That guy who uses his username from 10 years ago.

Still can't properly rotate an icon

[asimplecabbage]

The world’s saddest story told in only 5 words

“Oh my God, Roachie despawned”

[thewynterknight]

I drew a grumpy wizard Inkay!

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I drew a Fennekin! Not quite the right colors, but let's pretend it's a shiny ;)

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Grumpy King Togepi!

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Holy fucking shit! Free cups!

[thewynterknight]

And this is why reddit exists.

[thewynterknight]

When you buy a box of oreos and expected it to last all week.

[thewynterknight]

"oops! Spagett!"

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notmyguac this is basically your puppies in a nutshell.

[thewynterknight]

Is there any other way to eat cookies?

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Yes, this is beer

[thewynterknight]

"mommy... Can you check under my bed for lobbyists again?"

[thewynterknight]

I'm sure he will.

[thewynterknight]

Tornadoes are SO last may

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"Hi, I'd like an large cheese with extra SATAN"

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Damn, son.