Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again

behold my glorious empire of dirt she/they • 26

[xinyuehui]

Same time, same place. Be sure to come!

Link Click III · EP1

[they-might-be-bionts]

such cute little babygays :) surely nothing bad will happen to them in the future

[1dietcokeinacan]

I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and I’ll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location

[they-might-be-bionts]

Moving to Boston in 2 weeks and the concept of living in a city with legitimate public transit is scaring me. What do you mean I won’t have to take my car everywhere

[they-might-be-bionts]

new hbomberguy video is out on patreon and this screenshot really spoke to me

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[dolphlns]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[ereruuu0]

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[gelphienation]

like how every single autistic person seems to have some version of what I call the impermeable membrane which is like this sense of a veil or film or sheet of glass between you and the world. Like you can describe it to someone and they’ll be like oh yeah my impermeable membrane/sheet of glass. like people will talk about how autistics talk and move but I think a lot of autistic people have a shared visual language as well. or how autistic people have different relationships to gender the way queer people do. That gender is performed which takes agency and skill and creative choice. Even the concept that a lot of autistic people have interests that don’t match their aesthetic or aren’t limited to one subculture creates a unique type of cultural dissonance that would be a notable feature of any other artistic culture or movement. Like autism not just being something that acts upon you (as it’s described by everyone else) but something that’s expressed through you with agency and skill

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[phantomrose96]

Something is absolutely the fuck at work

[byjove]

stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors

[crimson-chains]

Wanted to put this piece together with a little music~

[crimson-chains]

Wanted to work with some really strong colors! I think it turned out quite striking ^^