ich bin ein Freak

My name is Oliver, 19, trans guy, total wuss. Single. Aquarius (Feb. 9th), INFP. My hobbies are Care Bears and Oingo Boingo. https://www.paypal.me/saccharineboy

[theyreonlynoodles]

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

[theyreonlynoodles]

Outh

[fakeseinfeldplots]

[scorchedtulips]

this says “tonari no Seinfeld”

as in how the official name for totoro is “tonari no Totoro”

so this could be reasonably translated as “My Neighbor Seinfeld”

[fakeseinfeldplots]

Art by space coyote

[fakeseinfeldplots]

s14e10 - The Squatter

[millertastic]

[theyreonlynoodles]

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

[theyreonlynoodles]

That was a pocket of 10 diamond ore. Do you ever just… get the hardest erection

[incorrect-archer-quotes]

Krieger: There are so many ways to make life easier. Why eat 20 shrimp when you can eat one lobster? Why drink 20 glasses of milk when you can eat one raw cow udder? I mean-

[gifstelevision]

[sadieadler]

Ray! Ray! Come in here!

Why?! … Shut up! Why?!

[beast-girl-4ever]

[cyancees]

bet you someones drawn this exact same thing before lol

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[cognitohazardous]

at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

[foodforthot]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i had NO IDEA that Dreamworks movie about the holiday mascots flopped because all I saw on tumblr was anime renderings of Jack Frost for like a SOLID year

[thestateonmtv]

Gay people can go outside without being oppressed. We, casual South Park yaoi readers, do not have that luxury.

[homosxual]

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

[theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[biselfesteem]

the truth