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| He/him | Most incorrect quotes have been said by people who I no longer associate with |

[theycallmeaspen]

Janus? What are you, a middle school librarian??

[theycallmeaspen]

Can't wait for the new episode and to watch the fandom rise like Jesus on the third day

[theycallmeaspen]

Thomas, I love you, but please give us some actual content and not ads

[theycallmeaspen]

What your favourite Sanders Sides ship says about you:

(just my opinion lmao)

Analogical: Clearly, you are a mentally unstable person of culture. You enjoy hurt/comfort because you're hurt, but do not receive any comfort. You also have panic attacks

Intrulogical: They're your final two brain cells interacting. You need to go to bed, however

Prinxiety: You enjoy the simple things in life, and adore a good ol' enemies to lovers story. Your favourite character is absolutely Virgil, and if you've seen avatar: the last airbender your favourite character was Zuko

Mociet: You probably find Janus to be the hottest of all the sides.

Demus/Remceit: Despite them having never canonically interacted, you have made up many MANY fake ones/fanfics where they have. You probably order the same thing every time from a restaurant/fast food place

Roceit: You absolutely ignore that Janus is a sassy bitch in favour of writing about him crushing on Roman because the Prince is your favourite side. You feel like Roman was/is badly treated, and definitely cried at SvS redux. Your favourite Disney movie is Sleeping Beauty

Loceit: You're so done with the world in general, you probably experienced a gifted kid to burnt out pipeline and all you can do is read fanfics all day. If given the opportunity, you would definitely wear Janus' hat

[blip-boi]

I feel personally attacked…

[theycallmeaspen]

Good.

[i-am-a-fish]

better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them

[theycallmeaspen]

That sounds like a threat... Are you peer pressuring me into having a good life?

[theycallmeaspen]

Roman: Do you ever look at a dog or cat and think 'There is nothing going on in their head'?

Logan: Yes, I get the same thing with you

Logan: Are you, perchance, an animal, Roman?

[muppetable]

why was this the first thing i thought of when i read this

someone please take away my ability to draw

[theycallmeaspen]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS. 138/10

[theycallmeaspen]

Roman: Do you ever look at a dog or cat and think 'There is nothing going on in their head'?

Logan: Yes, I get the same thing with you

Logan: Are you, perchance, an animal, Roman?

[i-am-a-fish]

don't forget to drink w

[theycallmeaspen]

Thanks for reminding me, fish. I sometimes forget to drink my wins

[i-am-a-fish]

i have a headache can someone please give me an ibuprofen

[badluckqueen]

here you go goldie

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks

[i-am-a-fish]

wait a minute

[i-am-a-fish]

tumblr isn't real

[bloodbitts-blog]

My brother’s allergic to that

[i-am-a-fish]

why would you tell me your brother's weakness

[brain-in-a-skin-suit]

i’m allergic to penicillin. if this helps

[i-am-a-fish]

this doesn't help me even somewhat

[theycallmeaspen]

I'm hypersensitive to chlorine, it makes me sneeze. I would recommend you avoid all swimming pools, fish

[i-am-a-fish]

every day.

every day I get sillier

[theycallmeaspen]

Every morning I wake up and drink my silly tea. It makes my silliness squared from the day before

[loganslowdown4]

Welp

I’m ace 😄🖤🩶🤍💜

[theycallmeaspen]

Awesome! Want to join all of us in our invasion of Denmark?

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Congratulations to Sanders Sides for being the horniest fandom!

[theycallmeaspen]

Y'all got some explaining to do. Clearly Logan is the most fuckable

[theycallmeaspen]

Intrulogical's dynamic is absolutely doing dumb shit in the name of science. You cannot convince my dumb, gay and sleep deprived self otherwise

[tstwitterupdates]

What cartoon do you think will be in the next Cartoon Therapy episode? I reckon it will be Gravity Falls, She-Ra or The Owl House

yeah i’ve also seen thomas talk about those shows for cartoon therapy. i think gravity falls would be cool! i don’t know what big theme you can explore from it in terms of psychology but i’m sure there’s one!

thomas also loves the owl house and has said it would be cool for cartoon therapy so i also think that’s a good one, but if they’re already filming then they must have been writing for a while and i find it a bit hard to believe that the season 3 was out before they were writing the episode, so i’m not sure if they would write a cartoon therapy episode without the show being over yet. but i don’t know.

im excited to find out i hope it turns out to be a show i’ve already watched lol

[theycallmeaspen]

There would actually be a bunch of themes that you could explore in Gravity Falls! Some other ones I could think of off the top of my head are Dipper's self esteem/image, coming of age or growing up, relationships, keeping secrets etc. I feel like there is so much that Thomas could do with Gravity Falls. Regardless of whether or not that is the cartoon he chooses, I am very excited for the episode nonetheless :)

[theycallmeaspen]

Janus: Roman thank god you don't have a mustache, other-

Janus: WAIT fuck, you do have one

[theycallmeaspen]

Instead of the five stages of grief, I go through the five stages of exam season:

1) Over preparation/cockiness

2) Burnout

3) Giving up

4) Cursing my existence

5) Panic Revision

[theycallmeaspen]

I present to you, my most cursed creation to date

[nico-the-overlord]

He looks like the word “miffed”

[theycallmeaspen]

He does! I christen him Jagan