry.

It’s funny!

[winnifred-speaks]

We should still teach her not to call you that, hon…

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

But she says it like you say it!! So sometimes when she says it I’m like “what honey?” Thinking it’s you for a second but no!! Just her!!

Beej laughed.

[winnifred-speaks]

Wendy shook her head but smiled.

If she starts call me babe like you do, you’re in trouble, mister.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

She might, babes, I use it a lot!

[winnifred-speaks]

Wendy tapped him on the nose, jokingly.

You hush.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

He leaned forward, basically moving to hit her in the shoulder with his nose.

But I love you!!

He whined, jokingly.

[winnifred-speaks]

Love me in silence.

Wendy giggled. She bumped her hip against his, playfully, making a zipping motion across her lips as she did.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

But I can’t helppp ittt-

He only slumped against her again.

I need everyone to knowwww.

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

That's nice, at least you're not bound to one place anymore.

Is the whole summoning thing intact or is that not something that happens?

Huh- I dunno!

If it still works, no one’s tried to summon me in a long time!

[thewholebeing-dead-thing]

Was the curse lifted when you got married?

That curse stuff kinda ended up being… weird??

I’m not alive but I can go out of the house and stuff!! Still can’t go past lines of salt or anything- but I can go and get groceries I guess-