Guards! Seize him!

Caen | they/them | EN/FR | 25

[astrmastr]

open wide

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[taniesart]

team 7 <3

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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[naturecalls111]

team 7oser ☀️

[bluwubewwy]

Girls love asking for each others discords and then not talking its our favourite activity

[zaili]

POV: You Just Recently Caught Up to the Manga

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[homophobla]

"GAY PEOPLE!"

"Um, Light, that's not how it works."

"HOMOSEXUALS!"

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[punksalmons]

every day is a struggle

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[guesst]

whats scarier?

motion detecting light turns on w/o anything to trigger it*

motion detecting light doesnt turn on; you can tell something is there though**

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

*it's inside so not likely to be from e.g. a branch waving or whatever

**the Thing is something youd typically find scary

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[junk-thunder]

come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

please come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab