The Witty Bastard

Hi, I'm Ashkan. You can call me Ash

[comedycentral]

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

[brooklyndogtographer]

No words for the amount of cuteness right here. Meet Indy!

[misterwooff]

Sin título por Adrián Nieto Rodríguez

[nezumi-photography]

“Backlight on a summer’s eve”

[findmeinnirvana-deactivated2023]

[legalwifi]

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

[plixar]

[teendotcom]

28 Times Tumblr Completely Understood the Struggle of Talking to Your Crush

[4gifs]

[eternalpizzaparty]

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[itslatingirl]

[skylerlamberts]

[superstreetfighter2turbohdremix]

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

[atlasdrive-blog]

Photo by Adam Elmakias

[walterwwhite-deactivated2015051]

this was so fucking sad. you can literally see his happiness drop because walt said no I’m so fucki NG upset he just wanted to go go-karting with you walt fuck you

[itskarenwalker]

[memecenterz]

[elcabrochico]

NO

[styxzar-deactivated20150901]

OMG NO

[shwagerr]

omfgggggg

[nessagrey]

This ruined my life