So Last Summer

I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[giratinazero]

tumblr mobile is wigging out, can y'all still see me?

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[em-iliart]

It’s clawing at the bars of my brain

[giratinazero]

in the past two days Ive had two completely separate employees ask how long Ive been here bc I carry myself differently from the rest of the office

[threedollarsdotcom]

tjey said a 4 year old could never make posts luckily im 5 now

[surgerysexualiser]

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

[giratinazero]

I only have one nice orange polish actually and it's my beloved discontinued one so I want to cherish it but I want orange polish...

[giratinazero]

what do I waaaaaaant

[giratinazero]

I only have one nice orange polish actually and it's my beloved discontinued one so I want to cherish it but I want orange polish...

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

[cheese-sample-official]

and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[sharkgirldick]

Just to round out the comparison.

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[sceyart]

Dearly beloved