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“I’m behind on check ups but I can never get the boys together,” she croaked her throat still bothering her, “Please just tell me I don’t have to play hide and seek?”
You're not sounding too good. I hope for your sake you don't have to search them out.
What the fuck am I even doing anymore?
“Hiding? Where have you been, giiiiirl?
In bars, mostly. And I take it you've been spending your time in a time machine, back to when people said giiiiiirl?
Fair enough. Thanks, really, I was actually starting to worry about waking up somewhere I don’t recognize and not knowing how to get back.
“It’s no problem. I haven’t had a drink in a while anyways.”
That's probably a good thing, you know. Better than drinking too much, at least.
Ever seen a friend with glass buried in their hands?
“I’ve seen…. we’re not going to go there, but yeah, love. I’ve seen worse. We’ll be right as rain.”
Fair enough. Thanks, really, I was actually starting to worry about waking up somewhere I don't recognize and not knowing how to get back.
It’s bad that I’m still tempted to try to make a case for the whole mess not being that bad, isn’t it. Don’t get your hopes up on me not being a damn mess at the end of the night, alright? And only get your hopes up a little about me not being injured.
“I’m sure I can handle it, sweet cheeks. I’ve seen some shit while out.”
Ever seen a friend with glass buried in their hands?
You can promise fun, I can promise…an inordinate about of lesbians, really, based off my memories. I’m making it sound worse than it was, seriously. I was just…unconscious, in the hall…I’m still not doing the best job of making it sound good, am I?
“Lesbians? Well, I’m game. I’m not looking for a lay anyways. No, Char. You’re really not, but let’s just work to keep that from going down again then, yeah?”
It's bad that I'm still tempted to try to make a case for the whole mess not being that bad, isn't it. Don't get your hopes up on me not being a damn mess at the end of the night, alright? And only get your hopes up a little about me not being injured.
I can’t promise fun, from all the memories I have over the last few nights I went out, I could be the most boring and clumsy drunk ever. It wasn’t that bad! At least I’d already woken up and gotten… Kind of off the floor, when he found me.
“I can promise fun, but if you happen to be that kind of drunk, its no big deal. I’ll take care of you, love. Kind of off the floor? Oh God, Charlie.”
You can promise fun, I can promise...an inordinate about of lesbians, really, based off my memories. I'm making it sound worse than it was, seriously. I was just...unconscious, in the hall...I'm still not doing the best job of making it sound good, am I?
I wouldn’t say a lot… But I should probably stop going out alone. It’s not like the injuries are that bad, anyway, though I think I really freaked Aiden out for a bit there.
“Need a bodyguard then, babe? Well, If you don’t mind a bit more people crowding about, then I’m more than willing to go out and have some fun. Aiden found you hurt? Poor bloke, I bet you gave him a heart attack honestly.”
I can't promise fun, from all the memories I have over the last few nights I went out, I could be the most boring and clumsy drunk ever. It wasn't that bad! At least I'd already woken up and gotten... Kind of off the floor, when he found me.
It’s a great sentiment, really, but I think getting hammered and simultaneously getting injured will keep working, for the time being.
“Maybe not the getting injured part, and while I’m telling you now that alcohol is only a temporary solution. Do you get hurt a lot when you go out?”
I wouldn't say a lot... But I should probably stop going out alone. It's not like the injuries are that bad, anyway, though I think I really freaked Aiden out for a bit there.
Talking about it would be the healthy option, wouldn’t it. I haven’t been the best about doing that lately.
“It would be, yeah. Talking actually helps, I’ve found recently. So, if you need someone to lend an ear or lean on, I’m your guy.”
It's a great sentiment, really, but I think getting hammered and simultaneously getting injured will keep working, for the time being.
It’s absolutely ridiculous, actually, I can’t keep it together any of the time.
“That’s a feeling I’m more than familiar with. If you need to talk or anything, well, I’m here.”
Talking about it would be the healthy option, wouldn't it. I haven't been the best about doing that lately.
I just…am. I’m an absolutely wreck. It’s ridiculous, really.
“It’s not ridiculous, love. You can’t keep it together all of the time, I don’t think anyone can. What’s on your mind?”
It's absolutely ridiculous, actually, I can't keep it together any of the time.
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“How do you suppose that?”
I just...am. I'm an absolutely wreck. It's ridiculous, really.
What the fuck am I even doing anymore?
“Being Charlie. Being cute. Making sure we’re marketable. The list goes on and on.”
I’ve been doing a pretty shit job at all of the above, then.
What the fuck am I even doing anymore?
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