Me and My Pretty Face

Who am I? Oh just a guy who's the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion. {Private rp blog for CoC, not the real Dolph Ziggler}

[thexzigman]

Did he try sneak bacon onto the plane by hiding it in his suitcase?

[new-face-of-fear]

No, though I wouldn’t put that past him. This time it’s more along the lines of him wanting to squeeze some airport worker’s head until their brain popped through their skull like a pimple. And that was a direct quote from him.

[thexzigman]

Yeah I can see why security might have a problem with him....

[thexzigman]

Did he try sneak bacon onto the plane by hiding it in his suitcase?

[new-face-of-fear]

Trying to get through airport security with Braun is an adventure almost every damn time.

[thexzigman]

I want to ask why but at the same time I‘m afraid to know the answer...

[afuckingknightmare]

Reblog if you think Shinsuke stole Dolph’s smile.

[thexzigman]

The only thing Shinsuke stole from me was my god damn pizza rolls.

[thexzigman]

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[thexzigman]

Okay, I was concerned for a moment when you took that hit.

[ginger-jackass]

Thanks man, it’s cool. Just a little loopy is all. Might get a drink, or something. idk

[thexzigman]

Sounds like a solid plan to me. But I suggest you stay away from Blue Moon.

[thexzigman]

Okay, I was concerned for a moment when you took that hit.

[thexzigman]

@ginger-jackass

Give me the word bro and I’ll shut that anon up.

[ginger-jackass]

It is what it is. I mean, they ain’t wrong. And they’ll just keep coming back. So it’s whatever. 

[thexzigman]

It’s still annoying and shouldn’t be tolerated man. But you took a pretty hard kick to the face tonight, you okay?

[thexzigman]

@ginger-jackass

Give me the word bro and I’ll shut that anon up.

[thexzigman]

I need a drink...

[thexzigman]

@ginger-jackass

When are you going to introduce me to your dog?

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

This is officially the most southern thing to happen so far

[thexzigman]

I always love it when Heyman reminds everyone of what they already know.

[thexzigman]

It’s like a waving a treat in front of a dog but letting him have it the moment he wants it! 😩

[thexzigman]

The anons aren’t asking the gossipers the real question we all want to know: why was the first season of Castlevania only four episodes?

[adesigningdaisy]

Dolph, please. 😂

[thexzigman]

This is a serious issue Eliza. 😤

[thexzigman]

The anons aren’t asking the gossipers the real question we all want to know: why was the first season of Castlevania only four episodes?

[thexzigman]

...You are a very interesting person.