Fake Seinfeld Plots

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🎵 I'm so keeno on beefarino. WHAT A DELICIOUS CUISINO! Fit for king and queeno. 🎵

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George submits an episode title to the fakeseinfeldplots tumblr and doesn't like the way the blog interprets it. Kramer sneaks into the live studio audience.

S30E19 - The Reblog

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Oh my god I'm so glad you're back!!

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The Very Bad Coffee Machine

Elaine suspects her neighbour of listening to her through the walls, so her and Kramer act out a fake murder.

George cheaps out on an office coffee machine that results to three co-worker’s deaths.

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The Witch's Spell

George is heartbroken to find out a witch only dated him because she needed his skin cells for a spell.

Kramer starts using gravy boats for every single condiment.

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The mascot

Jerry suspects his girlfriend is cheating on him with Newman when she keeps showing up completely flattened.

Kramer punches out Mr. Met for knocking over his root beer.

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The Grease.

Elaine can’t tell which beekeeper she’s been hitting on after she sees them with their suits off.

George is caught drinking the grease off of his pizza slice like dew off a leaf.

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The Ice Mummy’s Curse

George drops an entire turkey sandwich into a homeless man’s hat and is too embarrassed to admit it was a mistake.

Jerry seriously regrets breaking up with The Ice Mummy.

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George and Jerry unwittingly try to win the same stuffed animal from a claw machine to impress the same woman.

Kramer starts wearing a Snuggie in public.

S39E09 - The Tiger

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Seinfeld

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The audience participation

George is escorted out of a memorial service for yelling “Food fight!”

The studio audience starts running onto the set and beats the shit out of the actors

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The Viking Stew

Kramer gets into a heated disagreement with his lawyer over demanding a Viking funeral in his will.

Elaine dates a man who refuses to take his fingers out of his ears so she can break up with him.

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Jerry's apartment gets broken into and he becomes very disturbed when he finds out the only thing that was stolen was a box of cereal

S39E04 - The Cap’n

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The Ape

While at a nude beach George is mistaken for an ape who escaped from the zoo.

Elaine is banned from an ice cream truck for bringing her own sprinkles.

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The more things change....

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The Vow of Silence

Elaine pulls the short straw at work and is burdened with the responsibility to kill the bats that got stick in the photocopier.

Kramer’s vow of silence is put to the test when everyone starts singing “Sweet Caroline” at a baseball game.

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The Game Show

Elaine gets disqualified from The Price Is Right for taking way too long to get to her podium after being called.

Kramer is caught sanding down speed bumps.