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NiKki CROsS. sANity. i bite (Not the real Nikki Cross, closed rp blog for CoC)

[hailtothe-queenofspades]

We didn’t have fights.  You had beatings.

Then you left NXT and went and made friends with the beautiful people.

@nikkibites

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Yeah and it liked me more than you!

[hailtothe-queenofspades]

We didn’t have fights.  You had beatings.

Then you left NXT and went and made friends with the beautiful people.

@nikkibites

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

They were fiiiiiiiights.

[hailtothe-queenofspades]

Then you’re a shitty fighter.

That’s my belt you’re holding in that picture.  Closest you would ever get.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

That belt liked me more.

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[baybayxcole]

I have three. Take it or leave it.

Also, I'm offended you think I'm a decaf coffee kind of person.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Three buys you a week. Because I’m feeling generous and am pretty sure they both already know about it anyway.

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[baybayxcole]

How many donuts are needed to buy your silence??

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Many.

And coffee. CAFFEINATED coffee.

[brittthedentist]

Okay but Bobby and Kyle would rule fight club with their BJJ

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Adam not letting them is a conspiracy!

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[baybayxcole]

... I'll give you a donut if you stop what you're doing right this second.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

A single donut? Who do you think you’re dealing with here?

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[baybayxcole]

They have NXT tag titles to win, they have no time for this. Sorry. UE is too busy for all of this.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

They’ll make time! Bobby is very responsible with time management, he has the mustache for that.

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

I’m telling.

[baybayxcole]

Stop right now. No.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Yesssss. Gonna leave a note for Kyle. He’ll tell Bobby. You know he will.

[baybayxcole]

No one tell Kyle and Bobby about fight club. Shh. UE's not doing it.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

I’m telling.

[hailtothe-queenofspades]

We didn’t have fights.  You had beatings.

Then you left NXT and went and made friends with the beautiful people.

@nikkibites

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

They were fiiiiiiiights.

[dischordiax-archive]

hxutemxss​:

Okay but what if I want to fight my wrestling isn’t great but I’ve broken noses other than mine I can do this

Shit sign me up, I could use a good fight right now.

But also, I absolutely believe in you, you’d kick ass.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

I just miss us. Fighting. Back when we had something. That something was fights.

[dischordiax-archive]

hxutemxss​:

Okay but what if I want to fight my wrestling isn’t great but I’ve broken noses other than mine I can do this

Shit sign me up, I could use a good fight right now.

But also, I absolutely believe in you, you’d kick ass.

[hxutemxss-deactivated20220521]

Good for you? I know my boundaries. I’m not stupid enough to cross them and risk my entire career to prove something to a bunch of people who don’t even give a fuck about me. 🤷🏼‍♀🤷🏼‍♀

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

Okay good good good, this’ll work out then, you can fight someone else! Yes! Teamwork!

[dischordiax-archive]

hxutemxss​:

Okay but what if I want to fight my wrestling isn’t great but I’ve broken noses other than mine I can do this

Shit sign me up, I could use a good fight right now.

But also, I absolutely believe in you, you’d kick ass.

[hxutemxss-deactivated20220521]

Cross company promotion.

If Shayna isn’t allowed, I’m much more confident. But if she’s there, I very politely will wait until she’s not and then try again.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

I’D DO IT! I’D FIGHT SHAYNA!

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

#Asukasgonnakillyou

EDIT: also maybe Shayna.

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

[s-t-a-y-d-o-w-n]

I now have a coat and a purse.

Yard sale after the show?

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

what’s in the purse?

[nikkibitesarchived842020]

You just have to be better at hugging than the bear.