[theworstwolverine]

Wade made me make this account. I don't know why. But here I am, I guess? I really don't think this is going to be that interesting, but fuck it. I don't really have anything better to do anyways.

I ain't no babysitter, no one under 18.

My Wade is: @merc-with-a-mouth-69

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OOC:

Mun is taken by their Deadpool 🫶

Hi!! I'm new to public rp accounts lmfao, but this movie has given me such brainrot. OCs welcome, NSFW in public stuff will be tagged #mdni and #18+, be anon or not, I'm really cool with just about anything! This is all for fun. Sorry if things are OOC, I'm still new to this particular fandom :3

I like, follow, comment, and reblog from @wastelandcatartist

[theworstwolverine]

Mind making me some “knorts”

I—

Those are...

Something

You really want a pair??

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

HAHAHAHAH if you come anywhere near me with a pair of knorts I’ll kms

[theworstwolverine]

What if they were pink

[theworstwolverine]

Mind making me some “knorts”

I—

Those are...

Something

You really want a pair??

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

// @theworstwolverine is camping out in the bathroom with the cats 🫩

[theworstwolverine]

//THEY'RE BABIES THEY JUST WANT LOVE HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM

[theworstwolverine]

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Let me love something.

[theworstwolverine]

I never said you couldn't love something

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

So you want a divorce?

[theworstwolverine]

I'm gonna lose my phone again, this time it'll be on purpose

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Quick come sign these papers.

[theworstwolverine]

I ain't signin' shit

[theworstwolverine]

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Let me love something.

[theworstwolverine]

I never said you couldn't love something

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

So you want a divorce?

[theworstwolverine]

I'm gonna lose my phone again, this time it'll be on purpose

[theworstwolverine]

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Let me love something.

[theworstwolverine]

I never said you couldn't love something

[theworstwolverine]

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

[theworstwolverine]

Get me pregnant.

Again? Right now?

Alright

[thememedaddy]

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

@theworstwolverine every time you drive I swear

[theworstwolverine]

Literally, I want to purposely run someone over with those goddamn headlights

[my-dailydreams]

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

@theworstwolverine me earlier

[theworstwolverine]

You every night you have to work

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Why is pompom purin always showing hole

[theworstwolverine]

Why are you like this

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

@theworstwolverine cheated on me in my dream so now he’s cancelled. Just thought everyone should know.

[theworstwolverine]

I didn't actually do it?? It was a dream?? I wouldn't do that to you

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Every time I use gen-z slang Logan looks like he’s about to have a stroke trying to figure out what I just said.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

“I’m an ice agents biggest opp. Bitches have no drip but think they slay”

Logan:

[theworstwolverine]

Because that's not English. I have no idea what the hell you're saying 90% of the time.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Wicked for good didn’t ruin my life at all

If you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go throw up now

[theworstwolverine]

I've been holding you for the past hour while you sob

I don't think I can help

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Fuck little nightmares 3 dude I don’t even care

[theworstwolverine]

Wade is sobbing in the other room, I can hear him

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Wolvie dumped me in my dream so now it’s all he’s gonna hear about all day

[theworstwolverine]

I didn't actually do it, though.