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I'm not really a good writer. I just do what I want.
I'll mostly write Lucifer as a trans man and Satan as a trans woman because those are my HCS for them (but if someone asks for something with them as CIS I'll probably do it...)
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This will only be about dom mc! No sub mc here guys you got enough
No one ever talks about Mephisto and it makes me sad :((((
He's a perfect bottom! With his love of horse riding he's wonderful at riding you! He'd whine and moan while still trying to talk down to you.. No problem! Just grabbing his dick is enough to force out a gasp.
Mephisto wouldn't like cumming before you.. He's just so sensitive that he can't help it! Make sure you reassure him after <3
Ranking the demons based on if you could let them sub in their demon form without being hurt! Feel free to talk about it (or why I'm wrong) in the notes!
First coming in at dead last is... Satan!
Look I love Satan's demon form (and find it super hot) buuuut that tail is sharp and he really wants to grab you with it (you know.. Wrapping his tail around your waist as you take him from behind..) he loves it but unless you're okay with ending a little scratched don't (also his horns are terribly sensitive)
Coming in at 8th issssss... Mammon!
It's not that he'll use any part of on you but I feel like his wings are sharp and he gets... Really really squirmy and a wing might just hit you. Tie his wings up and maaaaybeeee you can get around it
Speaking on wings that might hit you at 7th place we have Lucifer!
Four.. FOUR wings and he still can't control them when you're dominate, you're bound to one day get SMACKED with a wing. Most times he gets in his demon form he'll ask you to hold his wings down (just because he likes the feeling of your hands on them) ((also maybe he wants a yank but idk...))
Next at number 6 is belphie!
Honestly it's because touching his tail fluff hurts from thorns in them (and he likes stroking your cheek which it when you bite his chest). Yank it and he'll hold it down himself
At 5th issssss... Diavolo!!
The gold is sharp but he can control his wings enough so they don't hit you. Hold them down (not because you need to but the touch is romantic to him) and stroke the inner parts
Coming at forth issss Beel!!!
Okay soooo his form on its own can't hurt you but he 1 gets a bit more forceful (on accident) and 2 his wings are really fragile as they tear easily. You don't need to do anything special with him but as a precaution make him lay on his back
Now at third isss.... Asmo!!!
Perfect man really! Wings aren't sharp or long enough to hit you, not bitey or forceful and his nails can't cut you! Only down fall is his horns are pointy and have ripped a pillow before.. But they make great handle bars when fucking from behind!
At second is.. Levi!
Okay you freaks his tail is usable
His tail is soft so it won't hurt to grab
Y'all know what time it is.. Number one is Barbatos!!!!
The tail.. You freaks...
Soft tail and alright horns to grab. He doesn't grab you as much as stroke your back with his tail
Warnings! Trans Lucifer, crying, pegging, tears, overstimulation? Begging and just Mephisto being a sub
Lucifer pushed Mephisto to lay down and pulled his cum stained skirt down, leaving Mephisto bare for Lucifer to gaze at.
"I hope you realize that was just some prep, love.." Lucifer whispered into his lover ear while he spreads Mephistos legs, "hold those open and don't close them till I tell you, okay?" "Oh-Okay." Mephisto complied, letting Lucifer spread and open him. Lucifer backed away somewhat to pull his own pants off, revealing his boxers that were now covered in slick.
Lucifer pulls out a box from under his bed, a box Mephisto knew all too well. Lucifer pulled out his harness and a- sparkling purple dildo??
"Really? Glitter?" Mephisto reacted, obviously this wasn't what he was expecting from his normally serious boyfriend. "My pretty boy deserves nothing but the best~, and plus, the purple matches your hair" Lucifer chuckled as he slipped on the harness and attached the dildo.
"Hold your legs open." Mephisto complied as he felt the tip of Lucifers strap touch his rim. "Relax~.." Lucifers words were buttery smooth but that didn't match the way he slammed into Mephisto, fully bottoming out in just one move. The movement made Mephistopheles back arch off the bed but as Lucifer ordered, he didn't close his legs. Lucifer's pace was ruthless, unforgiving and brutal like he was trying to make his lover remember him for weeks after.
Mephisto felt tears welling in his eyes; it was just too much for the demon. "W-wai-wait! L-lucifer oh— s-slow down!!" he whined. "Why should I? You always look so good crying, love." Lucifer chuckled as his left hand went to teasing run up along Mephistopheles dick, "with the way you're leaking I can tell you're really enjoying it~."
Mephisto cried over the way Lucifer was stroking him, the way he was hitting his prostate with almost  deathly precision and the fact that he was already on the cusp of a second orgasm. Lucifer wiped his lovers tears away and licked it off his thumb. "you always no matter what part of you it is, you taste absolutely divine" Lucifer said with that silky smooth voice that always drove Mephisto insane. "L-lucifer- please i-oh—I'm gonna cum.." Mephistopheles reached up to Lucifers back and ran his nails down the others back, something that would leave dark red marks on the lighter mans back.
"Go ahead.. Cum" and that was all the permission Mephisto needed before he shot milky cum onto his stomach. " ah.. I think you need a bath, love" Lucifer uttered while he gently pulled out. "Aren't.. Don't you want me to make you cum?" Mephisto whispered" I find my truest pleasure comes from watching you. There's no need for me to get off right now" Lucifer murmured as he placed a kiss on Mephisto's forehead
Warnings! Trans Lucifer, crying, pegging, tears, overstimulation? Begging and just Mephisto being a sub
Lucifer pushed Mephisto to lay down and pulled his cum stained skirt down, leaving Mephisto bare for Lucifer to gaze at.
"I hope you realize that was just some prep, love.." Lucifer whispered into his lover ear while he spreads Mephistos legs, "hold those open and don't close them till I tell you, okay?" "Oh-Okay." Mephisto complied, letting Lucifer spread and open him. Lucifer backed away somewhat to pull his own pants off, revealing his boxers that were now covered in slick.
Lucifer pulls out a box from under his bed, a box Mephisto knew all too well. Lucifer pulled out his harness and a- sparkling purple dildo??
"Really? Glitter?" Mephisto reacted, obviously this wasn't what he was expecting from his normally serious boyfriend. "My pretty boy deserves nothing but the best~, and plus, the purple matches your hair" Lucifer chuckled as he slipped on the harness and attached the dildo.
"Hold your legs open." Mephisto complied as he felt the tip of Lucifers strap touch his rim. "Relax~.." Lucifers words were buttery smooth but that didn't match the way he slammed into Mephisto, fully bottoming out in just one move. The movement made Mephistopheles back arch off the bed but as Lucifer ordered, he didn't close his legs. Lucifer's pace was ruthless, unforgiving and brutal like he was trying to make his lover remember him for weeks after.
Mephisto felt tears welling in his eyes; it was just too much for the demon. "W-wai-wait! L-lucifer oh— s-slow down!!" he whined. "Why should I? You always look so good crying, love." Lucifer chuckled as his left hand went to teasing run up along Mephistopheles dick, "with the way you're leaking I can tell you're really enjoying it~."
Mephisto cried over the way Lucifer was stroking him, the way he was hitting his prostate with almost  deathly precision and the fact that he was already on the cusp of a second orgasm. Lucifer wiped his lovers tears away and licked it off his thumb. "you always no matter what part of you it is, you taste absolutely divine" Lucifer said with that silky smooth voice that always drove Mephisto insane. "L-lucifer- please i-oh—I'm gonna cum.." Mephistopheles reached up to Lucifers back and ran his nails down the others back, something that would leave dark red marks on the lighter mans back.
"Go ahead.. Cum" and that was all the permission Mephisto needed before he shot milky cum onto his stomach. " ah.. I think you need a bath, love" Lucifer uttered while he gently pulled out. "Aren't.. Don't you want me to make you cum?" Mephisto whispered" I find my truest pleasure comes from watching you. There's no need for me to get off right now" Lucifer murmured as he placed a kiss on Mephisto's forehead
Warnings! Trans Lucifer, crying, pegging, tears, overstimulation? Begging and just Mephisto being a sub
Lucifer pushed Mephisto to lay down and pulled his cum stained skirt down, leaving Mephisto bare for Lucifer to gaze at.
"I hope you realize that was just some prep, love." Lucifer whispered into his lover ear while he spreads Mephistos legs, "hold those open and don't close them till I tell you, okay?" "Oh-Okay." Mephisto complied, letting Lucifer spread and open him.
Lucifer backed away somewhat to pull his own pants off, revealing his boxers that were now covered in slick.
Lucifer pulls out a box from under his bed, a box Mephisto knew all too well. Lucifer pulled out his harness and a- sparkling, purple dildo??
"Really? Glitter?" Mephisto reacted, obviously this wasn't what he was expecting from his normally serious boyfriend. "My pretty boy deserves nothing but the best~. And plus, the purple matches your hair" Lucifer chuckled as he slipped on the harness and attached the dildo.
"Hold your legs open and don't close them unless I tell you to." Mephisto complied as he felt the tip of Lucifers strap touch his rim. "Relax~." Lucifers words were buttery smooth but that didn't match the way he slammed into Mephisto, fully bottoming out in just one move. The movement made Mephistopheles back arch off the bed but as Lucifer ordered, he didn't close his legs.
Lucifer's pace was rough, hard and fast just too much for the purple hair man
Mephisto felt tears welling in his eyes; it was just too much for the demon. "W-wai-wait! L-lucifer s-slow down!!" he whined. "Why should I? You always look so good crying, love." Lucifer chuckled as his left hand went to teasing run up along Mephistopheles dick, "with the way you're leaking I can tell you're really enjoying it~"
Mephisto cried over the pace, the way Lucifer was hitting his prostate with deathly precision and the way he was already about to have his second orgasm. Lucifer wiped Mephistos tears away with his thumb before bringing the finger up and licking away the tears. "No matter what part of you, you always taste just positively divine"
Mephistopheles reached out to grab Lucifers back and ran his nails now the lighter man's back, something that would definitely leave marks for days to come. Lucifer could sense that Mephisto was about to finish, with the way his lover was crying, the way his face turned dark red and with the scratching "are you going to cum, baby? Go ahead" "Please -Lucifer ca! Ohh... C-cumming!" Mephisto cried out as he shot milky white cum all over his stomach
Lucifer looked down at his boyfriend, the tears on his cheeks, the flush on his face and the new spot of cum running into his bellybutton. He chuckled "looks like you need a bath." Lucifer pulled out, watching the lube pour out of Mephisto. "Aren't.. Don't you want to cum?" the darker man whispered. "No, I find my truest pleasure comes from watching you, my dear. Now let's go into that bath"
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
hey i just nutted /j i wanna tag team with em so bad hhh
no bcs the scream I LET OUT??!?? yeah uhm levi better be asking what kind, shape and sex of the child because the leaps he would do, the leaps I WOULD DO, for him hhhhhhh
levi gets flustered too easily.. at least someone has to fake advantage of it.. dia would whisper the dirtiest things in his ear them go on with his day like normal, deep down amused by the sigh of levi fumbling with his words
yes diavolo is a chronic clothes stealer, I feel like when levi stays over he just had like half of levis wardrobe in his room just in case, yknow-
diavolo's scent kink linking with uh his breeding kink hold in this is revolutionary
i swear there's a fic on ao3 about this genuinely i swear to god scent kink dia is real and canon and he loves is bf so much I swear to god
also scent kink levi is super underrated :< "but that would make him a weirdo" THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Scent kink omg- okay so when diavolo comes over to HOL and into leviathane room for a game night (date) Levi when he gets really into it sweats and I think diavolo would sniff him
I think diavolos favorite position would be a mating press because 1 as we said before.. Dude has a breeding kink 2 he can fit both of Levi's shlongs inside and 3 because Leviathan puts his face near his ear so dia gets to hear his bf whimper
MATING PRESS NGHHHH AND THEY'D BE SO NOISY FUCKIN EACH OTHER TOO
mating press allows dia to give him neck and forehead kisses and grip each others hands like they're metallically chained together.
"waiter waiter one mutual masturbation whilst watching hentai please!!! topped off witch levi controlling dia's vibrator and/or vice versa!!!"
me sharing my rarepairs with my friend (i seem like i need to be fucking institutionalized)
Just to add on but Diavolo is definitely a biter. Levi is covered in little nips at the end.
I think just to tease both him and Levi diavolo would put in a little remote controlled plug in and hand the remote to leviathan and say "Make sure I'm not talking to someone when you turn this on.. Okay, dear?" cue to leviathan being redder that diavolos hair
yesss definitely, they're all marks, slightly reddened but they're all somewhat different since he tries different biting angles to see what works and everything.
and of COURSE levi listens to his boyfriend and only puts it on when they're alone. as a prince he's the king of putting in a poker face for show but it's only long till he's silently muttering latin curse words under his breath, failing to stifle soft pants and the occasional moan. I can guarantee that man his shuddering with overstimulation, genuinely. like, palms sweaty, eyes closing in ecstacy, "my love, you can turn it up slightly, I think I should be fine- ah, gods.. " type of moaning. levi loves to see someone as powerful and influential as the devildom prince become weak putty at the hands of a cheap vibrator.. anyone would really, but dia's openess with him makes it even better he can't even lie about how he feels towards the prince-
oh boy. and at the end of the day diavolo's shuddering and panting at levi's door like "I need more, more of you. such.. stimulation; it is hard to concentrate without the thought of you passing my mind, leviathan."
"so, please.. if you'd allow me to.. (...)"
im getting flashbacks from when I used to rp lol
levi's niche nerdy side towards taboo topics and kink literally fuses with dia's experimentalist nature so they end up matching each other's freak...
Levi is a #𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and diavolo loves to learn! They try different things on each other all the time (always have safe words! Mainly they're for Levi because he does get overwhelmed easily so when that happens diavolo goes into loving mode)
Sometimes Levi turns the remote up a bit too high at RAD and diavolo has to bite his tongue just not scream his boyfriends name (not that he's afraid of showing people he loves and needs Levi just.. He does have a reputation and if Barbatos found out about about him screaming in public I think all of his food would be pickled for 300 years)
and levi would do that fuckass laugh he does if u have him on your home screen, not that he likes dia getting into trouble, but just seeing him on the edge is just *chefs kiss*.
the safe words is a yes, because levi accidentally rambled about them since diavolo asked "what's a safe word".. consensual sex is the best sex 👍👍👍👍
they're both masochists, definitely. levi moreso than dia but levi can SOMETIMES be a sadistic depending on the time of day and maybe, maybe whether he's jealous or not. after all dia spends his time around so many people it's not usual for him to take out his jealousy onto him (consensually) during sex
dia.. wax play. he'd be into it. send tweet. AND SENSORY DEPREVATION TO HE'D LOVE THAT
off topic to the s+m stuff just still somewhat adjacent, he'd love just a more gentle encounter with his bf where he's laying in (his) bed, wrists tied together with cloth (levi feels uncomfortable with using like.. actual chains/handcuffs on dia and wants it to that if he feels uncomfortable he could just break free was well but diavolo still feels put in his place.) and levi just reassuring him constantly reassuring him and telling him whats happening around him. levi definitely definitely even went all out with the type of wax and instruments and toys he uses... he wants it to be as sensual as possible, and even tries to make his voice sound like it (fails)
they're literally the boyfriends ever. if they get married that would be fantastic bcs I know the wedding night sex would be so freaky and would last forever.. (trans) levi fucks dia with a new blue strap on he got.. and uses his tail to stretch him wide enough for it too
hold on trans levi but instead of two dicks he had two pussies how the fuck would that work. yes dia would still be just as fascinated but he'd totally ask every time they have sex if he could eat both of them out.. ik for a fact the eye contact that diavolo has up to levi when sucking him off/eating him out would be insane... oh my god..
Omg.. Levi with a vent.. Best of both worlds!!! Diavolo would totally tell Levi to sit on his face at least once (you know that sit like a chair audio? That's what the conversation sounds like)
Eye contact!! Diavolo trys really hard not to let his eyes roll back at the taste because he needs to see leviathans reactions!!!
i think he'd have both (dicks and a vent) .. but I genuinely think it's just me...
yes diavolo would LOVE him to sit on his face, he definitely suggests it impulsively whilst their kissing and levi's just like "... huh??"
diavolo would be good at it. not expanding bcs I can't. 🙁
what about shibari/kinbaku.. like.. with both of them. hell yes dia getting off to being defenseless again and they get to explore each other's bodies yay
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
hey i just nutted /j i wanna tag team with em so bad hhh
no bcs the scream I LET OUT??!?? yeah uhm levi better be asking what kind, shape and sex of the child because the leaps he would do, the leaps I WOULD DO, for him hhhhhhh
levi gets flustered too easily.. at least someone has to fake advantage of it.. dia would whisper the dirtiest things in his ear them go on with his day like normal, deep down amused by the sigh of levi fumbling with his words
yes diavolo is a chronic clothes stealer, I feel like when levi stays over he just had like half of levis wardrobe in his room just in case, yknow-
diavolo's scent kink linking with uh his breeding kink hold in this is revolutionary
i swear there's a fic on ao3 about this genuinely i swear to god scent kink dia is real and canon and he loves is bf so much I swear to god
also scent kink levi is super underrated :< "but that would make him a weirdo" THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Scent kink omg- okay so when diavolo comes over to HOL and into leviathane room for a game night (date) Levi when he gets really into it sweats and I think diavolo would sniff him
I think diavolos favorite position would be a mating press because 1 as we said before.. Dude has a breeding kink 2 he can fit both of Levi's shlongs inside and 3 because Leviathan puts his face near his ear so dia gets to hear his bf whimper
MATING PRESS NGHHHH AND THEY'D BE SO NOISY FUCKIN EACH OTHER TOO
mating press allows dia to give him neck and forehead kisses and grip each others hands like they're metallically chained together.
"waiter waiter one mutual masturbation whilst watching hentai please!!! topped off witch levi controlling dia's vibrator and/or vice versa!!!"
me sharing my rarepairs with my friend (i seem like i need to be fucking institutionalized)
Just to add on but Diavolo is definitely a biter. Levi is covered in little nips at the end.
I think just to tease both him and Levi diavolo would put in a little remote controlled plug in and hand the remote to leviathan and say "Make sure I'm not talking to someone when you turn this on.. Okay, dear?" cue to leviathan being redder that diavolos hair
yesss definitely, they're all marks, slightly reddened but they're all somewhat different since he tries different biting angles to see what works and everything.
and of COURSE levi listens to his boyfriend and only puts it on when they're alone. as a prince he's the king of putting in a poker face for show but it's only long till he's silently muttering latin curse words under his breath, failing to stifle soft pants and the occasional moan. I can guarantee that man his shuddering with overstimulation, genuinely. like, palms sweaty, eyes closing in ecstacy, "my love, you can turn it up slightly, I think I should be fine- ah, gods.. " type of moaning. levi loves to see someone as powerful and influential as the devildom prince become weak putty at the hands of a cheap vibrator.. anyone would really, but dia's openess with him makes it even better he can't even lie about how he feels towards the prince-
oh boy. and at the end of the day diavolo's shuddering and panting at levi's door like "I need more, more of you. such.. stimulation; it is hard to concentrate without the thought of you passing my mind, leviathan."
"so, please.. if you'd allow me to.. (...)"
im getting flashbacks from when I used to rp lol
levi's niche nerdy side towards taboo topics and kink literally fuses with dia's experimentalist nature so they end up matching each other's freak...
Levi is a #𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and diavolo loves to learn! They try different things on each other all the time (always have safe words! Mainly they're for Levi because he does get overwhelmed easily so when that happens diavolo goes into loving mode)
Sometimes Levi turns the remote up a bit too high at RAD and diavolo has to bite his tongue just not scream his boyfriends name (not that he's afraid of showing people he loves and needs Levi just.. He does have a reputation and if Barbatos found out about about him screaming in public I think all of his food would be pickled for 300 years)
and levi would do that fuckass laugh he does if u have him on your home screen, not that he likes dia getting into trouble, but just seeing him on the edge is just *chefs kiss*.
the safe words is a yes, because levi accidentally rambled about them since diavolo asked "what's a safe word".. consensual sex is the best sex 👍👍👍👍
they're both masochists, definitely. levi moreso than dia but levi can SOMETIMES be a sadistic depending on the time of day and maybe, maybe whether he's jealous or not. after all dia spends his time around so many people it's not usual for him to take out his jealousy onto him (consensually) during sex
dia.. wax play. he'd be into it. send tweet. AND SENSORY DEPREVATION TO HE'D LOVE THAT
off topic to the s+m stuff just still somewhat adjacent, he'd love just a more gentle encounter with his bf where he's laying in (his) bed, wrists tied together with cloth (levi feels uncomfortable with using like.. actual chains/handcuffs on dia and wants it to that if he feels uncomfortable he could just break free was well but diavolo still feels put in his place.) and levi just reassuring him constantly reassuring him and telling him whats happening around him. levi definitely definitely even went all out with the type of wax and instruments and toys he uses... he wants it to be as sensual as possible, and even tries to make his voice sound like it (fails)
they're literally the boyfriends ever. if they get married that would be fantastic bcs I know the wedding night sex would be so freaky and would last forever.. (trans) levi fucks dia with a new blue strap on he got.. and uses his tail to stretch him wide enough for it too
hold on trans levi but instead of two dicks he had two pussies how the fuck would that work. yes dia would still be just as fascinated but he'd totally ask every time they have sex if he could eat both of them out.. ik for a fact the eye contact that diavolo has up to levi when sucking him off/eating him out would be insane... oh my god..
Omg.. Levi with a vent.. Best of both worlds!!! Diavolo would totally tell Levi to sit on his face at least once (you know that sit like a chair audio? That's what the conversation sounds like)
Eye contact!! Diavolo trys really hard not to let his eyes roll back at the taste because he needs to see leviathans reactions!!!
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
hey i just nutted /j i wanna tag team with em so bad hhh
no bcs the scream I LET OUT??!?? yeah uhm levi better be asking what kind, shape and sex of the child because the leaps he would do, the leaps I WOULD DO, for him hhhhhhh
levi gets flustered too easily.. at least someone has to fake advantage of it.. dia would whisper the dirtiest things in his ear them go on with his day like normal, deep down amused by the sigh of levi fumbling with his words
yes diavolo is a chronic clothes stealer, I feel like when levi stays over he just had like half of levis wardrobe in his room just in case, yknow-
diavolo's scent kink linking with uh his breeding kink hold in this is revolutionary
i swear there's a fic on ao3 about this genuinely i swear to god scent kink dia is real and canon and he loves is bf so much I swear to god
also scent kink levi is super underrated :< "but that would make him a weirdo" THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Scent kink omg- okay so when diavolo comes over to HOL and into leviathane room for a game night (date) Levi when he gets really into it sweats and I think diavolo would sniff him
I think diavolos favorite position would be a mating press because 1 as we said before.. Dude has a breeding kink 2 he can fit both of Levi's shlongs inside and 3 because Leviathan puts his face near his ear so dia gets to hear his bf whimper
MATING PRESS NGHHHH AND THEY'D BE SO NOISY FUCKIN EACH OTHER TOO
mating press allows dia to give him neck and forehead kisses and grip each others hands like they're metallically chained together.
"waiter waiter one mutual masturbation whilst watching hentai please!!! topped off witch levi controlling dia's vibrator and/or vice versa!!!"
me sharing my rarepairs with my friend (i seem like i need to be fucking institutionalized)
Just to add on but Diavolo is definitely a biter. Levi is covered in little nips at the end.
I think just to tease both him and Levi diavolo would put in a little remote controlled plug in and hand the remote to leviathan and say "Make sure I'm not talking to someone when you turn this on.. Okay, dear?" cue to leviathan being redder that diavolos hair
yesss definitely, they're all marks, slightly reddened but they're all somewhat different since he tries different biting angles to see what works and everything.
and of COURSE levi listens to his boyfriend and only puts it on when they're alone. as a prince he's the king of putting in a poker face for show but it's only long till he's silently muttering latin curse words under his breath, failing to stifle soft pants and the occasional moan. I can guarantee that man his shuddering with overstimulation, genuinely. like, palms sweaty, eyes closing in ecstacy, "my love, you can turn it up slightly, I think I should be fine- ah, gods.. " type of moaning. levi loves to see someone as powerful and influential as the devildom prince become weak putty at the hands of a cheap vibrator.. anyone would really, but dia's openess with him makes it even better he can't even lie about how he feels towards the prince-
oh boy. and at the end of the day diavolo's shuddering and panting at levi's door like "I need more, more of you. such.. stimulation; it is hard to concentrate without the thought of you passing my mind, leviathan."
"so, please.. if you'd allow me to.. (...)"
im getting flashbacks from when I used to rp lol
levi's niche nerdy side towards taboo topics and kink literally fuses with dia's experimentalist nature so they end up matching each other's freak...
Levi is a #𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and diavolo loves to learn! They try different things on each other all the time (always have safe words! Mainly they're for Levi because he does get overwhelmed easily so when that happens diavolo goes into loving mode)
Sometimes Levi turns the remote up a bit too high at RAD and diavolo has to bite his tongue just not scream his boyfriends name (not that he's afraid of showing people he loves and needs Levi just.. He does have a reputation and if Barbatos found out about about him screaming in public I think all of his food would be pickled for 300 years)
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
hey i just nutted /j i wanna tag team with em so bad hhh
no bcs the scream I LET OUT??!?? yeah uhm levi better be asking what kind, shape and sex of the child because the leaps he would do, the leaps I WOULD DO, for him hhhhhhh
levi gets flustered too easily.. at least someone has to fake advantage of it.. dia would whisper the dirtiest things in his ear them go on with his day like normal, deep down amused by the sigh of levi fumbling with his words
yes diavolo is a chronic clothes stealer, I feel like when levi stays over he just had like half of levis wardrobe in his room just in case, yknow-
diavolo's scent kink linking with uh his breeding kink hold in this is revolutionary
i swear there's a fic on ao3 about this genuinely i swear to god scent kink dia is real and canon and he loves is bf so much I swear to god
also scent kink levi is super underrated :< "but that would make him a weirdo" THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Scent kink omg- okay so when diavolo comes over to HOL and into leviathane room for a game night (date) Levi when he gets really into it sweats and I think diavolo would sniff him
I think diavolos favorite position would be a mating press because 1 as we said before.. Dude has a breeding kink 2 he can fit both of Levi's shlongs inside and 3 because Leviathan puts his face near his ear so dia gets to hear his bf whimper
MATING PRESS NGHHHH AND THEY'D BE SO NOISY FUCKIN EACH OTHER TOO
mating press allows dia to give him neck and forehead kisses and grip each others hands like they're metallically chained together.
"waiter waiter one mutual masturbation whilst watching hentai please!!! topped off witch levi controlling dia's vibrator and/or vice versa!!!"
me sharing my rarepairs with my friend (i seem like i need to be fucking institutionalized)
Just to add on but Diavolo is definitely a biter. Levi is covered in little nips at the end.
I think just to tease both him and Levi diavolo would put in a little remote controlled plug in and hand the remote to leviathan and say "Make sure I'm not talking to someone when you turn this on.. Okay, dear?" cue to leviathan being redder that diavolos hair
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
hey i just nutted /j i wanna tag team with em so bad hhh
no bcs the scream I LET OUT??!?? yeah uhm levi better be asking what kind, shape and sex of the child because the leaps he would do, the leaps I WOULD DO, for him hhhhhhh
levi gets flustered too easily.. at least someone has to fake advantage of it.. dia would whisper the dirtiest things in his ear them go on with his day like normal, deep down amused by the sigh of levi fumbling with his words
yes diavolo is a chronic clothes stealer, I feel like when levi stays over he just had like half of levis wardrobe in his room just in case, yknow-
diavolo's scent kink linking with uh his breeding kink hold in this is revolutionary
i swear there's a fic on ao3 about this genuinely i swear to god scent kink dia is real and canon and he loves is bf so much I swear to god
also scent kink levi is super underrated :< "but that would make him a weirdo" THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Scent kink omg- okay so when diavolo comes over to HOL and into leviathane room for a game night (date) Levi when he gets really into it sweats and I think diavolo would sniff him
I think diavolos favorite position would be a mating press because 1 as we said before.. Dude has a breeding kink 2 he can fit both of Levi's shlongs inside and 3 because Leviathan puts his face near his ear so dia gets to hear his bf whimper
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
hey what if they both had a breeding kink what about that. what aout that. wha. hahh. aheuh. eugh.
diavolo is the levi meat rider ever.. probably when they're further in their relationship they just start experimenting with kinks and turn off and turns ons and levi's REALLY into it.. dia indulges him every once in a while
also i remember reading a bunch of masturbation fics on ao3 and there was one w/ diavolo sending a audio/video message while jerking off.. maybe when they don't get to se each other that much they just send each other jerk of material which builds SOO much sexual tension especially when the only times they may meet are in like professional settings i.e RAD council meetings..
tension so thick even it has a boner.. . .
i feel like diavolo would definitely have like one big dirty secret.. idk what it could be though mentally i'm dong jumping jacks to catch up with my brain...
Okay so I'm pretty sure everyone kinda agrees that diavolo would have a breeding kink BUT! Diavolo being the one being bred and dirty talk with "Come on, levi~.. Give me a heir and make me big~" god I feel weird typing that out
Diavolo definitely teases Levi when he does go to RAD meanwhile leviathan is just trying to not pop a blood vessel with how much he's embarrassed
The dirty secret is that diavolo stole one of leviathans jacket to smell-
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
barbatos gets paid in copium and cheap iced tea /hj they must be so loud lucifer gifted him earplugs to help him as an apology
(barbatos x lucifer... hold on now.. hold on..)
"No but diavolo would definitely give good head (...) he strokes the one he can't fit."
hey so this crazy!! real!!!
every time I think of them I lose my shit I need more fan art I need more fics I need more headcanons I need an IV drip of dialevi in me at all times.
i also imagine levi being hella surprised that the carpets match the drapes even though he had BLUE HAIR and pronouns.. he knows he shouldn't be surprised but whatever :< a twink can dream
ik ppl have said this before.. but diavolos aftercare?? godly. levi would feel like a polished pumice stone before heading to sleep.
hey. uhm. also. diavolo absolutely worshipping (plus size) levi during sex. not gonna expand on that but I feel like levi needs reassurance and diavolo can give that to him :<
Diavolo has to get barb new tea leafs every time he invites Levi over (even if they don't do the do they still kiss like really loud)
Diavolo with a worship kink!!! Helping Levi with his insecurities through praise!! Blushy Leviathan everytime diavolo says something nice!!! The praise isn't even just about looks diavolo just says how much he loves him
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL OF LEVI'S (SPECIAL) INTERESTS AND HOW TO INDULGE IN THEM BCS HE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND :(((
insert dia doing a henry cosplay here, insert levi tweaking tf out here...
dia calling him levi-senpai reminds me of that one levi home screen message where he asks the player to greet him with "welcome master"... yeah dia's totally called him that before, like totally.. they totally fucked afterwards too :<
what a tragedy it is for them to have the best sex life but at the same time with dia being constantly away levi obviously gets needy, and by the time they entered a month long dry period levi pushes all of his energy into sexting and somewhat riling dia up
subsequently dia also asks barbatos to free a sunday for him hehe..
dia : can you free up Sunday for me levi's being sexting me nonstop and i really want to show him who's the boss (from the bottom)-
barbatos (ooc) : your majesty i do not give a fuck
out of the two of them who would give the best head... definitely dia.. dia would give nasty fuckin head.. like did his research of the different glands in demons type head.. like.. eyes rolling back into his head and levi letting out the sluttiest kind of moans type head.. i feel like he'd struggle swallowing though and he'd always apologize afterwards :< levi ALWAYS reassures him because at least he tried though
No but diavolo would definitely give good head. Levi with the two dicks too and diavolo trying to fit both in his mouth (he can't at first) so he strokes the one he can't fit
God barb would hate when Levi came to the castle because he can't go anywhere NEAR diavolos room without hearing something (this is out of his pay grade... Does Barbatos even get payed?)
dialevi but dia being the softest most encouraging bottom and levi being the most whimpering needy and unstable bottom ever like literally just wanting to please his boyfriend and give him the best dick(s) ever. send tweet.
Okay but dialevi with the two dicks hc would be like so funny oml-
Bottom diavolo who the first time after seeing Levis dicks made it his mission to fit both in at the same time. You're gonna make me write this before I do pretty boy part two dammit–
levi thinks "hey my bf might be insane" and dia is strangely passionate about his bf having two dicks, and genuinely curious because he's never really had sex before, and two dicks??? two instead of his own measly one??? he asks questions even levi doesn't know the answer to. only way to shut him up is to stick a dick or two up there ig!!! >:p
levi appears absolutely miserable at the questioning but it secretly punching the air with happiness because "who on earth would be interested in an otaku's body???" apparently the prince of the devildom. the biggest ego boost of a century.
and like.. when he watches dia stretch and fit around both his cocks perfectly... he can only stay coherent for so long-
Okay so like I really think Levi would be more comfortable like sexting??? Me thinks it's because Levi is a roleplayer so she just thinks he and dia are characters-
Like pre pact season 1 Levi meanness comes back and diavolo is like so happy that snark is directed at him for once!! Diavolo would totally send pictures of him with two toys inside his ass to mimic leviathans two dicks
the questions diavolo would ask
Can you chose one to cum out of?
Do you need both stimulated to finish?
How do they fit in your underwear???
Diavolo has also tried convincing Levi to get in his demon form and use that tail— .. Regret to inform you but it hasn't worked yet
prepact levi.. season one levi save me.. season one levi.. dear god.. ofc he'd be so confident over text but when it comes to acting all all of those fantasies he may have told over text.. well.. he can't really help but get flustered, potentially back out.
however dia being dia has his persuasive methods, including "but I'm the prince of the devildom pleaseee (jokingly)"
the questions would break levi.. he'd just be stuttering and stumbling over everything. without wielding his phone and sex toys he is WEAK (mentally). all fortitude to contain his horniness and sheepishness GONE.
hhhngh dialevi.. what if levi introduces dia to sex toys and persuades him to even buy one or two for himself... wh-what if dia with nipple clamps.. what. what if t4t dialevi.. what if.. dialevi.. hhhh
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT THEY ARE BOTH BOTTOMS 😭 virgin bottoms where levi tries his best to copy from the hentai he's watched, trying to lead and ends up cringing at himself, but dia likes seeing him a little unsure of himself >:o
levi either aggressively denies, or he'll be like "I didn't mean it like *that*!! "
ik lucifer would HATE having these two in a relationship cause I feel like dia can't read the room well and can overshare sometimes, especially when it comes to their ventures... :< story for another day.
also HYPOTHETICALLY if dia watches an anime that he got recommended and then proceeded to cosplay as a character from it to flatter him.. yh he'd just nut immediately-
flashback to that one episode where dia cosplayed hana ruri.. yeah they totally fucked after that no way they were just friends
